Thor caption thread

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  1. Panthro Team Language

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    "You know, the fantasy epic feel of this movie reminds me a lot of Beowulf."
    -"...except for the fact that this one is good, right?"
     
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    Hey, Beowulf was awesome! Hehehe.
     
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    "You will travel far, my little Thor, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son."

    "Wrong movie! You are an old man, and a FOOOOOL!!!"
     
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    Hehehehehehe, Jor-Odin is :awesome:
     
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    I can't believe jane, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a human all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!

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    Odin: If this was Lord of the Rings I am like Gandalf crossed with Aragorn.
    Thor: If your Gandalf and Aragorn does what does that make me?
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    Odin: Pippin now that I have this!!!

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    Thor: Damn I dont even get to be Mary!
     
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    Odin: With Great Power comes Great Responsibility
    Thor: Do you want to get sued?
    Odin: What do we do when we fall?
    Thor: We hire original writers.
    Odin: Live as one of them, Thor, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Thor, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way.
    Thor: Seriously!
     
  11. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff guys!
     
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    HEMSWORTH: Wow, Mr Hopkins, the CGI body they put your head on is amazing!
    HOPKINS: I know, right?! I´ll put a shirtless one on my Facebook and Eharmony pages!
     
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    THOR: "What is up with this costume?! Neither Voltron nor Power Rangers have been relevant for years! Why should I be trying to rip them off?!"
     
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    Thor: You know, for my reputation's sake I would love to be this "bad ass" in the movie.
    Loki: Well, for the sake of my face...I'd rather you not.
    Thor: -__-
    Loki: :)
    Thor: I hate smiley faces...*slams rock on Loki then walks off*
     
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    Thor: Seriously what is with the horns? Are you a bull, a Hellboy wanna be? Can you get satellite with those things?
    Loki: well at least I dont look like a freaking hippie!
    Thor: This "hippie" is about to bury you under 100 tons of rock!!!
    Loki: I see your point.
     
  16. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    that type of writing would sink Disney quick with all the lawsuits!! good stuff
     
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    THOR: "You think you can start all those He-Man jokes and not suffer the consequences?! Have at thee!"
    LOKI: "Oh come on, I made exactly one He-Man joke, I didn't know it would start a trend!"
     
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    Odin: Thor my son please stop fighting with Loki for the good of the realm I beg you my son!
    Thor: I will do your bidding father. I will not attack Loki as long as he behaves.
    Odin: My heart bursts with pride.

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    Loki: Ok what happened to your promise to Odin?!!
    Thor: He is currently in the Odinsleep and will have no knowledge of this. Why did you think I agreed to it in the first place?
    Loki: I will tell father when he awakes!
    Thor: Try doing that after I use your head for batting practice hammer meat!!!
     
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    THOR: "Make all the jokes you want about my "you are an old man and a fool!" line loki

    LOKI: "Oh come on, i made one joke about it"

    THOR: "thy may be telling truths brother but Atleast my real life counterpart doesn't look like sheldon cooper from the big bang theory at a cosplay convention

    LOKI: He's recogniseable to the public.... I'm sorry brother.... who are you played by in the movie again.....? chris somebody.... i don't recognise his name.... anyone else feelin that ?

    Thor: ............ *grabs massive block*
     
  20. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff guys! Bazinga!
     
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    Hahahahahahaha, great stuff.
     
  22. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    ODIN: Through your arrogance, and stupidity, you´ve opened these peaceful realms, and these lives, to the horror, and devastation, of war!




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    BUSH: Huh, our intelligence is pretty, fairly, almost, 99,9% sure that you have weapons of mass destruction... And hey, I needed a new job! The economy sucks right now, you know, those democrats...
     
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    heh, good one ultimate :D
     
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