Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

Thanks guys.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Damn Hulk, your breath is so bad it's making my cape blow from all the way over here!"

THOR: "Okay, now this is how we deal with cavities in Asgard!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "You see this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness and I won't kill you because you're too much fun."
THOR: "Won't kill you out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness?! Like Hell I won't! Who do I look like to you?! Some millionaire playboy in a bat-suit?!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "So what do you say kiddo? You gonna put in good word for your old man in court?"
TORUNN: "Sorry Dad, but 11 out of 12 jurors agree that Tony Stark should retain legal custody of me until I am of legal age, seeing as how he spent so much more time raising me than you did."
THOR: "Damn it..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

TORUNN: Will I see you again, dad?
THOR: Indeed you will. When I get to movie screens all over the country, trying to finally become a household mainstream pop culture icon and forget I was submitted to humiliations such as this ill-coinceived kiddie movie.
TORUNN: A simple "yes" would have sufficed.

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: Will I see you again, dad?
THOR: Indeed you will. When I get to movie screens all over the country, trying to finally become a household mainstream pop culture icon and forget I was submitted to humiliations such as this ill-coinceived kiddie movie.
TORUNN: A simple "yes" would have sufficed.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I'll Huff, and I'll Puff, And I'll Blow Your House Down!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Come with me, Torunn. I'll show you things you'll wish you'd never seen."
TORUNN: "Like Halle Berry's Catwoman and all those crappy Fox film adaptations of beloved Marvel properties?"
THOR: "Exactly."
TORUNN: "Wouldn't that border on child abuse?"
THOR: "Eh... never mind."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "You Shall Not Pass!"

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: "Dad, why are you such a callous dead beat parent?"
THOR: "I'm an old school god, honey. All us old school gods are callous dead beat parents. Just ask Hercules & Zeus. Or the Christian God who looked on while his only son got the crap kicked out of him by a bunch of blood thirsty Romans."
TORUNN: "Eww."

 

[Moridin]

THOR: "EXPECTO PATRONUM!!"

 

[Webhead2006]

Harry potter: Hey that my line!!!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, never would have thought of mixing Thor with Harry Potter.

THOR: "Voldemort! I Would Have Words With Thee!"

VOLDEMORT: "Oh snap..."

 

[Panthro]

EVOLUTION X-MEN: "Give us the All-Spark or die by our collective hand!"

THOR: "Very well... I'll Take You All On!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

ARCHIE: You know what´s my problem with those "Ass Guardians" or whatever? They talks funny, they dresses even funnier, and they say mead when they obviously must mean beer!

THOR: The Asgardians are a proud people with a rich mythology and folklore, who on many occasions have come to rhe rescue of Midgard, which is how we call Earth.

THE MORE YOU KNOW...

 

[kedrell]

Hehehehehe, ass guardians.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! I decided to add the image from the ads, gives an extra touch.

 

[ultimatefan]

edit double

 

[Panthro]

ARCHIE: You know what´s my problem with those "Ass Guardians" or whatever? They talks funny, they dresses even funnier, and they say mead when they obviously must mean beer!

THOR: The Asgardians are a proud people with a rich mythology and folklore, who on many occasions have come to rhe rescue of Midgard, which is how we call Earth.

THE MORE YOU KNOW...

 

[Panthro]

ARCHIE: You know what´s my problem with this Harrison Ford guy? Not only did he refuse to play Meathead on my show because he found me 'offensive', but he went on to be a grumpy a--hole who only specialized in conventional films when he could have challenged himself!"

THOR: "Verily, though only hate Harrison Ford because he made a ton of money off those George Lucas movies and wasn't held back by a show that kept going when it should have it stopped. It's not like he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch, offended lots of people by bashing virtually anyone & everyone whoever used prescription medicine such as women who used prescription money to deal with post partum depression, made a torture porn film version about the last hour of Jesus Christ, and/or got drunk and spouted off a bunch of anti-Semitic and chauvinist insults!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehe

 

[blah]

Thor: Didn't want no Hammer. I always wanted a cool ray gun! Pthew! Pthew!