Thor caption thread

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  1. elgaz Registered

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    Hulk: "So .................................. you ever seen a grown man naked?"

    *awkard silence*
     
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    Hahahahahaha

    The Thor as Bugs Bunny/Loki as Daffy Duck one was nothing less than brilliant mc.
     
  3. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff all around guys, especially the bugs bunny/daffy one!
     
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    THOR: Did the water just get warmer?
    HULK: Oh, that´s right, Hulk´s radiation emanations spread a lot faster in water, they kill all the sealife, or turn them into horrible mutants, and it makes it a lot more contagious for humans as well. It gives you skin cancer, and makes your genitals whiter and fall down.
    THOR: Somehow, that managed to be a lot worse than what I was thinking...
     
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    THOR: Why do I hear romantic music start to play
    Hulk: Because we are in a Cialis commercial.
    Thor: really? my God why?
    Hulk: they are trying to play to a different demographic and I need the money
    Thor: because both of your past movies have not done so well?
    Hulk: yes. sad but true
     
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    Loki: Tastes great!
    Thor: Less Filling!
    Loki: Tastes great!
    Thor: Less filling!
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    Odin: Enough!!! Nothing beats the refeshing taste of the Silver Bullet!!
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    After getting run over by the ice train:
    Loki: Unghh that hurt. I will feel that for weeks.
    Thor: Not me.
    Loki: why not?!
    Thor: who do you think pushed you in front of the train?
    Loki: bastard!
     
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    Hulk: Is the water getting warmer?
    Thor: No
    Hulk: Oh, thats right, its pee that makes it warmer
     
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    Hahaha, all those captions were great.
     
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    THOR: "Now I will kill you until you die from it!"
    LOKI: "What does that mean?"
    THOR: "Shut up!"
     
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    LOKI: "Green Lantern's gloves are the wrong color! Blake Lively's dye job isn't dark enough! The great Sinestro is being sidelined in favor of that loser Hector Hammond!"
    THOR: "Damn it Loki, don't be such a fanboy!"
    LOKI: "Ryan Reynolds looks more beefy than Chris Hemsworth!"
    THOR: "Oh now you're just asking for an ass whooping!"
     
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    Helmsworth: Hey Reynolds, you know the difference between you and me?

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    Reynolds: Yeah whats that Helmsworth?
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    Helmsworth: I make this look good.........without CGI!!!!
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    Reynolds: Crap hes right!!
     
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    Thor: Your recent illicit behavior on Earth troubles me to no end!!! What were you thinking?
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    Thor: Do you refer to my time with the mortal woman Jane Foster?
    Odin: No I am referring to this:
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    Thor: Ok how did Odin see this? He was in the Odin sleep at the time.....
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    Thor: Lokiiiiii!!!
    Loki: Cmon Thor dont you have a new year resolution to lighten up?!
    Thor: I will be more resolute.... with honing my battle skills on you!!
    Loki: Damn, him getting some mortal tail didnt chill him out at all!
     
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    Funny stuff guys.
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    LOKI: "Coke!"
    THOR: "Pepsi!"
    LOKI: "Coke!"
    THOR: "Pepsi!"
     
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    LOKI: "Prequel trilogy!"
    THOR: "Original trilogy!"
    LOKI: "Prequel trilogy!"
    THOR: "Original trilogy!"
     
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    "The word you're looking for is 'early.' "
    -"Hey!"
     
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    how dare you respond like that! what if Loki sees this?! very funny navigator!!
     
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    Loki: Thor with all the fighting you do with me what time do you have for your lady love Sif? Or the Mortal Jane Foster?
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    Sif: Jane who? where have thou been dipping thy hammer Thor?!!
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    Thor: I will smite thee so hard you will feel it until the Lions will the superbowl!!
    Loki: Not before Sif sees this:
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    Sif: What, what what?!!!!
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    Thor: Dont hate the playa hate the game!!!
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahaha

    Wrongness is so undeniably funny. :awesome:
     
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    Its the amazing smash-o-matic 5000!!! It pounds, pummels, pilvedrives, smashes, bashes, crashes, crushes, flattens, ... but wait theres more!!! It can make thousands of fries julienne or crinkle cut and with bulit in mystical lightning it can flash fry the potatoes with out the need for deep frying!!! Call now operators are standing by!! smashomaitc5000.com free shipping!!!
     
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha :awesome:
     
  21. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff guys, especially the smash-o-matic!

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    THOR: Dammit, Natalie Portman got a Golden Globe nomination for Black Swann, that means I´ll probably have even more screentime with her, and less with the hottie Jaimie Alexander...


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    NATALIE: If it helps, I have a hot lesbian scene with Mila Kunis in that movie...


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    THOR: PRAISE THE MIGHTY ODIN!!
     
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    Thor: Gallagher aint got squat on me!!
     
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    THOR:Sif is somewhat upset with me (but that doesnt stop us from having a good time)for the time I have spent on Midgard with Jane Foster. I still care for Sif but there is something about Jane that makes my hammer rise like never before.....


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    Jane: Well Thor is not here yet so lets get started..
    Mila: Fine with me baby


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    THOR: I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good
    that tonight's gonna be a good night
    that tonight's gonna be a good good night...!
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    Jane: It will get better when you get down here Thunder pants!!!
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    Thor: The Price of being able to life Mjolnir: Being of good heart and soul
    The price of knowledge: perhaps one eye like my fahter.
    Getting your power back and being able to swing more action in 2
    universes that even Hugh Hefner ever could: PRICELESS
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    Loki: it just isnt fair!!
    Thor: refer to my previous statement about player hating
     
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    All those captions were great.

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    THOR: "How dare you suggest that Minnie Mouse is a more attractive talking anthropomorphic animal than Daisy Duck?!"
    LOKI: "Jesus Thor they're cartoon characters! Calm the f*** down!"
     
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