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Discussion in 'Thor' started by ultimatefan, May 19, 2009.
ODIN: "You Shall Not Pass You Small Sad Pathetic Excuse For A Man!"
BUSH: "You're mean."
Odin: Son in the spirit of the mortal holiday season try to forgive Loki in regards to his wisecracks and general trickery. I know that you are a warrior born and crave battle with your brother..
Thor: Half brother
Odin: whatever. The point is you have caused much destruction with your frost giant battles and that threatens the peace. Please consider my words.
Thor: Sigh, that may be a greater feat than lifting the Midgard serpent but I will try father.
Loki: You call this trying?!!!
Thor: This is in the spirit of the season!! Its just a lump of coal that matches all your misdeeds!!!
Loki: When I get through this Santa's gonna pay!!
Loki: Thor with our cool outfits shouldnt we go out clubbing for New Years?! we could drink the whole planet under the table!! ... at least you could
Thor: Speaking of clubbing...!
I like the clubbing one too.
Hall: ""Behold gravity! In all it's glory!"
Thor: "Pretty lame, Franklin."
Odin: Thor my son I will return your power if you use it for good on Midgard to battle miscreants like this:
Graviton: OK how the hell did I get in the middle of this family dysfunction?!
Bush: Tell me about it I was just trying to do the best I could and Odin threatened me. I dont have anything to do with how Asgard is run.
Thor: were a warrior people just go with it.
Thor: Ahh to remember the better times where we more united as a family:
Odin: Im smiling on the outside but crying on the inside. Why cant my sons get it together.
Thor: Because Loki changed my mead to moose piss!!
Loki: I knew that Little Nicky film would come in hand someday.
Great stuff guys.
Iron Man: How's it goin' Thor? I just got back from Asgard, and mannn Sif's "butt" is soooo nice and round!!!
Iron Man: Crap!!! Ummmm *looks around* I have a meeting with Robert Downey Jr. sooo...LATER!!! *flies away*
Iron Man (to himself): I told myself I would never drink while listening to "California Love" again.
Thor: I say thee NAY....HAVE AT THEE!!!
Iron Man:Thor, just saw the trailer for your movie really cool man!!
Thor: Thank you friend Iron Man I want to follow in your foot steps.
Iron Man: Dont you mean replusor blasts Thunder Face?!
Thor: Howabout devastating lightning blasts (which conduct to Iron by the way) yon flying drunkard!!!
IM: You drink too ya know
Thor: But I can handle more liquor than you ever could and still fly straight!
Hahaha, funny stuff mc, BigThor
IRON MAN: "Hey Thor, what'd you get Sif for Christmas?"
THOR: "I got her those Agatha Christie novels she wanted. What did you get Pepper?"
IRON MAN: "I got Pepper her own combat armor so she can go out, kick ass and take names just like me."
THOR: "How dare you try to upstage me in the gift giving department?!"
007: I shoot to kill
Iron Man: I shoot to thrill
Thor: I shoot too.... um Sif, Balder a little help here please
That's a good one mc7791
Great stuff guys!
ODIN: Behold our newest, greatest monument, the statue of me as Asgard´s greatest warrior, holding the sword of justice!
THOR: Should we tell him that the right side of the image is not really a sword, but a man´s enormous genitalia?
LOKI: Nay, it shall be far more hilarious when he finds out on his own.
Yours was funny too UF.
And thanks BigThor.
Thor: Ive been working on the rail road.... no thats not right
In a cruel twist of fate Loki sees fit to deflect Mjonir's path after Odin casts it down on Earth. With the help of Jane Foster Jane and Thor travel to Jurassic Park.
Jane offscreen: That is one big pile of *beep*. Make sure to wash your hands before you eat anything.
Thor: I smell Loki's hand in this!!
Loki: I bet he smells more than that!!!
How many times have I told you, "GET CRAFTSMAN?!"
THOR: This is how life works. When you pray for an umbrella, you get a hammer...
THOR:... And when you pray for *****, you get a horny dick!
the question is who did Thor pray to? funny stuff