Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff Dnno1!

 

[ultimatefan]

Mickey: Sorry Thor, you have to use your super powers without a hammer! It sends a bad message to children! But you can make these cool, nice finger twists like me, isn´t it neat?

THOR: Will Marvel punish me if I brutally murder him?
JUDGE: I´m afraid so.

 

[Panthro]

Mickey: Sorry Thor, you have to use your super powers without a hammer! It sends a bad message to children! But you can make these cool, nice finger twists like me, isn´t it neat?

THOR: Will Marvel punish me if I brutally murder him?
JUDGE: I´m afraid so.

 

[Panthro]

Thor Judging Asgardian Idol -

AMORA: "I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry.
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel the static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat so...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.

'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! nice song.

 

[ultimatefan]

DON BLAKE: Wow, I didn´t even know Norse Gods spoke English!

 

[Panthro]

DON BLAKE: Wow, I didn´t even know Norse Gods spoke English!

 

[Panthro]

DON BLAKE: "Now to go shove this thing up Quesada's ass... and then pull it out and shove it up someone else's ass, like George Lucas, or Shia Labeouf, or Rupert Grint, or Steve Kloves, or Bryan Singer..."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Love the "shove up" one.

 

[ultimatefan]

DON BLAKE: Oh great, the Norse Gods were too damn cheap to make it come with a manual!

 

[Panthro]

DON BLAKE: Oh great, the Norse Gods were too damn cheap to make it come with a manual!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Hi ya Barbie."
AMORA: "Hi Ken!"
THOR: "You wanna go for a ride?"
AMORA: "Sure Ken!"
THOR: "Jump in!"
[laughter]
AMORA: "I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh... oh I'm having so much fun!"
THOR: "Well Barbie, we're just getting started."
AMORA: "Oh I love you Ken!"

 

[Timstuff]

THOR: "Verily, these crossovers have gone too far!"

The funny thing is that the Godzilla comics were and still are considered part of the Marvel 616 canon, and have never been retconned. Even though Marvel lost the publishing rights for Godzilla comics, Big G. actually does make an occasional appearance in 616 every now and then (they just don't refer to him by name).

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! That song is (unintentionally) hilarious.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Those old wigs for men were downright ridiculous.
JUDGE: Yeeeeeaaah, look who´s talking...

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track
I looked round
And I knew there was no turning back
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you
Sound of the drums
Beatin' in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart
You've been - thunderstruck
Went down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Texas, yeah Texas
And we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
I was shakin' at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yeah the ladies were too kind
You've been - thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
Oh, thunderstruck, yeah
Now we're shaking at the knees
Could I come again please?
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
So fine
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Whoa baby, baby, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck!"

 

[dnno1]

Thor: "Behold. The god of thunder. Strong to the Finnish."

Popeye: "Say, that's my line.'

Thor: "Well, actually, I meant Norse, but who are thee to question the thunder god? Thou art puny."

Popeye: "Puny? Well, I'll show you puny!" *Popeye theme song in the background*

Popeye: "Now, we'll see who is puny. I'm going to pwn you. In fact I'll wack you so hard, you'll speak like a pirake."

 

[Webhead2006]

lol

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehehehe, funny stuff.

THOR: "Zion, hear me! It is true, what many of you have heard. The machines have gathered an army and as I speak, that army is drawing nearer to our home. Believe me when I say we have a difficult time ahead of us. But if we are to be prepared for it, we must first shed our fear of it. I stand here, before you now, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No, I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me but because of the path that lies behind me. I remember that for 100 years we have fought these machines. I remember that for 100 years they have sent their armies to destroy us, and after a century of war I remember that which matters most... We are still here! Today, let us send a message to that army. TOnight, let us shake this cave. Tonight, let us tremble these halls of earth, steel, and stone, let us be heard from red core to black sky. Tonight, let us make them remember, THIS IS ZION AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love the Popeye runs.

Hehehe, people would love that speech much more if the Matrix sequels hadn´t been considered a disappointment.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Put thy hands in the air, as if thee simply do not care!

 

[kedrell]

Thor, the Joel Schumaker version.

 

[kedrell]

Those who are about to die salute you!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff. You're right of course, UF. That speech would probably have gotten more love if the Matrix sequels hadn't collapsed under the weight of their own ambition.

GAMBIT: "Hey ass-hole! How's it going today ass-hole? Are you having a good day today ass-hole? Hey ass-hole, what's with the fruity costume huh? Are you one of those Shakespearian type ass-holes ass-hole? Are you a Lord of the Ring wannabe ass-hole?"

THOR: "Verily, my name is not 'ass-hole' you foul mouthed deviant. My name is Thor, as in the God of Thunder who will shove the head of his evil half-brother Loki up your own ass if you dare insult me yet again."

GAMBIT: "Oh really ass-hole? I'd like to see you try ass-hole. Oh I'm so sorry ass-hole, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings ass-hole. I didn't mean to make you cry ass-hole. I didn't know you were such a little pansy ass-hole that you couldn't take a few unkind words ass-hole. How's do you like my apology ass-hole?"

THOR: "Call me an ass-hole One. More. Time."

GAMBIT: "Ass-H-"

THOR: "I warned you Cajun!"
LOKI: "No wait, please, not me Thor, I had nothing to do with this! I-"

[off camera, Thor proceeds to shove Loki's head up Gambit's ass. The results -]

GAMBIT: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
WOLVERINE: "Oh now that's just nasty..."
LOKI [off screen, mumbling]: "MMM! UM! MEH!"

THOR: "Let that be a lesson to you, X-Biotch. No one insults the God of Thunder and gets away with it. No One."