Thor caption thread

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  1. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    THOR: I feel like I have been rode hard and put up wet.

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    THOR: Not its time for me to do some Bronco busting Asgardian style!
    Loki: (looking worried) what does that entail?
    THOR: I will break your spirit by making you haul frost giants around by your horns.
    Loki: What if I refuse?
    THOR: Then I will break you in with Mjolnir!
    Loki: Ok all right
    THOR: Giddyup little dougie!!
     
  2. kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    THOR: "They took John Henry to the graveyard,
    And they buried him in the sand...oh yeah!
    And ev’ry engine comes a-roaring by
    Whistles, “There lies a steel-driving man, Lord, Lord.
    There lies a steel-driving man
    ."
     
  3. Panthro Team Language

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    Hahahahaha, funny stuff guys.
     
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    HULK: "No dude I'm telling you this is how you do the Vulcan Nerve Pinch."
     
  5. kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    Hehehehheehehe
     
  6. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    Hulk: No its not weird that we are in the hot tub together and that I am touching you.
    Thor: This is not a hot tub its the ocean and you are getting a little too close for comfort.
    Hulk: so thats not a fish in my pants?
     
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    Thor: I shalt hold this sea serpent under the water for as long as thee requires, friend Hulk.

    Hulk: Uh...I don't quite know how to tell you this, but...
     
  8. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    Thor: At long last my power will be mine again!!!
    Agent Coulson(off screen): when you get your power back will there be a lot of lighting?
    Thor: Of course Coulson I am the God of Thunder!!!!
    Coulson: Could you give us agents a moment to move that flammable tank behind you out of the way?
    Thor: Do not worry mortal you have nothing to fear from Thors power!!
    {Thor lifts Mjolnir and is transformed}
    Coulson: everybody hit the deck!!!!
     
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    All those captions were great.
     
  10. Darkness Falls We Could Be Heroes.....

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    Thor: Thanks odin.... like this realm wasn't already full of enough ****
     
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    Hulk: "Y'know....I realize that you're a buff, strapping 6 foot 6 Thunder god....but to me you'll always be 'shorty'."
     
  12. WildcatNC I'm on a BOAT ***** !

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    Something I made tonight.

    Self explanatory :woot:
     
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    Odin: As Punishment for your wreckless stupidity and arrogance i'm going to cast you down to the realm of earth to gain a deeper respect for those around you.....:cmad:

    Thor: so your plan is to send me down to a place where the inhabitants act in the EXACT same manner that you sent me down there for in the first place ? :huh:
     
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    I love it.
     
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    Funny stuff Ked, Darkness, Wildcat

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    THOR: "Cyclops belonged with Jean Grey, Spider-Man belonged with Mary-Jane Watson, and Barry Allen should have stayed dead!"
    LOKI: "For the last time I had nothing to do with any of those changes!"
     
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    LOKI: "All I said was you should give Carlie Cooper more of a chance-"
    THOR: "Carlie Cooper is a stain on the soul of the Spider-Man legacy! She is nothing but a blatant rip off of DC's Oracle, formerly Batgirl #1, but without half the charm or personality!"
    LOKI: "I thought you liked brunettes-"
    THOR: "Shaddap you!"
     
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    THOR: "Tron Legacy is the only sequel to a long lost movie that DIDN'T suck, and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
     
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    LOKI: "What?"
    THOR: "Shakespeare motherf***er! Do you speak it?!"
     
  19. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    good one Panthro! Pulp Thor
     
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    Thor: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
    Hulk: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
    Thor: Hulk, he's a paraplegic!
    Hulk: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
     
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    Hulk: "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
     
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    Thor: Hulk, will you accept this rose?
    Hulk: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
    Thor: What?
    Hulk: Yes.
     
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    Funny stuff HR. Always good to see you around.
     
  24. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    Loki: "That, sir, is an unmitigated faberication! It's Thor season!"
    Thor: Loki season!
    Loki: Thor season!
    Thor:Loki season!
    Loki: Thor season!
    Thor: Loki season!
    Loki: Thor season!
    Thor: Thor season!
    Loki: Loki season!
    Thor: Thor season!
    Loki: Its Loki season and I say fire!!!
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    BLAMMMMM!!!

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    Loki: Your despicable!!!
    Thor: aint I a stinker!!!
     
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    Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
    Hulk: I guess I should have laid off the burritos.
    Thor: Good thing Mjolnir can transport me to other dimensions
     
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