Thor caption thread

[antmanx68]

Mr Fantastic: Operation 'Galactus Suppository' is a go.... victory will be ours.

 

[protocida]

MR. FANTASTIC: "Fantastic Voyage", eat your heart out!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "No one calls Han Solo a b****!"

 

[protocida]

THOR: Did you **** my Sif? Did you **** my Amora? Did you **** my Jane Foster?

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: This is a frozen man from a distant past, when people spoke in crappy shakesperian English...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Did you **** my Sif? Did you **** my Amora? Did you **** my Jane Foster?

Thanks, and great variation on the "Did you **** my wife?" line.

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: This is a frozen man from a distant past, when people spoke in crappy shakesperian English...

Hehehe, aw, no love for crappy Shakespearian English...

 

[protocida]

Thanks!

I wonder where the line is from...

 

[Timstuff]

I got nothing for this one, but I can tell it's begging for a caption...

 

[protocida]

DONALD BLAKE: So they talk is shakesperian english and write in standart english?

 

[Timstuff]

Not exactly a caption, but not exactly a manip either...

 

[kedrell]

^I'd love it if that thing said "Hammer Time".

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

I wonder where the line is from...

Raging Bull.

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "He-Man lookalike!"
THOR: "Superman knock off!"

 

[kedrell]

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "I'm the world's most powerful 10 year old."
THOR: "And I'm the world's most powerful 10,000 year old."

 

[Panthro]

^I'd love it if that thing said "Hammer Time".

I'm sure there is a version of the Thor hammer out there somewhere that's been manipped to say "Hammer Time".

THOR: "Hmm, too unabashedly sexy to be Susan Storm... are you Emma Frost? Or Ali Larter perhaps?"
AMORA: ""

AMORA: "Are you ****ing your pants yet?"
THOR: "Nay." [means 'No']
AMORA: "Well why the Hell not?!?!?!"

 

[Timstuff]

^I'd love it if that thing said "Hammer Time".

Ask and ye shall receive.



Oh, and some other new ones...

BTW, if you want to make your own, here's a blank one.

 

[Panthro]

Ask and ye shall receive.



Oh, and some other new ones...

BTW, if you want to make your own, here's a blank one.

Muwahahahahahaha

THOR: "Damn it Amora, don't you know I have a restraining order against you?!"
AMORA: "Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes."

 

[kedrell]

BTW, if you want to make your own, here's a blank one.

I would but I don't know how. Thanks anyway. Great stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Hammer ones and the Thor/Shazam ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: Please promise me I´ll never be played by Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman!
THOR: Your wish is my command, my love.

 

[ultimatefan]

MR. FANTASTIC: See, I´ll keep him frozen till the live-action movie comes out. If it pulls an Iron Man at the box office, we´re rich!

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: Please promise me I´ll never be played by Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman!
THOR: Your wish is my command, my love.

Muwahahahahahaha!Brilliant!

But now I'm hearing that Jane Foster, not Sif, was the part Portman was considered for.

THOR: "Go ahead! Make a He-Man joke!! I dare ya!!! I f***in' dare ya!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

MR. FANTASTIC: See, I´ll keep him frozen till the live-action movie comes out. If it pulls an Iron Man at the box office, we´re rich!

Bwahahahahahahaha, that's great.

And now a remake of the previous caption -

THOR: "Let's see you make a He-Man joke now you prissy biotch!"

 

[protocida]

THOR: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!

LOKI: I said she made good cookies.

THOR: Oh.