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[Anubis]

Did you make them say, "five dolla, sucky, sucky, me love you long time."?

 

[BlackLantern]

well no...because that was a Vietnamese prostitute, not to mention extremely demeaning and immature

 

[Anubis]

Oh, so it didn't occur to you to do so. I see.

 

[lixdexia]

aubrey plaza is impossibly cute

 

[BlackLantern]

who?

 

[Mystirious]

Is Aubrey Plaza an actress Lix

How cute is impossibly cute

Yep expect to see her sleeping with dudes, chicks, taking drugs and other such wacky hi-jinks!

There is even a scene where an eccentric English master ripping open his shirt to reveal a tattoo of Charlotte Bronte’s face on his chest, and proclaiming: “This is the original punk, Charlotte f*****g Bronte!”

Haha I have got to watch that

So, just found out that Johnny Storm died. Who knew?

Nooooooo

there's a new winnie the pooh movie? looks like i will be paying a visit to my niece so i have an excuse to go see it

I'mma go and watch that i loves that bear

 

[lixdexia]

Is Aubrey Plaza an actress Lix

How cute is impossibly cute

yes, she's the dark haired mopey chick on parks and rec. and voices trianna on venture bros. and impossibly cute is...so cute it's not even possible

 

[BlackLantern]

oh she's some random skank from 'Parks and Rec'....hopefully that's a casualty of the Comcast slash and burn

 

[Anubis]

Sometimes, I really wanna kick you in the nads BL.

 

[BlackLantern]

the truth hurts

 

[Anubis]

The sad truth that you sometimes hate things that are in fact awesome? I thought we were ignoring that like Darth's hooker murders?

 

[lixdexia]

The sad truth that you sometimes hate things that are in fact awesome? I thought we were ignoring that like Darth's hooker murders?

sometimes? it's almost as if he's allergic to things that don't suck.

also, aubrey plaza was the chick in scott pilgrim that kept yelling at scott to not date ramona

 

[BlackLantern]

I just don't do half hour shows anymore and especially shows on NBC (which is racist).....almost all the stuff I watch now (except for some FX stuff) are all hour shows

 

[Mystirious]

yes, she's the dark haired mopey chick on parks and rec. and voices trianna on venture bros. and impossibly cute is...so cute it's not even possible

Oh my gosh she is so cute

 

[Anubis]

Well, well, aren't you Mr. Cosmopolitan.

 

[BlackLantern]

NBC has kicked me in the balls one too many times, so **** them

at least for the forseeable future

 

[Mystirious]

Literally

sometimes? it's almost as if he's allergic to things that don't suck.

also, aubrey plaza was the chick in scott pilgrim that kept yelling at scott to not date ramona

All actors in Scott Pilgrim are full of sauce

 

[BlackLantern]

I'm also kinda spoiled...most of the shows I watch are in season 3 or later

 

[lixdexia]

Oh my gosh she is so cute

her character on parks and rec hits all of my buttons

pale? check
long dark hair? check
mostly plain and unadorned appearance? check
general disinterest in everything? check
typically monotone voice? check
passive aggressive? check

...it's like they can read my mind

 

[BlackLantern]

oh so a boring malcontent with no motivation to acheive....you sure know how to pick them

 

[Anubis]

I think she looks a bit too plain for me. She looks like her farts stink really, really, bad.

On the flipside, I bet Amy Poehler can f**k your brains out.

 

[lixdexia]

oh so a boring malcontent with no motivation to acheive....you sure know how to pick them

hey, different strokes for different folks. i like malcontents, you like ****es

I think she looks a bit too plain to me. She looks like her farts stink really, really, bad.

see, that's another reason why it's perfect, i can't smell farts

 

[Mystirious]

Oh 'Nubs

her character on parks and rec hits all of my buttons

pale? check
long dark hair? check
mostly plain and unadorned appearance? check
general disinterest in everything? check
typically monotone voice? check
passive aggressive? check

...it's like they can read my mind

They can

Pale dark haired girls are hawt I want to watch this show

I'm also kinda spoiled...most of the shows I watch are in season 3 or later

What shows are you watching BlackLantern

 

[lixdexia]

They can

Pale dark haired girls are hawt I want to watch this show

it should be on either hulu or nbc.com

 

[Anubis]

A 12 part History of the color beige.