So just watched this, and I enjoyed it. Not one of Burton's best, but not horrible either. I'd say I agree with people about the dodgy third act, just some minor qualms though; I will say I want a monster-movie from Burton.
Loved the opening origin and pretty much is how I wish all origin stories for movies would go. Not overly in depth, but not rushed where it's confusing. It sums it up nicely to start the story for the main time frame.
I like Bella Heathcote as Victoria, I thought she was a bit underused in the sense that she was randomly gone in spots. I will say this though, she looks like a mix of Christina Ricci and Zooey Deschanel(and a little Monica Keena); I half expect her to be a Burton fave actress in future projects of his.
Pfieffer was beautiful and gave a great performance as I expected, I felt she needed more payoff at the end though. Moretz was cool, but I did not get a Lydia Deitz feeling from her at all like previously stated to movie's release. I like Carolyn, but she was no Lydia; and don't get me started on her in the finale.
I liked Dr. Hoffman as well, and I loved the 'doctor/patient confidentiality' humor. I was kind of caught off-guard with what happened to Dr. Hoffman and Mr. Collins; I think it was decent sub-plots, it's just that they're thrown at you too fast for you to give a damn. But I do like the Burton wasn't predictable in what would happen with them until their last scenes. David was decent, especially with how little he was given to do.
The tonal shifts were a bit jarring at times, but didn't ruin the mood for me; I did think that I watched too much of the trailers/promo scenes though as not much of the movie felt new to me. Visuals/setting was amazingly gorgeous, I'd love if Burton's movies were more like this visually. Was kind of surprised how much Burton borrowed from his Batman Returns for Angelique's character, especially at the beginning of the fight in the house at the end, almost a shot for shot remake(pun intended). I love love loved the music from the synthesizer doing soap opera music in the Depp/Pfieffer scene, I was laughing, even though I only remember a bit of the old show, I had a feeling that the pipe organ sounding music played during dramatic moments.
I feel like I'm forgetting things, but my brains pretty scrambled right now.