Things Batman Would Never Say

[batmaluco]

''Alfred, should I put a piercing in my bat-nipples?''

 

[bethehero7404]

Batman: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand punt!

 

[anrrd_2]

heh...good stuff

 

[elgato]

Catwoman, I can´t sleep with you tonight because Robin got a flue! t:

 

[That-Guy]

"I'm tired of people complaining that the movie costume is black instead of blue and gray like in the comics. Don't any of you ignorant people realize that the camera adds ten pounds? Black is a slimming color! Simple as that! Plus it's more FIERCE!!"

 

[Blaztro]

[After meeting Dick Grayson for the first time]

Dick? Your name is dick? How gaytarded is that?

 

[Bnightwing]

"AHH isn't it a great day? The sun is shinning, birds are chirping! Never felt so ALIVE! "

 

[Chris Wallace]

I have complete faith that a boatload of hardened criminals will do the right thing, even if it may cost them their lives. Cops with loved ones in the hospital, however, should be watched closely.

 

[returntovoid]

"The car.... chicks dig the car"

 

[Grommers]

Alfred, where is my batunderwear? Is this some kind of a joke? What the **** do you do all day. Your ****ing fired you ****ing old piece of **** man.

 

[Two-Face]

"Nice legs... what time do they open?"

 

[soulonsale]

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