Thor caption thread

[Vartha]

...My HAMMER is NOT short!

 

[ultimatefan]

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For the last f***ing time, this is not a Metallica video!!

 

[mc7791]

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Thor: What do you mean the 3D does not look good?! I will show you 3d's yon fanboy!! Defeated, Destroyed, Demoralized!!! And I will do that with a 3way both in Asgard (Sif and the Enchantress) and on Earth:

Jane and Mila: Make use of that energy from your anger baby and "Hammer" us in the right way

Thor: A man in lust truly has the strength of thousands!! (being one of the most powerful Asgardians doesnt hurt either)

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[kedrell]

Who were you expecting, Hagar The Horrible?

 

[Panthro]

Who were you expecting, Hagar The Horrible?

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Damn Steelers!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Only one such as myself can make the windblown hair style look macho!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: What were out of queso again?! Who keeps letting Volstagg in the dining hall late at night!!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Do I have something in my teeth?

 

[mc7791]

Announcer: Todays Thor Pic brought to you by Ipana toothpaste.
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Announcer: Thats right folks get a bright smile just like Thor with Ipana toothpaste!!
Thor: Im not smiling!!
Announcer: Uh ok.... thats right folks have a gleaming grimace just like a ticked off thunder god!! whisper: is that better Thor?
Thor: Yes. Hmm maybe I should do one of those Old Spice look at your man commercials?

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "No I am not a well dressed Spartan!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

Thor: For The Last Time..... Iron Man Is Not in this

 

[ultimatefan]

See, this is the kinda stuff you should put in 3-D!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Dog the Bounty Hunter? Yeah I get that a lot.

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Volstagg lay off the beans wouldya?

 

[3dman27]

Who were you expecting, Hagar The Horrible?

LOLthank you

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

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LOKI: Call dibs on Mila!
THOR: Dammit Loki, you are the master of scheming and manipulation...

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

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Loki: Wait a minute! This is what mortal women do on earth?!!!
Thor: Tell father I`m going out, and tell Sif I went to pick a fight with frost giants.
Loki: Where are you really going?
Thor: Midgard...duh!
Loki:...ok well dont forget your helmet! You know how those fanboys can be!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Grr! I'm The Mighty Thor! Grr! God of Thunder! Grr!!! Ultimate Bad-Ass! Grr!!!! Be intimidated by me damn it! Why are you not intimidated? What do I look like Topher Grace to you or somethin'?! Huh?!"

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

THOR: Only i can be on the gong show!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Only i can be on the gong show!

 

[Bren]

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Loki: Um............ what were we fighting about?
Thor: Err...... I, just..... I can't remember now.... Was it it important?
Loki: Nothing that can't wait...
Thor: *High Five*

 

[Panthro]

All the captions were great today.

 

[WildcatNC]

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"LOOOKKIIIIIIII!!

HOW DARE THEE erase my DVR of Big Bang Theory!!

By Fathers beard if I have missed Will Wheaton because of your treachery the WRATH of the Thunder God will be upon you!!!"