The unREAL DC Boards Lounge 6.2

[lixdexia]

you know there are other ways to watch most programs, right charlie?

 

[sandwraith]

I really like the energy in here right now

On another note, I miss dvr. I'm forced to watch television live and miss out on quality hang out time with my roommies and one of my roommates comely young Jewish gal friends.

She the same Jewish roommate who stunk up your place with Potato pancakes?

How comely?

....How Jewish?

 

[Anubis]

Fran Fine Jewish or Ziva David Jewish?

 

[Charlie Boy]

you know there are other ways to watch most programs, right charlie?

I do... But it's Parks and Rec man!

 

[lixdexia]

latkas do not stink! they are distilled deliciousness!

 

[lixdexia]

I do... But it's Parks and Rec man!

damnit...i missed nbc night again because i was watching the it crowd. i'm 2 weeks back now but hulu should have them all ready for me t/m evening

 

[sandwraith]

Fran Fine Jewish or Ziva David Jewish?

Fran is Jewish!? LIES!

 

[Tron Bonne]

I love the way you get all diplomatic. Considered a job as a Spin doctor?

Diplomatic. Nah, just being....real.

Spoiler

No, seriously, I understand that Morrison isn't for everyone. He has a distinct way of writing, and his ideas are just too far out in the boat for some people. And hey, that's fine, whatever. Though, I tend to find the vile that's spewed is for all the wrong reasons. All this 'he's incomprehensible' nonsense for example. Some of the stuff I can see struggling with, but the majority of his mainstream work is perfectly readable. If you can't read and understand his Batman or JLA runs on at least its surface, just stop. And then stuff like, 'Oh my God, his stuff is so weird.' Oh **** off, Grandpa, if you can't handle weird just quit reading stories about men and woman in suits in a universe where death is a revolving door and there's space cops and cosmic gods and beings fart to change its course daily you shouldn't be reading superhero comics and you probably don't.

But he's still pretty awesome. Love him or hate him, he's writing stuff that's like pretty much nothing else and uses the medium to its utmost. Crash or burn, he's bending ideas like few others do or have. And no matter what, he deserves respect for that despite what the internet haters want to say about him.

 

[lixdexia]

Fran is Jewish!? LIES!

there's a nasty rumor about the pope being catholic spreading around too, but you didn't hear it from me

 

[lixdexia]

Diplomatic. Nah, just being....real.

Spoiler

No, seriously, I understand that Morrison isn't for everyone. He has a distinct way of writing, and his ideas are just too far out in the boat for some people. And hey, that's fine, whatever. Though, I tend to find the vile that's spewed is for all the wrong reasons. All this 'he's incomprehensible' nonsense for example. Some of the stuff I can see struggling with, but the majority of his mainstream work is perfectly readable. And then stuff like, 'Oh my God, his stuff is so weird.' Oh **** off, Grandpa, if you can't handle weird just quit reading stories about men and woman in suits in a universe where death is a revolving door and there's space cops and cosmic gods and beings fart to change its course daily you shouldn't be reading superhero comics and you probably don't.

But he's still pretty awesome. Love him or hate him, he's writing stuff that's like pretty much nothing else and uses the medium to its utmost. Crash or burn, he's bending ideas like few others do or have. And no matter what, he deserves respect for that despite what the internet haters want to say about him.

i don't mind his ideas, they're usually kinda cool, i just can not stand his writing style. his dialogue makes me want to punch babies

 

[Charlie Boy]

She the same Jewish roommate who stunk up your place with Potato pancakes?

How comely?

....How Jewish?

Quite comely, kinda Jewish... She does have the star of David tatted on her pinky... I'm not sure if that's for her faith or for kinky reasons.

 

[Anubis]

If you convert to Judaism and you're already circumcised, do you have to get circumcised again?

 

[SuperFerret]

Fran Fine Jewish or Ziva David Jewish?

So either way, sexy Jewish.

 

[sandwraith]

there's a nasty rumor about the pope being catholic spreading around too, but you didn't hear it from me

Bah, I can't tell any of you Cross-wearers apart. Catholic, Protestant, Presbyterian, Lutheran...You're all Jesus people to me.

I can't even tell Muslims apart. Maybe between Muslims who take hostages and Muslims who don't but I'm usually oblivious to these sort of things.

Also...I've...never actually...met a Jew. At all.

 

[Anubis]

Quite comely, kinda Jewish... She does have the star of David tatted on her pinky... I'm not sure if that's for her faith or for kinky reasons.

Wow, fingered by the star of David......kinky indeed.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Eff it. She just said she was excited for Thor as well as Captain America. And she knows the legit origin of Thor, so it looks like Parks and Rec can wait til tomorrow.

 

[lixdexia]

If you convert to Judaism and you're already circumcised, do you have to get circumcised again?

cerimonial bloodletting from the penis from what i hear. just a little nic

Bah, I can't tell any of you Cross-wearers apart. Catholic, Protestant, Presbyterian, Lutheran...You're all Jesus people to me.

I can't even tell Muslims apart. Maybe between Muslims who take hostages and Muslims who don't but I'm usually oblivious to these sort of things.

Also...I've...never actually...met a Jew. At all.

don't feel bad, i hadn't either till i went to college. at least not that i knew was jewish, i'm sure i met a couple i just assumed were baptist like i do with most people

 

[Anubis]

mozzletoff Charlie boy!


Give it to her right in the Kibbutz.

 

[sandwraith]

Ah, if you have the Muslim to redneck parents like mine were, America is ruled by Jews...Jewish conspiracy...blah blah blah...Frankly, I'd understand if they want to avoid us.

 

[lixdexia]

Ah, if you have the Muslim to redneck parents like mine were, America is ruled by Jews...Jewish conspiracy...blah blah blah...Frankly, I'd understand if they want to avoid us.

not in the south. i'm convinced at least 80% of the south is some kind of protestant on paper

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I took a half-Jew to prom. What's a half-Jew? A spoiled, only child that gets thirteen (I think?) days of gifts plus a ****-ton of gifts on Christmas. She thought she could be a ***** when she didn't have her coffee in the morning and even conned me into integrating hot pink into my tuxedo - she forced me! It was my senior prom and she was a junior! Ah well, I got 'Best Dressed'. She left before the last dance, and after wasting a few hundred on the beast, I earned nothing. Story of my life.[/endrant]

 

[sandwraith]

not in the south. i'm convinced at least 80% of the south is some kind of protestant on paper

Most of the Americans I've worked with come from the coast (East or West, I never really asked) and the only Southern people I know are Jim Ross from WWE and General Lee from Civil War movies. They seem likeable enough.

 

[lixdexia]

why would you not want to wear hot pink with a tux? if miami vice taught us anything its that elecric colors on white or black WORK

 

[sandwraith]

I took a half-Jew to prom. What's a half-Jew? A spoiled, only child that gets thirteen (I think?) days of gifts plus a ****-ton of gifts on Christmas. She thought she could be a ***** when she didn't have her coffee in the morning and even conned me into integrating hot pink into my tuxedo - she forced me! It was my senior prom and she was a junior! Ah well, I got 'Best Dressed'. She left before the last dance, and after wasting a few hundred on the beast, I earned nothing. Story of my life.[/endrant]

You could attribute her ***chy-side to her other half. Whatever that may be.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

why would you not want to wear hot pink with a tux? if miami vice taught us anything its that elecric colors on white or black WORK

It was pretty sick after I got it. All black tux, black shirt, hot pink vest and tie. Still, I was never a fan of the color, but she insisted I match.