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Dear lord, YT is a hotbed for morons.

Skins Season 5/ Generation 3 starts tonight.
Its the girl who played Lara in Golden Compass focused on in the season opener
Oh God, she's gonna be getting boned by dudes and stuff, isn't she? She was adorable in The Golden Compass. :csad:
 
Dear lord, YT is a hotbed for morons.


Oh God, she's gonna be getting boned by dudes and stuff, isn't she? She was adorable in The Golden Compass. :csad:

Yep expect to see her sleeping with dudes, chicks, taking drugs and other such wacky hi-jinks!

There is even a scene where an eccentric English master ripping open his shirt to reveal a tattoo of Charlotte Bronte’s face on his chest, and proclaiming: “This is the original punk, Charlotte f*****g Bronte!”
 
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I thought it was rather obvious Johnny was going off since they're getting Spidey as the comedic member or something, right?
 
Spidey might be dying soon too. I see lots of advertising for a "Death of spider-Man" event soon.
 
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do what? damn it marvel...
I know. FF = dropped for me. :csad:

Anyway, I had an idea when I was driving around today:

In the future, society has managed to master time travel technology but also embrace beaurocracy and capitalism to the nth degree. The government, fearing all the paradoxes we've seen a million times in sci fi shows and comics and books, has taken this amazing time travel technology and decided to use it primarily for "time audits": they go back in time, chronicling all the things history missed or lost, and recording their findings for a variety of uses in the present, but never interfering with anything. Someone on trial for murder? The trial consists of a presentation of the time audit--now the only permissable form of evidence--to the judge/jury, followed by a ruling and sentencing. So justice is absolute but fair, science has advanced way faster because scientists can now see exactly what their predecessors did, etc. Virtual utopia, naturally.

The most profound of these changes, though, turns out to be the application of time audits to property rights. Now that people can see exactly who did what, genealogical lines become super-important. Virtually no one works anymore because everyone is entitled to some slice of the residuals from their ancestors. Maybe the caveman who plucked the first G-chord on a string is your ancestor--you get like a quarter or a nickle every time that note is played now.

Of course, since there's no financial impetus to do anything, humanity has fallen into total stagnation. No one bothers to create or do much of anything anymore. Enter: our hero. The protagonist comes from the lowest rung of the societal ladder, with ancestors who created virtually nothing, but he rises up to inspire his fellow people to find their creative spark again. How? I don't know. Maybe he becomes a terr--er, "freedom fighter" and smashes up the time travel tech so that humanity has to live in the now again or something. I just thought the idea of "time audits" was kind of cool and the rest of this stuff started popping into my head. I never really got around to coming up with a narrative, though.
 
I know. FF = dropped for me. :csad:

Anyway, I had an idea when I was driving around today:

In the future, society has managed to master time travel technology but also embrace beaurocracy and capitalism to the nth degree. The government, fearing all the paradoxes we've seen a million times in sci fi shows and comics and books, has taken this amazing time travel technology and decided to use it primarily for "time audits": they go back in time, chronicling all the things history missed or lost, and recording their findings for a variety of uses in the present, but never interfering with anything. Someone on trial for murder? The trial consists of a presentation of the time audit--now the only permissable form of evidence--to the judge/jury, followed by a ruling and sentencing. So justice is absolute but fair, science has advanced way faster because scientists can now see exactly what their predecessors did, etc. Virtual utopia, naturally.

The most profound of these changes, though, turns out to be the application of time audits to property rights. Now that people can see exactly who did what, genealogical lines become super-important. Virtually no one works anymore because everyone is entitled to some slice of the residuals from their ancestors. Maybe the caveman who plucked the first G-chord on a string is your ancestor--you get like a quarter or a nickle every time that note is played now.

Of course, since there's no financial impetus to do anything, humanity has fallen into total stagnation. No one bothers to create or do much of anything anymore. Enter: our hero. The protagonist comes from the lowest rung of the societal ladder, with ancestors who created virtually nothing, but he rises up to inspire his fellow people to find their creative spark again. How? I don't know. Maybe he becomes a terr--er, "freedom fighter" and smashes up the time travel tech so that humanity has to live in the now again or something. I just thought the idea of "time audits" was kind of cool and the rest of this stuff started popping into my head. I never really got around to coming up with a narrative, though.
I would read this. . . . HARD, awesome idea.:applaud
 
Thanks. After I started thinking about it, I sat in my car at red lights going "TIME AUDITS!" and chuckling, like a crazy person. :D
 
I have that happen a lot when i'm in a room and no one is around this evil laughter just wells up out of me, and people say I might be crazy. What do they know lol
 
So I had a kinda question/idea. In one of the books i read they mentioned something about there being 13 immortals, real ones not like Ras or anything. I wonder what would happen if they focused a book that revolved around them, like the shade and vandal savage and whoever else the rest are. What do you think?
 
I know. FF = dropped for me. :csad:

Well it's going to be hard to drop with Marvel "cancelling" it. :oldrazz:

Anyway I trust Hickman. He's a strong writer and have complete faith that he's going to do something interesting with the group. Besides if Johnny is really dead I will eat my shoe, Herzog style.
 
Spidey might be dying soon too. I see lots of advertising for a "Death of spider-Man" event soon.

He's just getting another identity so he can join the Ultimates or something. :p Bendis and Millar are just building up the next status quo for Ultimate Marvel withouth any mass deaths or anything, but morelike Millar writing his (his words, not mine) last Marvel-characters story (for a year or two that is) and then focusing fully on Millarworld titles.

Death of Spider-Man is about the Ultimate Six making a comeback, while the Avengers clash out againts the Ultimates.
 
Thanks. After I started thinking about it, I sat in my car at red lights going "TIME AUDITS!" and chuckling, like a crazy person. :D
i like it except for the economic structure. that whole second paragraph kinda ruins it. if no one is working then what value would any of the residuals have? if you get .5% of the gdp from the state because your ancestor invented division it's worthless if the gdp is just a book of matches.
 
I'm watching Jackie Chan's Thunderbolt before it leaves Netflix in a couple of days.

Seriously, if you're ever looking for the bad guy in one of his old Hong Kong films, search for the nearest European.
 
works just as well in real life. all europeans are mustache-twirlers, it's a scientific fact.
 
What's wrong with typecasting Europeans? They've been doing it to Asians and other ethnic minorities for years.

I just saw this video called "Why Asian girls date White guys" done by a couple of Asian guys. Its funny cause all these Asian American girls give like completely lame-ass reasons like how "effeminate" Asian men seem or how "quiet and reserved" they are. The documentary should have been called "Why Asian American girls date white guys".
 
well when I was stationed in Japan, the word was Japanese girls saw dating an American as a status symbol....dated one or two, got bored
 
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