The unORIGINAL DC Boards Lounge (with pics of beer)

[Anubis]

Your ass is on the couch tonight.

Yeah, but at least my ass is dry.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, I hate it when women are all superior about not turning their bathrooms into filthy messes. There are a lot more logistical factors involved with male pissing, goddamnit.

 

[Anubis]

I had an ex, who I would never put the seat down for. Real butthole move, I know, but she had this habit of not flushing the toilet when she went. So I figured she'd either learn to watch where she asses herself, or learn to flush.

Was it more of a if it's yellow, leave it mello sorta thing or was she trying to recreate Dagobah in your s**ter?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

All I ask is if you lose control, just wipe it. o.o

If you can't do that, I don't see why I should be doing you any "favors".

Better warm up to your palm, buddy.

 

[Drakon]

Was it more of a if it's yellow, leave it mello sorta thing or was she trying to recreate Dagobah in your s**ter?

Usually it was "Let it mellow", but there were a few times when she'd either be drunk, and not care, or she'd just outright forget because she's so used to not doing it anyway.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I always flush. Mostly because I consider lifting the toilet lid and finding anything there to be unacceptably gross.

All I ask is if you lose control, just wipe it. o.o

If you can't do that, I don't see why I should be doing you any "favors".

Better warm up to your palm, buddy.

My palm and I are extremely warm already. She's the only one who understands me.

 

[Anubis]

I don't know, you wake up at 3 in the morning after a night of whoopie, stumbling about, try to bleed the lizard and you're likely to hit everything except the water. I can clean the seat off, but I can't guarantee that I didn't soak a few towles down with a little liquid gold.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So, Drak, speaking of piss, does yours become rainbow-colored after a couple pints of Spadoinkle?

 

[fifthfiend]

Whose doesn't?

 

[Drakon]

I always flush. Mostly because I consider lifting the toilet lid and finding anything there to be unacceptably gross

I'm fine if it's like, tissue or something, but more than that? No thanks.

I don't know, you wake up at 3 in the morning after a night of whoopie, stumbling about, try to bleed the lizard and you're likely to hit everything except the water. I can clean the seat off, but I can't guarantee that I didn't soak a few towles down with a little liquid gold.

See, I fixed that problem ages ago. Pee in the shower, and run the water.

So, Drak, speaking of piss, does yours become rainbow-colored after a couple pints of Spadoinkle?

No, it becomes an actual RAINBOW.

 

[fifthfiend]

And now we know where they really come from.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

See, I fixed that problem ages ago. Pee in the shower, and run the water.

But then your shower smells like piss. Plus, there's always the chance that the shower stream will splash your piss stream back on your legs, and no man likes to piss on his own leg.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Girls like guys piss on their butts even less.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't doubt it.

 

[BlackLantern]

Girls like guys piss on their butts even less.

some might like it way too much

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Corpy, I demand chicken soup.

I'm not feeling good, and since there's no Tropico, you're next in line.


Also, keep the pee out.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, gee, after learning I'm second-best, how could I refuse?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Because I won't give you the antidote if you don't do it, Snake.


I totally need to buy that movie.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'll happily die before you squeeze a drop of chicken soup out of me.

 

[WompuM]

Man, I don't even feel like reading the last few pages to find out what you weirdos are talking about.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Bathroom brolitics between genders.

 

[WompuM]

You guys, I need some sort of pun tying boobs and 2001: A Space Odyssey together.

 

[BlackLantern]

2001 A Space BRAdyssey

 

[Tron Bonne]

2001: A Laced Brasseirssey?

It's all I've got

 

[Tron Bonne]

2001: A Strap Odyssey?

Not really much of a pun though, I guess.