Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Franklin Richards]

"I'm pulling for Welling."

 

[Jennifer Walters]

''Doth Doom have rabies, Dr. Strange?"

 

[Fantasyartist]

Damn, THIS ARMOR IS REALLY SWEATY AND UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

 

[3dman27]

why can't doom join forces with that sylar gentleman we seem to have much in common

 

[Suzi_Jazz]

the most OBVIOUS thing he'dNEVER say
ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME

LMAO!! That would be hilarious!

 

[3dman27]

it sure would

 

[Franklin Richards]

Damn it, Doom loves the King of Queens!!!

 

[Noir]

"Marco... Polo."

 

[3dman27]

get me RAMBO

 

[spectre]

"Silence minions! Doom demands his silence...Dane Cook is on. Ah that Dane Cook is a silly *****."

 

[The Solution]

DOOM FEARS NOTHING!!! except a can opener those can be kinda scary...BUT NOTHING ELSE!!! NOTHING!! well, maybe a really, really big trash compactor, or one of those things that junk yard use to crush cars..BUT THAT'S IT...NOTHING ELSE...NOTHING ELSE AT ALL!!

 

[3dman27]

doom should have indiana jones deal with richards and his monstosity underlings he could dispatch them swiftly

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Doom needs to stop by Abercrombie & Fitch on the way home."

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Skrulls are a dire threat to the security of Latveria."

 

[3dman27]

"Skrulls are a dire threat to the security of Latveria."

he might think that but never say it

 

[Brainiac 8]

"I must have a throw down with Bobby Flay!"

 

[Anubis]

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more."

[insert head bobbing]

 

[Kitsune]

"Hold on a second, I need to set the Tivo for the latest episode of Lost"

"It depends on what your definition of 'is' is"

"It's Okay Johnson, you made an honest mistake, I won't incinerate you."

 

[fifthfiend]

"Doom will address this outrage - on DOOM'S LIVEJOURNAL."

he might think that but never say it

He wouldn't even think it, he'd think something like "The Skrulls may need to be sought out and utterly destroyed, for the glory of DOOM."

 

[shapeshifter]

"you know some days I just need to wear yellow"

 

[Hans]

doom should have indiana jones deal with richards and his monstosity underlings he could dispatch them swiftly

 

[3dman27]

it was an indy joke

 

[3dman27]

how DARE that robed fool golden dragon address doom as a minion of this zodiac master buffoon
he would be MY minion

 

[Franklin Richards]

"What's the difference between Doom and a pitbull?"


"Lipstick."

 

[Captain Useless]

"poop"