Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Caliber]

Doom: Do the hustle

 

[Franklin Richards]

Shake ya ass, but watch yourself
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin with

 

[Caliber]

Doom: People of Latervia I proclaim that this day, squirel day.

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Boris!! No starch in my cape, you buffoon!!"

 

[Incrediblejeff]

(Doom is watching television)

Doom: Doom wants the Goodies,Doom has thought about,Boris bring me this Ciara!!
I must have these goodies.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Doom : Boris!

Boris : Yes, milord?

Doom : The Fantastic Four have just invaded the souther perimeter of Latveria. All sensors indicate that the Black Panther, The Inhumans, She-Hulk, Thundra, The Sub-Mariner, Dragon Man, Luke Cage, Scott Lang, Rachael Summers, Spider-Man, and The Silver Surfer are all heading towards the castle.

Boris : My Lord!! What shall I do?

Doom : Don't fret, friend of my father. I have good news.

Boris : Milord?

Doom : I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Boris : ---

 

[Caliber]

Doom: I have something to say to you Richards

Reed: What?

Doom: I'm your father.

 

[MilkmanDan]

"Doom has been refering to Doom in the third person for years. That can't be normal."

Doom: "I'll build a private army of super-apes and take over Cleveland!"
Reed: "Don't you mean the world?"
Doom: "I meant the world, yes. What did I say? Cleveland? Oh, I *always* do that! "

"When Doom is the Ruler of the World, everyone will have to wear bunny slipers and yellow bowler hats."

"Oh my head. I shouldn't have drank so much last night. It's all a blur. I think I had a fight with the Avengers. Please tell me I wasn't trying to take over the world again."

 

[GNR]

marco Polo.

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"I guess Saddam wishes now he bought those Hussein-bots from me!!"

 

[Caliber]

Doom: All I wanted was a hug and a pony

Reed: Ok?????

 

[bored]

Doom demands kitties! Cuddly little kitties to bring joy and laughter to Doom's empty life!

 

[Franklin Richards]

Marlboro Lights $7.95 a pack? Damn Chicago!!! This would never happen in Latveria!!

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Boris! Castle Doom is under attack! Engage the Richard Simmons doombots!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

"where is doom's Happy Meal?? DOOM DEMANDS THE TOY!!!"

 

[celldog]

"I love chitlins' and corn bread"

 

[gerbstat]

 

[gerbstat]

 

[Malus]

"You sank Doom's battleship!"

 

[Malus]

"Marco....Polo!"

And no, he did NOT say it. That wasn't Doom.

 

[gerbstat]

 

[Malus]

"Go fish."

 

[Malus]

"Go, Bears!"

 

[Malus]

"Not tonight. Doom has a headache."

 

[Caliber]

Boris, my pink armor is the new green armor.