Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Knives122]

"I'm going to stop trying to take over the world, stop messing with everyone, and leave that blasted Richards alone. I'm going to spend my time being a florist, and get revenge on that blasted rose bush. For I am DOOOMMMMMM!!!!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Dr. Doom: "There is a beautiful woman *********ing on my bed."

 

[Ty Parsec]

"I think my armor shrunk in the wash."

"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!"

"Would you like fries with that?"

"Green is SO not in season this year."

"Forget about that accursed Richards and his posse! I'm going to the Bahamas!"

"2 + 2 = 2,456." t:

 

[Endless Mike]

Reporter: Doctor Doom, you've just stolen the power of the Infinity Gauntlet, the Living Tribunal, and the One Above All, what are you going to do next?

Doom: I'm going to Disney World!

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Rescue my mother's lost soul...?? I can't even get my TIVO to record that Animal Planet special!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

DR. DOOM: "I need an adult!"

 

[WTFimVENOM]

"I Feel really really bad about choking that girl that one time back in college...... maby Doom should call her and apologize....."

 

[CTFFFan]

Yes, I'll have a venti soy chai latte please.

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Civil War? Nah. I don't think I'll take advantage of this."

 

[Lord Valumart]

"Sue, your James Blunt is fricken awesome"

"Doom loves the classical stylings of Duran Duran"

 

[3dman27]

i must say that all in all i'm a disgace to my gypsy ancestors

 

[The Ski Mask]

"Doom shall outlaw the use of camera-phones to tape execution!"

 

[Franklin Richards]

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

 

[Malus]

"That's it! Doom wants these m********** snakes off this m*********** plane!!"

 

[3dman27]

doom "this looks like a job for vicious vic"

 

[Caliber]

doom "this looks like a job for vicious vic"

Doom shall present Latverian Idol. The winner gets shot for being a better singer than Doom.

 

[3dman27]

Doom shall present Latverian Idol. The winner gets shot for being a better singer than Doom.

at least vic'know what to do with ryan seacrest

 

[Fried Gold]

Anything in the script of the first Fantastic Four movie

 

[3dman27]

i think i'll use the latverian treasury to fund a remake of the MUTANT X television series it woulb be better than that movie about richards and his flunkies

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Bah! This Alex Trebek knows nothing of Latveria!"

 

[Caliber]

Doom: I have good news, I just saved money on my armor insurance.

 

[3dman27]

reed richards is my favorite super-hero

 

[gerbstat]

This is such a good thread it must be bumped. Unfortunately, I have nothing witty to add right now...

 

[Franklin Richards]

Silver Surfer?


Boris, bring me a boogie board and some gold paint.

 

[gerbstat]

Damn, this new armor is ITCHY!!!