Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

SIF: "You're not gonna start talking Shakespeare are you?"
THOR: "Really Sif, have I ever truly spoken in Shakespeare style? At best I've only ever spoken an old English type dialect."

THOR: "Let's see Tom Rothman survive my hammer hitting him at the speed of light!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Love the Rothman slam!

 

[ultimatefan]

SIF; So, how are you going to differentiate yourself from Superman? You know, about flying?
THOR: I use a hammer.
SIF: And:....
THOR: That´s it. The hammers pulls me through the air.
SIF: I see.
THOR: You think it is silly, don´t you?
SIF: No, I...
THOR: Say it, you can say it, you think it is a silly gimmick that does not make any real difference, say it!
SIF: Please my dear, do not be like th...
THOR: Is Superman the guardian of Asgard?! Has Superman fought at your side and saved your life countless times?! Is Superman a God?!
SIF: So, you prefer to discuss the impotence thing.
THOR: Huuuuh, on second thought, yes, the hammer is a bit silly, but speaking of which, I must leave right now to huh... Vanquish evil, you know...
SIF: Yeah yeah...

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, OUCH.

SIF: "Thor, why do fans keep complaining the nice coat line from Batman Begins was campy?"
THOR: "I know not why Sif, except that some fans just don't want ANY humor in their films, even though nice coat clearly had a deeper subext to it."
SIF: "That Batman was no longer the 'Prince of Gotham' but rather it's Knight. Its Dark Knight."
THOR: "Exactly."

THOR: "Now to go kill those writers who had me suffer a humiliating ass-whoopin' in this DVD!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Love the use of our discussion!

 

[Panthro]

Glad you approve UF!

SIF: "Thor, how can an hour long animated feature like GI Joe: Resolute treat the GI Joe characters with more dignity & integrity than the big budget GI Joe: Rise of Cobra?"
THOR: "I know not how nor why, dear Sif, I really don't. Except, perhaps, that Hollywood sucks."
SIF: "Hmm. That answer works for me."

THOR: "Chris Yost, Grego Johnson, Craig Kyle, you shall all suffer for what you did to Cyclops in 'Wolverine & The X-Men'!"

 

[Hotwire]

Sif: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Thor: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

 

[Panthro]

Mal! Good to see ya! Hehe, Thor needs to lay off the Army of Darkness.

SIF: "You're not going to pull a Superman Returns on me, are you?"
THOR: "Not unless Bryan Singer is directing."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Do not dare dismiss the casting of Stuart Townsend, Ray Stevenson, and Tadanobu Asano as the Warriors Three!"
IRON MAN: "All I said was should really Ray Stevenson really be playing another Marvel character after playing the Punisher? I mean, do you want Thomas Jane playing Captain America or Cyclops?"
THOR: "What does Thomas Jane have to do with anything?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: The God of Thunder knows not what to think of these actors cast as the Warriors Three...

RAY STEVENSON: I was in the last Punisher movie...

STUART TOWNSEND: ...And I was in League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, so you can imagine how badly we wanna be in a GOOD comic book movie!

THOR: These are approved!

 

[kedrell]

Sif: "Ok, now you get this through your pointy little head! Yes, there are two love interests cast in this movie of which I am only one of....BUT I AM GONNA BE THE ONE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP! Got it!?"
Loki: "All I said was that Natalie Portman isn't just gonna roll over for Jaimie Alexander."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey Ked! Great to see you back!

 

[kedrell]

Thanks, nice to be back with my new PC. here's another one:

 

[kedrell]

 

[Panthro]

Can never go wrong with Tony Stark's House of Ribs.

All the other ones were funny too Ked.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Before you cross, you must answer me these Questions 3!"
IRON MAN: "Ask your questions Bridge Keeper, I am not afraid!"
THOR: "What is your name?"
IRON MAN: "My real name is Tony Stark, my superhero name is Iron Man."
THOR: "What is your quest?"
IRON MAN: "To see the Holy Grail! And booze."
THOR: "What is your favorite color?"
IRON MAN: "Blue! No seriously don't let the red & yellow fool you, it is blue."
THOR: "Alright, off you go."
IRON MAN: "Oh. Thank you, thank you very much."

 

[kedrell]

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

RED HULK: "Why casting other main characters of Green Lantern film taking so long?!"
THOR: "How the Hell would I know?"

HULK: "Rock!"
THOR: "Paper!"
HULK: "Scissors!"
THOR: "Hammer!"

THOR: "Come, before he says NI again!"

THOR: "When in doubt, get a bigger, longer hammer."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

IDRIS: Oh great, the black guy has to get the doorman role!

THOR: Huh, do you know Heimdall is the guardian of the Norse God reign or Asgard and Lady Sif´s brother, so technically he should not even be black to begin?

IDRIS: Oh yeah, now steal the black guý´s job!! Where´s Obama when you need him?!

 

[Panthro]

IDRIS: Oh great, the black guy has to get the doorman role!

THOR: Huh, do you know Heimdall is the guardian of the Norse God reign or Asgard and Lady Sif´s brother, so technically he should not even be black to begin?

IDRIS: Oh yeah, now steal the black guý´s job!! Where´s Obama when you need him?!

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

ANGRY THOR FANBOY: Cast Balder the Brave and Amora the Enchantress NOW... Or the kitten gets it!!

 

[dnno1]

Heimdall: "Looks like we've got a new piece of realestate on Asgard. (whose the cute fairy?)