The WHO DO YOU TRUST Official Thread

[TheCorpulent1]

Wow, that's a little beyond the pale.

 

[Anubis]

Lets see, he knocked this girl up at 12, his daughter is 14 now, and she's pregnant. I s**t you not.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

12? That's some ****ed up ****.

 

[Anubis]

Man, I see f**ked up s**t all the time where I work.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Is where you work in the ghetto, by any chance?

 

[Anubis]

Yup. A board of health clinc. We take the people nobody else will.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Say what you will about stereotypes, but they're usually stereotypes in the first place because they contain a lot of truth.

 

[Anubis]

Well, I don't work in the Appalachian mountain's, so I don't know if the whole flipper baby thing is true, so i'm just gonna chalk it up to coincidence.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I kind of don't want to know about any flipper babies. That sort of thing is bad enough when I know it's false because I read it on the cover of National Enquirer.

 

[Anubis]

Well, it's safe to say that poor people f**k. Because they don't really have much else to do. Another thing i've come to realize at this job, deaf girls are easy.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That's a little disturbing but mostly funny. And poor people don't just ****. Everyone ****s. Poor people **** a lot and from a really, really young age. I just heard recently that the national percentage of births that were unplanned is about 60%, and I suspect the ghetto populations of America may have a very heavy hand in that.

 

[Roughneck]

Actually, you're wrong. It would make sense, and it would be a good way to make the whole Sins Past thing never happen if everybody in Pete's life was a Skrull for the last couple of years.

It could erase SINS Past....If Norman is a Skrull and the Kids were Skrulls......

 

[Zaptoitnow]

Not really, because Gwen will still have slept with someone she thought was Norman.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, Norman's not really the problem in Sins Past. Gwen deciding that his penis was irresistible is. And if Gwen were a Skrull that far back, it was probably Skrull-Gwen whom Norman killed, which would undo arguably the greatest tragedy of Peter's life and kind of invalidate a lot of the emotional turmoil that the character is built on in his modern form.

 

[Anubis]

The thing that i'm proposing, is that everybody is a Skrull. MJ, May, Norman, the kids, everybody. How does Pete know about what happened? Because MJ told him, and I believe there was a note or somehthing. If MJ is a Skrull, and was just lying, and the note was a fake, then you can simply say that Gwen never slept with Osborne. It was all a lie.

 

[freemadison]

Except giving him his daughter back

Or Ben Reilly coming back...

 

[freemadison]

The thing that i'm proposing, is that everybody is a Skrull. MJ, May, Norman, the kids, everybody. How does Pete know about what happened? Because MJ told him, and I believe there was a note or somehthing. If MJ is a Skrull, and was just lying, and the note was a fake, then you can simply say that Gwen never slept with Osborne. It was all a lie.

But why? That's surely some crap resource management and strategy on the Skrulls part. It also effectively destroys the Spider-Man franchise once and for all.

I'd rather have Gwen be a **** than have everyone else Peter knows be Skrulls.

In fact, I have NO PROBLEM with Gwen being a ****. Holla back. t:

Fact is, we're talking about a character whose had probably one of the dumbest retcons this side of emo punches, and you're gonna tell me that everybody in his life being a Skrull is improbable? Maaaannn you must be straight outta a comic book.

Well it could happen. It would just make my head hurt.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The thing that i'm proposing, is that everybody is a Skrull. MJ, May, Norman, the kids, everybody. How does Pete know about what happened? Because MJ told him, and I believe there was a note or somehthing. If MJ is a Skrull, and was just lying, and the note was a fake, then you can simply say that Gwen never slept with Osborne. It was all a lie.

Well, MJ's probably a Skrull anyway. Making her a Skrull is way too easy a means for Joe Q to finally get his ******ed bachelor Spider-Man back, as if Peter's no longer being married is somehow the messiah of the Spider-Man books. He'd be an idiot not to use it. It'd be like putting chocolate cake in front of a fat kid and then being surprised when there's nothing but crumbs on the plate after the first time you turn your back.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Well, MJ's probably a Skrull anyway. Making her a Skrull is way too easy a means for Joe Q to finally get his ******ed bachelor Spider-Man back, as if Peter's no longer being married is somehow the messiah of the Spider-Man books. He'd be an idiot not to use it. It'd be like putting chocolate cake in front of a fat kid and then being surprised when there's nothing but crumbs on the plate after the first time you turn your back.

"I wanna see Spidey try to delegate life and DATING."

"So...that's somehow a little different from him trying to delegate Spidey and and marriage? Well yeah, I guess. I mean, with marriage, Pete is actually faced with the whole Spidey/Pete responsibility dillemma he tries to uphold. Basically, he actually has to worry about more than himself, and learn to do things in clever ways. Dating means he can bang them until he gets tired of them, then be Spidey all the time. Yeah. I see how that develops his character."

 

[Roughneck]

Not really, because Gwen will still have slept with someone she thought was Norman.

No I meant cause.....how Did Spidey know that Gwen Slept with Norman (I didn't actually read it, but I assume he and the kids told him) therefore if they were all Skrull they were lying....is there any hardcore evidence anyway>

 

[Roughneck]

If MJ is a Skrull, how long has she been a Skrull?

Since the Kidnapping thing afew years back?

 

[3dman27]

i'd think so

 

[TheCorpulent1]

If MJ is a Skrull, how long has she been a Skrull?

Since the Kidnapping thing afew years back?

MJ really exploded on that plane.

 

[PhotoJones]

MJ really exploded on that plane.

There was no plane.

 

[moraldeficiency]

There was no plane.

or the plane was a skrull.