Thor caption thread

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THOR: VHOOOOM...

LOKI:Wait, wait a second! Were you trying to imitate the lightsaber sound?

THOR: What, huh, no, no way, I... I was just...

LOKI: You totally were! Man, that´s hilarious!

THOR: No, no, no! That´s, that´s the way I whistle, you know...

LOKI: Oh too bad I didn´t have my cameraphone! That´d kick Fat Jedi´Kid´s ass on Youtube!

THOR: See, we´re having a life or death fight here, can´t we just...

LOKI: No wait, I forgot it turned on in my pocket! I got the sound!! I got the...

(Thor crushes Loki´s hand with the hammer)

THOR: Wanna do "Luke, I am your father" now, a**hole?!
 
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THOR: VHOOOOM...

LOKI:Wait, wait a second! Were you trying to imitate the lightsaber sound?

THOR: What, huh, no, no way, I... I was just...

LOKI: You totally were! Man, that´s hilarious!

THOR: No, no, no! That´s, that´s the way I whistle, you know...

LOKI: Oh too bad I didn´t have my cameraphone! That´d kick Fat Jedi´Kid´s ass on Youtube!

THOR: See, we´re having a life or death fight here, can´t we just...

LOKI: No wait, I forgot it turned on in my pocket! I got the sound!! I got the...

(Thor crushes Loki´s hand with the hammer)

THOR: Wanna do "Luke, I am your father" now, a**hole?!
:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud
 
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IRON MAN:That´s right, we´re here to pimp up the Thor caption thread cuz it´s been kind of a wasteland lately!

THOR: Hey, I´m a big gun, don´t talk about my thread like I´m Ant-Man!

ANT-MAN: Hey!
 
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IRON MAN:That´s right, we´re here to pimp up the Thor caption thread cuz it´s been kind of a wasteland lately!

THOR: Hey, I´m a big gun, don´t talk about my thread like I´m Ant-Man!

ANT-MAN: Hey!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha, poor Ant-Man...
 
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THOR: Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you

LOKI: 'Cause I've had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you

THOR: I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me

LOKI: We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy

Both: Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each other's hand
'Cause we seem to understand the urgency

THOR: just remember

LOKI: You're the one thing

THOR: I can't get enough of

LOKI: So I'll tell you something

THOR:This could be love because

(CHORUS)
Both: I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
'Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you

LOKI: With my body and soul
I want you more than you'll ever know

THOR: So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to lose control

LOKI: Yes I know whats on your mind
When you say:
"Stay with me tonight."

THOR: Just remember
You're the one thing

LOKI: I can't get enough of

THOR: So I'll tell you something

Both: This could be love because

(CHORUS)
Both: 'Cause I had the time of my life
No I've never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
Till I found the truth
and I owe it all to you

*Instrumental*

THOR: Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before

(LOKI: Never Felt this way)

THOR: Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: 'Cause I had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
Till I've found the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: "cause I've had the time of my life
No I've never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
 
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THOR: Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you

LOKI: 'Cause I've had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you

THOR: I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me

LOKI: We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy

Both: Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each other's hand
'Cause we seem to understand the urgency

THOR: just remember

LOKI: You're the one thing

THOR: I can't get enough of

LOKI: So I'll tell you something

THOR:This could be love because

(CHORUS)
Both: I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
'Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you

LOKI: With my body and soul
I want you more than you'll ever know

THOR: So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to lose control

LOKI: Yes I know whats on your mind
When you say:
"Stay with me tonight."

THOR: Just remember
You're the one thing

LOKI: I can't get enough of

THOR: So I'll tell you something

Both: This could be love because

(CHORUS)
Both: 'Cause I had the time of my life
No I've never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
Till I found the truth
and I owe it all to you

*Instrumental*

THOR: Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before

(LOKI: Never Felt this way)

THOR: Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: 'Cause I had the time of my life
And I've searched through every open door
Till I've found the truth
and I owe it all to you

Both: "cause I've had the time of my life
No I've never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud

Dirty Dancing Reference!
 
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THOR: "I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman."
 
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THOR: How come Captain America´s fans get to see tons of cool vids and pics from shooting and all we got was one little video and a bottleg pic of Destroyer that got taken down?

LOKI: Maybe cuz it´s shot in real locations, instead of using sets and green screen.

THOR: I don´t care, I wanna be on Youtube!

LOKI: ...
 
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THOR: How come Captain America´s fans get to see tons of cool vids and pics from shooting and all we got was one little video and a bottleg pic of Destroyer that got taken down?

LOKI: Maybe cuz it´s shot in real locations, instead of using sets and green screen.

THOR: I don´t care, I wanna be on Youtube!

LOKI: ...
Bwahahahahahaha

Everyone wants to be on You-Tube.
 
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THOR: "Did you f*** my wife?! Did you f*** my wife?!?! Did you f*** my wife?!?!?!"
LOKI: "Man, that is a f***ing sick question! Do you know what a f***ing sick question that is?! You're cracking up man!"
 
Nice ones, guys, particularly that "time of my life" one.

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"I only have one question, Loki!"
-"Why did I kill your father, Odin? Why do I hate the residents of Midgard? What's this stick do?"
"Why are we fighting next to a wood chipper?!"
 
Funny Navigator.

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LOKI: "So what if I watch Batman: The Brave & The Bold? I think it's hysterical!"
THOR: "It is not the true Batman!"
LOKI: "Damn it Thor, don't be such a DCAU supremacist!"
 
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But there was no joy in Mudville that day. For mighty Casey had....STRUCK OUT!!!
 
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LINDSEY NAEGLE:Quick thought, we´re losing male teens, can´t you get jiggy with something?

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THOR: Thoust mean like this?

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LINDSEY NAEGLE: I was actually thinking straight male teens, but that could work with our Gladiator movie-loving crowd.

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THOR: Thoust mean, such as training warriors?

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LINDSEY NAEGLE: Huh yeeeeah, let´s go with that.
 
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THOR: Monoraaaaaail...
LOKI: Monoraaaaaail...
(together: Monoraaaaaaaaaail!
LOKI: Mono... D´oh!
 
Nice classic Simpsons gag.

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THOR: "My profile is better than your profile."
LOKI: "Shut up!"
 
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LOKI: "You wanna buy some Death Sticks?"
THOR [waving hammer]: "You don't want to sell me Death Sticks."
LOKI: "I... don't wanna sell you Death Sticks."
THOR: "You want to go home and re-think your life."
LOKI: "I want to go home and... rethink my life."
THOR: "He is so easy."
 
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