Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

thanks UF

Thor: Didn't want no Hammer. I always wanted a cool ray gun! Pthew! Pthew!

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Didn´t we all wanted a ray gun, hehe...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Sorry Dad, but anyone who seriously thinks Halle Berry's Catwoman is even a half-way decent film must be placed in solitary confinement for his or her own good."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I swear every time I try to talk to someone it's always sorry this, forgive me that and I'm not worthy. It's just like those miserable psalms they're so depressing..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Lecter one!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Hey, if someone had suggested the director of Dungeons & Dragons for your movie, you would lock him up in an insane asylum too!

THOR: I am sorry, but when someone defends the comedy act of Carlos Mencia that is a clear sign of society-threatening insanity...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Hey, if someone had suggested the director of Dungeons & Dragons for your movie, you would lock him up in an insane asylum too!

THOR: I am sorry, but when someone defends the comedy act of Carlos Mencia that is a clear sign of society-threatening insanity...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

ODIN: Please son, you do know I do not suffer from mental illness!
THOR: Goodbye, old buzzard, Asgard is mine now, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

ANNOUNCER: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

ODIN: Please son, you do know I do not suffer from mental illness!
THOR: Goodbye, old buzzard, Asgard is mine now, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

ANNOUNCER: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "When anyone, even your own father, King Odin of Asgard, tells you that Emma Watson is more attractive than Megan Fox, it's clearly a sign that the old man needs the best mental institution that Asgard's vast treasury can afford."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks. Indeed he does.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR:No father Odin, of course telling Natalie Portman that she is pretty is perfectly acceptable, but by telling her that she was "brilliant" in the Star Wars prequel trilogy you basically requested to be institutionalized.

 

[Panthro]

THOR:No father Odin, of course telling Natalie Portman that she is pretty is perfectly acceptable, but by telling her that she was "brilliant" in the Star Wars prequel trilogy you basically requested to be institutionalized.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!"
THOR: "I'll tell everyone you were the one who had Cyclops killed off in X-Men 3 The Last Stand!"
LOKI: "You- you wouldn't dare!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I knew it was you who was behind Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow! Who else would have slandered me so in such an ill-conceived kiddie flick?!"
LOKI: "Thor I swear I only pitched it to Lionsgate as a joke! I didn't think they would seriously green light it!"

 

[Webhead2006]

haha

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Only your devious, perverted mind could think of suggesting John Krasinski to play Captain America!
LOKI: Hey, even I have limits, okay?!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Only your devious, perverted mind could think of suggesting John Krasinski to play Captain America!
LOKI: Hey, even I have limits, okay?!

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: "Alright, why did it take so friggin' long to get me into this caption thread, huh?! Huh?! Answer me, damn it!"

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: "How's this?"

THOR: "No Bill, you have to hold your hammer like this."

BETA RAY BILL: "That better?"

 

[Webhead2006]

woah that beta ray bill looks funky as hell. is that what he normally looks like?

 

[Panthro]

It's what Beta Ray Bill looks like when he's in his very own "Thor" mode from after picking up Thor's hammer.

BETA RAY BILL: "I put up a better fight against the Hulk in Planet Hulk than you did in Hulk Vs!"

THOR: "Shut up you C-lister!"

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: "Guess what Thor? I slept with Sif. And she told me I might have actually fathered Torunn from Next Avengers."

THOR: "Alright, now you're just trying to piss me off!"

 

[Panthro]

BETA RAY BILL: "By the Power of Graysku- no wait that's not right. Thunder! Thunder!! Thunderca- No that's not it either..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff!