These profile sites are depressing me

[The Dark Guybrush]

start a myspace account, add your real-life friends and start networking.
it's easy dude.

 

[DV8]

I just perused 'face party' and the last person I would imagine on there is KD . . .

 

[Dorian Gray]

So I was explaining to Lee... somewhere else... nobody likes reading a whine about how depressed someone is.

But ****, these profile sites I've been frequenting depress me. In an attempt to find a date, I've turned to the Internet, and a site called faceparty. 99% of the girls are a mixture of uglies, airheads, bores, show offs, teases, ****s, etc etc. Is it too much to ask to come across a profile of some pretty girl thats down to earth and lists something other than "drinking" as an interest? ****!

And then ya just end up sending messages to hot girls in an attempt to get notice. Its all so futile, because they're not gonna reply to you if you don't have some obnoxious picture of a six pack or hair in front of your eyes. The comments they leave in each others profiles annoy the **** out of me. "ur gawjuss babe". What kind of way is that to spell gorgeous?? "u r so prittyful". Do they think thats cute or something? Die, you bastards, die!! The hot ones would probably rather talk to someone that just says "u r fit babe" than someone that actually puts a little effort into their messages.

I'm too old to whine about this ****. Probably too old to frequent those kinds of sites and actually hoping for some sorta connection there.

I need to get out more. ****. Hate being single. The longer I go being single and not having sex, the harder I think it is for me to talk to girls and the more frustrated I feel. I hate people talking about going a couple of months without sex like its a big deal. Its been years since I've had sex. YEARS. **** **** ****.

You're too needy....that may be your problem.

 

[kainedamo]

Yeah I know.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Why bring my name up about how depressed I was...I was depressed for a valid reason.

Breaking up with someone you've been out with for two years is enough to make me wanna hulk out, so I just had to vent somewhere.

Better than doing it in a violent way.