nixonbat
Just Swell
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It was a hot and humid afternoon like any other in the Congo. Sitting in the patio section out front of a nice little French Bistro, Digger found himself drinking a Singapore Sling with mescal on the side and a beer chaser. He had just finished a delicious pasta salad and was leafing throught the tour booklet he had grabbed at the hotel while he awaited his chicken Alfredo.
He had checked out the 'points of interest' section and the luxury resort and spa pages. Now he was on to the jungle tour and safari section. This was when the idea struck him.
'Blimey, ol' Phil back in Johannesburg said I could make $10,000 each off poached Rhino horns. Somethin about some Japs who used it to make their willy's work better,' he thought to himself. 'I could always use a nice infusion of cash...sides, they're ugly creatures, who'd miss a few?'
He had to set aside the guide when his food arrived. It smelled delicious and tasted even better. It reminded him of his favorite French restaurant in Melbourne. He savored the meal down to it's last morsel and broke off a piece of bread to sop the remaining juices from his plate. The waiter, a tall, thin, dark skinned man with a French accent that was real, approached him as he finished and asked if he would like some cheesecake for dessert.
"Love some, mate, and how 'bout some coffee and another round of drinks?" he replied. As the waiter cleared the table and went off for Diggers dessert, Digger opened the tour guide back to the safari section.
By time his cheesecake and beverages arrived, his mind was made up. 'Digger ol boy, you're goin into the poachin business...vacation or not, there's money out there and if ye don't grab it, some other wanker will..' he thought. Smiling to himself, Digger forked a portion of cheesecake into his mouth. It was delicious.....
TO BE CONTINUED......
OOC: Decided to try the color variations for thoughts and spoken words this post as I have seen people do sometimes. I'll see if I like it or not. Feedback, as always, is welcome.
He had checked out the 'points of interest' section and the luxury resort and spa pages. Now he was on to the jungle tour and safari section. This was when the idea struck him.
'Blimey, ol' Phil back in Johannesburg said I could make $10,000 each off poached Rhino horns. Somethin about some Japs who used it to make their willy's work better,' he thought to himself. 'I could always use a nice infusion of cash...sides, they're ugly creatures, who'd miss a few?'
He had to set aside the guide when his food arrived. It smelled delicious and tasted even better. It reminded him of his favorite French restaurant in Melbourne. He savored the meal down to it's last morsel and broke off a piece of bread to sop the remaining juices from his plate. The waiter, a tall, thin, dark skinned man with a French accent that was real, approached him as he finished and asked if he would like some cheesecake for dessert.
"Love some, mate, and how 'bout some coffee and another round of drinks?" he replied. As the waiter cleared the table and went off for Diggers dessert, Digger opened the tour guide back to the safari section.
By time his cheesecake and beverages arrived, his mind was made up. 'Digger ol boy, you're goin into the poachin business...vacation or not, there's money out there and if ye don't grab it, some other wanker will..' he thought. Smiling to himself, Digger forked a portion of cheesecake into his mouth. It was delicious.....
TO BE CONTINUED......
OOC: Decided to try the color variations for thoughts and spoken words this post as I have seen people do sometimes. I'll see if I like it or not. Feedback, as always, is welcome.


. Well at least the house will be kept in order.