Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Anything with Amora´s boobs is gold.

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: They are real... And they are spectacular!

AMORA: Confess it, you couldn´t care less how evil I may act as long as I point those to your face!

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: Who needs a magic hammer that controls the forces of nature when you got silicon?

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: They are real... And they are spectacular!

AMORA: Confess it, you couldn´t care less how evil I may act as long as I point those to your face!

Hehehehehehe, both are great but I love that Seinfeld reference!

THOR [off screen]: "How could you start the orgy without me?!"
SIF: "Uh... they took advantage of me!"

THOR [off screen]: "Queen Karnilla or the Norns? Balder's not here."
SIF: "I'm not Karnilla you ding dong! I'm Sif!"
THOR: "Are you sure? Well, it's not my fault you and Karnilla look alike."

SIF: "I can't believe it's come to this... I'm being forced to be the stripper for a bachelorette's party! Amora, I'll get you for this!"

AMORA: "Let's see if you can pull off the impractically sexy outfits I do so effortlessly Sify girl!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: I took part in this horrible evil plan against Thor... When all I needed to get him back was a boob job!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: You should see the other guy!

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: I took part in this horrible evil plan against Thor... When all I needed to get him back was a boob job!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THOR: You should see the other guy!

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: "Dad, why am I wearing your costume from the Ultimates line?"
THOR: "I outgrew it."

THOR: "Now remember Torunn, this is your first time being alone with boys, and on top of that you're the first girl these boys have ever been left alone with for a significant amount of time, so there's going to be a lot of throbbing biological urges to resist. And if they don't take no for an answer, just brandish the sword I gave you. Any questions?"
TORUNN: "Um, yeah, can I wear something a little nicer than your Ultimates hand me down? I feel like I'm going to a prom and should have something better."
THOR: "Sure, let's see what we got in the wardrobe department."

5 minutes later -

THOR [off screen]: "There we go, something a little more classical. With this outfit you'll be the most popular girl on the block. Now go out there and show those youngling mortals what Asgardian women are made of!"

YOUNG AVENGER BOYS: "Alright, a girl! Thank you Santa!"
TORUNN: "Wow, Dad wasn't kidding when he said I would be the most popular girl on the block! But I guess that's easy seeing as how I'm the only girl on the block."

JAMES ROGERS: "She's mine!"
FRANCIS BARTON: "No, she's mine!"
AZARI: "I saw her first!"
TORUNN: "Boys, Boys, Boys, there's plenty of Torunn to go around!"
OLD TONY STARK: "I'm going to have to sit down with Thor and have a serious talk with him about his parenting style as well as his daughter's inability to date one boy at a time."

FYI -

James Rogers = son of Captain America & Black Widow
Francis Barton = son of Hawkeye
Azari = son of Black Panther & Storm
And the last one, Henry Pym, is the son of Ant-Man/Giant Man & Wasp.

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: "Oh Daddy I had a horrible nightmare!"
THOR: "It's alright my child, I've got you now."
TORUNN: "Hey wait a minute, why the Hell am I turning to you for love & comfort & support? You're a slacker dead beat dad who walked out on me after you pawned me off on your old friend Iron Man and on top of that you ultimately turned out to be a false hero who turned his back on the Earth and left your so called best friends to die! At least that's what this particular story makes you out to be. And after all that you think you can just waltz in here and play the loving parent?! You suck! When I'm old enough I am so taking you to court and suing you for emotional damages! And another thing - I'm glad the Hulk kicked your ass in Hulk Vs! You deserved it!"
THOR: "I'm going to kill whoever wrote this piece of junk DTV."

THOR: "I still can't believe Marvel & Lionsgate wasted all that money on a DTV about a bunch of children who don't even exist in the main Marvel universe and probably never will exist in the Marvel universe when they could have spent that money on showcasing real Marvel characters such as a solo venture for myself, or Captain America, or Daredevil, or Hell even Ms. Marvel & Wonder Man. And what exactly did I do to them to deserve being portrayed as a slacker dead beat father who came up with lame excuses for not raising his daughter, failed his friends and failed the world of mortals? And if that wasn't bad enough, they rig my battle with the Hulk in Hulk Vs. because they don't have a proper handle on my character. Sigh. These have been dark times for me. My only hope is that Kenneth Brannagh can turn it around."

THOR: "These Are Your Avengers."

THOR [off screen]: "These are your Avengers on Drugs. Any questions?"

And I have no idea what to do with this one.

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: "You can't be called 'The Enchantress' if you don't have assets like mine."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Next Avengers roast.

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: Let´s face it, there could be a 100 more captions with this pic, they wouldn´t even need to be funny, and you still wouldn´t take your eyes off of them!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks UF!

THOR: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold Mexican beer! I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo."

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: Let´s face it, there could be a 100 more captions with this pic, they wouldn´t even need to be funny, and you still wouldn´t take your eyes off of them!

AMORA: "I'm a semi-evil sorceress vixen by day, a porn star by night and a supermodel on the weekend. Oh yes, I multitask, and I look damn good while doing it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: Yeah, superhero comics are usually aimed at male readers, how did you guess?

 

[ultimatefan]

TORUNN: Oh great, with those metal things no one will want to grope those!

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: Yeah, superhero comics are usually aimed at male readers, how did you guess?

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: Oh great, with those metal things no one will want to grope those!

Muwahahaha, poor Torunn.

THOR: "If you ever touch Sif or Amora or even Jane Foster again, I'll exile you to 20th Century Fox!"
HULK: "Oh come on dude, that is just cruel, even by your stepbrother Loki's standards!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I have you my child."
TORUNN: "I'm being rescued by He-Man?"
THOR: "Oh f*** you!" [throws Torunn off the rainbow bridge to her death]

THOR: "To Infinity... And Beyond!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Love the Fox and He-Man ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: Call me evil. will ya? Who do you think rubbed THOSE on Martin Campbell´s face and made him give up on casting Justin Tymberlake as Green Lantern?

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Yes, the God of Thunder has just heard that Natalie Portman has been cast as Jane Foster, how did you guess?