Thor caption thread

[dnno1]

Great stuff. You're right of course, UF. That speech would probably have gotten more love if the Matrix sequels hadn't collapsed under the weight of their own ambition.

GAMBIT: "Hey ass-hole! How's it going today ass-hole? Are you having a good day today ass-hole? Hey ass-hole, what's with the fruity costume huh? Are you one of those Shakespearian type ass-holes ass-hole? Are you a Lord of the Ring wannabe ass-hole?"

THOR: "Verily, my name is not 'ass-hole' you foul mouthed deviant. My name is Thor, as in the God of Thunder who will shove the head of his evil half-brother Loki up your own ass if you dare insult me yet again."

GAMBIT: "Oh really ass-hole? I'd like to see you try ass-hole. Oh I'm so sorry ass-hole, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings ass-hole. I didn't mean to make you cry ass-hole. I didn't know you were such a little pansy ass-hole that you couldn't take a few unkind words ass-hole. How's do you like my apology ass-hole?"

THOR: "Call me an ass-hole One. More. Time."

GAMBIT: "Ass-H-"

THOR: "I warned you Cajun!"
LOKI: "No wait, please, not me Thor, I had nothing to do with this! I-"

[off camera, Thor proceeds to shove Loki's head up Gambit's ass. The results -]

GAMBIT: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
WOLVERINE: "Oh now that's just nasty..."
LOKI [off screen, mumbling]: "MMM! UM! MEH!"

THOR: "Let that be a lesson to you, X-Biotch. No one insults the God of Thunder and gets away with it. No One."

Very good out of context theater! That was from "Hancock" wasn't it?

 

[Panthro]

Very good out of context theater! That was from "Hancock" wasn't it?

Thanks, yeah, it's based on the head in the ass gag from Hancock.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Here we stand or here we fall
History wont care at all
Make the bed light the light
Lady mercy wont be home tonight yeah

You don't waste no time at all
Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
It comes to you as to us all
Were just waiting
For the hammer to fall

Oh evry night and every day
A little piece of you is falling away
But lift your face the western way
Build your muscles as your body decays yeah

Toe your line and play their game yeah
Let the anaesthetic cover it all
Till one day they call your name
You know it's time for the hammer to fall

Rich or poor or famous
For your truth it's all the same (oh no oh no)
Lock your door the rain is pouring
Through your window pane (oh no)
Baby now your struggles all in vain

For we who grew up tall and proud
In the shadow of the mushroom cloud
Convinced our voices can't be heard
We just wanna scream it louder and louder louder

What the hell we fighting for?
Just surrender and it wont hurt at all
You just got time to say your prayers
While your waiting for the hammer to hammer to fall

Its gonna fall
Hammer..you know..hammer to fall
Waiting for the hammer to fall now baby
While you're waiting for the hammer to fall

Give it to me one more time!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "How dare you spread rumors of having Justin Chatwin play the noble Balder the Brave?! Answer me damn you!"
LOKI: "I... I thought it was funny..."
THOR: "You think that's funny?! Do you want people thinking we're another Elektra?!"

 

[kedrell]

Chris: "You you know who you're f***'in with?!!"

Chris: "I don't think you do!!"

Chris: "I'm the god-damned Thor!"

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe

SIF: "Lucy Lawless? No, but I get that a lot."

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "Give me Genesis!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Thor: "Give me Genesis!!!"

Star Trek 3 for the win!

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Why are we fighting again?"
THOR: "I'm not entirely sure."

 

[kedrell]

^Thanks. Man, the caption threads have been dead lately.

 

[Panthro]

^^Yeah, seriously. Lately I feel like I have caption arthritis or something.

THOR: "You think it's easy being misinterpreted as a He-Man knock off despite being created 20 years earlier?"
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "You think it's easy being misinterpreted as a Superman knock off & then getting typecast as a punching bag for Superman?"
THOR: "Touche."

 

[Webhead2006]

lol

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Loki: I wonder how much screen time I will have.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "To be or not to be that is the question..."

 

[Panthro]

Say anyone know where I can find this panel without the funny word balloons?

 

[kedrell]

^Comicvine, but there is no panel w/o word bubbles. I just changed them. It's in the Sif pictures gallery I believe.

 

[Superhero 101]

Chris: "You you know who you're f***'in with?!!"

Chris: "I don't think you do!!"

Chris: "I'm the god-damned Thor!"

Whoa whoa whoa when did this happen?

 

[kedrell]

^Few months ago.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Punisher: Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God...

Thor: Aye, Volstagg, who are you talking to? What ridiculous apparel do you have on?

 

[Panthro]

Punisher: Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God...

Thor: Aye, Volstagg, who are you talking to? What ridiculous apparel do you have on?

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "When the night falls down
I wait for you
And you come around
And the world's alive
With the sound of kids
On the street outside

When you walk into the room
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of love...

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth

When I feel alone
I reach for you
And you bring me home
When I'm lost at sea
I hear your voice
And it carries me

In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of living
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Chris: Stop making jokes about how you never heard of me before!! Did you hear about Hugh Jackman before he played Wolverine?!

 

[ultimatefan]

CHRIS: Gimme a break, okay? This stuff happens, it´s not like Christian Bale´s rant episode damaged the box office for Terminator Salv... Uh, nevermind...

 

[Panthro]

The Not So Dynamic Duo

AMORA: "See this? This is a metaphor for me owning your balls."

HULK: "Is that it? Is that all you've got?"

HULK: "Hmm. Looks like Thor lost another drinking contest to Iron Man."

HULK: "Oh. So that's what watching Halle Berry's Catwoman does to you."

THOR: "Me Tarzan, You Jane."
SIF: "No, I'm Sif. That nurse girl is Jane."

ODIN: "The Ring Shall Go To Mordor."

THOR: "Time to go all Power of Greyskull on ya..."