Keyser Soze
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The early rays of the morning creep into the house. From both bedrooms come the sounds of sleeping, and I soak those sounds in as I stand in the kitchen, mug in hand.
The faint yellow and red light suddenly takes on a pale green tint. And the green glow grows stronger and stronger. I enjoy another sip and patiently wait for his arrival. But I am surprised.
A trio of...what resemble Green Lanterns land in the backyard. They point their rings at the glass door, but I calmly slide it open. No need for Mary to deal with any damage. I'm not going to put up a fight.
"Sinestro of Korugar. You are under arrest and hereby summoned to stand trial before the Guardians of the Universe. Surrender your ring and prepare for immediate transport."
"Have any of you ever been to Earth before?" I ask nonchalantly. "They have this drink called coffee. Vile stuff. I prefer this...cocoa myself." I give them a nod as I take a long sip.
"Surrender your ring immediately or face the repercussions."
"I was just trying to make conversation while we wait. Where is Jordan?"
"Green Lantern 2184.1 is not required for transportation. Surrender your ring."
"I was planning to surrender to Jordan-"
They point their rings at me again, and I hear the distinct hum of charging energy. "No Lantern escapes the Alpha Lanterns."
"So, you're saying I am a Lantern?" I take another sip and smile. Despite their cold emotionless voices, I detect a note of annoyance. I enjoy the moment all that I can. If I'm going to be sentenced to death, I might as well have a little fun before the end. And I should be allowed the dignity of choosing who I surrender to. "I am not trying to escape. I am just waiting-"
"Surrender. You will receive no more warnings."
"I will surrender. To Hal Jordan. And only Hal Jordan."
"Subject resists. Prepare for extermination."
Ah, so Lantern policies have changed a little more than I expected. This is not going well...
What the hell is this!?
I touch down to the arranged meeting point, to find Sinestro being confronted by the Alpha Lanterns. The Guardians latest great idea if were the cops of the universe, then the Alphas are Internal Affairs. And now theyre here, apparently getting ready to execute Sinestro on the spot.
Lantern Jordan, said Boodikka, apparent leader of the Alpha Lanterns, curtly, Sinestro of Korugar is resisting arrest. We are to bring him to Oa by any means necessary.
Under whose authority?
The Guardians of the Universe.
I should have known...
I cleared this with the Guardians! I was to be the arresting officer...
The Guardians decided you were ill-equipped to handle this highly important prisoner transfer. After all, you have proven so easily manipulated by Sinestro in the past...
Despite the fact that her voice was cold, utterly stripped of all emotion, there was a hint of contempt in Boodikkas voice. She had still not forgiven me for what I had done to her Parallax, cutting off her ring-bearing hand and leaving her to die in the blackness of space.
Im not getting into this again, Boodikka. The Guardians dont trust me, and they want you to escort us to Oa? Thats fine. But Im not handing Sinestro over to you. Im bringing him to his trial, unless you want to arrest me.
The Alpha Lanterns exchanged glances that suggested they were tempted to do just that. But then, Boodikka stood back from Sinestro, and the others followed suit.
Very well. Secure the prisoner, Lantern Jordan.
I turn to Sinestro, flashing a weak smile as I extend my hand.
Im sorry, Sinestro. But now you really do need to hand over that ring. Once were done here and youve been granted a full pardon, you might just find yourself with a green one to replace it.