Thor caption thread

Discussion in 'Thor' started by ultimatefan, May 19, 2009.

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  1. Godzilla2000 Dollar Store Diva

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    I just wonder how much KO damage Mjolnir can do on Alatreon?
     
  2. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks and great stuff guys!

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    THOR: I can´t... lift... my hammer!!


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    NATALIE: How about now?

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    THOR: Much better, thank you!
     
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    :pal::pal::pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:
     
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    THOR: "Damn it, with shots like this, no wonder people keep mistaking me for He-Man!"
     
  6. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    hey you stole that from me!!!! nice one
     
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    There's probably been hundred of He-man references in this thread
     
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    "I've only got 2 weak sPots but you'll NEVER find them!"
     
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    More than at least 50% of the jokes in this thread are He-Man related. :word:[​IMG]
    THOR: "You see honey, when a god loves a goddess- uh... when a god and goddess love each other- um... you see, gods are like hammers and goddesses are like nails-"
    TORUNN: "Wouldn't it be easier just to give me a book on general human/god anatomy? Or just let me Google it?"
    THOR: "Well that works too."
     
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    Loki: Foolish brother! Your massive granite pillar is no match for my girlish fists!
     
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    Now that there is a Spider-Man musical it is logical that the Thor one will follow....
    Thor:
    Oklahoma!
    Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain
    Where the waving wheat
    Can sure smell sweet
    When the wind comes right behind the rain

    Oklahoma!
    Every night my honey-lamb and I
    Sit alone and talk
    And watch a hawk
    Making lazy circles in the sky

    We know we belong to the land
    And the land we belong to is grand
    And when we say Yeeow!
    Ayipioeeay! Yeeow!
    We're only saying "You're doin' fine Oklahoma"
    Oklahoma O-K

    O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A
    Oklahoma!
     
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    Funny stuff mc, Ratcrawler.
     
  13. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks a lot and great stuff guys!
     
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    MILA: hmmm, I love watching two guys in tights going at it with their "hammers" and "spears"...
    NATALIE: You´re so sick! I love that!
     
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    Loki: Thor why must we battle so much you have already proven yourself to Sif and the Enchantress, slain frost giants by the hundreds and lifted the Midgard Serpent. What more do you need?
    Thor: Jane foster and her hot bisexual friend.
    Loki: True but cant I get some too?

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    Jane: When you stop being a whiny little ***** maybe. But not with us.
    Mila: We want some real thunder!!
    Thor: On my way maidens!!
    SMAAAASH!!! THUNDER!!!
    Loki: Unghh a Thunderers thirst for tail knows no slake...
     
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    All those captions were great.
     
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    Based on rumors I hear -

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    LOKI: "But Thor, we could be getting Vicki Vale & Talia Guhl in the Dark Knight Rises! Should not we celebrate?"
    THOR: "I don't give two flying s***s about Vicki or Talia, I want Catwoman damn it!"
    LOKI: "But she was in Batman Ret-"
    THOR: "That was Burton's oddball Goth reimagining! I want something closer to the real Catwoman! I will not spend another 20 years waiting for someone to come along and do her right!"
     
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    Loki: Wow the new trailer for Battle : Los Angeles looks sick!!
    Thor: That trailer reminds me of you
    Loki: How so?
    Thor: In the trailer the aliens rain down terror and destruction from above with their shock troops, ships and advanced alien tech
    Loki: yeah so?!
    Thor: Things look pretty bleak for humanity just like when I take Mjolnir shine that sum ***** up really nice, turn it sideways and shove it up your rudy poo candy ass!!!
    Loki: somebody gotta take away his Rock dvd's!!
     
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    Hehehehehe

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    THOR: "Your movie sucked! And so did your cartoon!"
    WOLVERINE: "Everyone's a critic- OW!"
     
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    "All fanboys must SHUT THY HELL UP! For I do not know where my helmet is!!!"
     
  21. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    ^hehehehehehehehe

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    TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!
     
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    VICTORY IS MINE!!!
    ...as are Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. Suck it fanboys!
     
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    lol
     
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    LOKIIIIIII!! I WANT MY HELMET!!!!
     
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    All those gags were great.
     
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