Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[ShadowBoxing]

From "Nice Guys"

Yeah, seriously. Speaking of starring, what ever happened to JAL's baby's momma. No updates, seriously...not that I bought the story in the first place.

She went down south if you must know.

I don't care what you say, cause it really don't matter.

On you or she moved...just kidding, I knew what you meant. So basically she walked out on you, leaving you with no contact to your child, and your not going to do anything about that?!? You have a legal right to see your own child.

No, I mean shes coming back later this year then. she had to train some people there. Should be back like May or June sometime.

Train people for what, exactly? I thought she worked fast food or something Why are they sending a pregnant women away for several months, seems kind of fishy? That would mean while she is away on business she is going to have the baby. She got pregnant in October (Halloween), meaning she's closing in on six months right now.

I don't know, maybe its just my own doing. And she's straight up BS'ing me.

I've never been to good at this relationship stuff.

Did you ever end up getting the paternity test?

Well I'll agree on the latter part, but seriously, why don't you just come clean about this whole thing? We've been through this song and dance before and you aren't making yourself any cooler by telling us your an unwed deadbeat Dad, if you doubt that just ask Superman how well it worked for him. You told us a story, one I found dubious from the beginning, and now all of the sudden when it seems everyone has forgotten about it you're back to telling us the same hum-drum stories about your pathetic life. If you had a kid that wouldn't happen, because kids change everything...

...How is this story any different from telling us Jessica Alba was a childhood friend? Tell me please. What shred of evidence, what amazing life changing lesson can you share with us about this to show us this actually happened?

I'll tell everyone right now, I don't even think it's mine. I've heard some stories at work, with people just talking and "oh boy!" That's all Am gonna say.


And if it actually is mine, then I gues that makes me ******** don't it?

But I kinda know that already so it don't matter. i know am a bit of a prick and say the most offensive things sometimes and angers people.

Is she saying the kid is still yours though?

I'm not looking at them. They're just acting paranoid.

And if someone is wearing short shorts, who's fault is it really if someone is staring. Think about that one.

Speaking like a true rapist.

Wait...you're a rapist if you look at half naked girls?

Looks clothed to me.

I don't know what to believe, cause you know women lie all the time.

Yes, I know i am truly a bastard for even saying that.

Stalkerman Returns

I love how JALs finally admitted he was lying

I thought we were so sure before? You were ready to be a father? You created a whole thread about it...that started out talking about how you couldn't get with her, then magically knocked her up halfway through.

Not really, that's not what I'm implying at all.

No, I don't think you're a prick, you're a "nice guy". What people don't like is your constant *ahem* lying and storytelling in attempt to be cool. Perhaps I'm particularly annoyed by it because I don't think it's cool to get overly personal on the interwebz, but it makes it even worse that you tell these wild stories to get attention and then b*tch about how everyone else sees you.

I also think it's ridiculous that he spends a LARGE amount of time complaining that people don't believe him and trying to convince everyone that these ridiculous stories are true, and then eventually admits that they aren't.

"Jessica Alba liked me as a kid" --Admitted was a lie

"I am going to be a dad" --Is now admitting he is not in fact going to be a dad


And JAL wonders why he has no credibility, even on the internet...?

I had to call him out on it eventually. I knew if I just left him alone about it he'd eventually go back to posting about how he spends way to much money of useless crap, goes to the movies alone and doesn't have a fraction of a social life...and it would all become completely apparent that this was all a fabrication in some vein attempt to be more "edgy" and "cool" on an internet website (which by itself is pretty damn pathetic )

I am so not a raper!

I know, this is all just sad. I never believed him though, not for a second, not for one fraction of a second...

This thread looks fun. Rappers, Rapists, JAL, Shadow's mad. It's like a Summer Movie event.

Yes, that was all part of your master Plan I see.

To expose me for the lie I really am. Bravo, I appauld you for all your doings.

Yes, Cause none of use posting on a superhero forums isn't the least bit "Pathetic" at all what so ever. Uh-huh, yeah.

Yeah, we post on a superhero forum.

But unlike you the majority of us don't make up ridiculous and demeaning lies (Becoming a deadbeat dad) to make ourselves look cool....

 

[Immortalfire]

I am so not a raper!

 

[Anubis]

Wow, that's just sad.

 

[Immortalfire]

That's some expert ****ing photoshop.

It has to be.

Maybe not

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Wow, that's just sad.

I still don't get how some people believed that maybe that whole father thing was true

 

[SuBe]

=

 

[Anubis]

Well, to be fair, i'm quite sure there are bigger idiots out there that have managed to breed.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Well, to be fair, i'm quite sure there are bigger idiots out there that have managed to breed.

No argument there...

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I don't know, I didn't really investigate anything, I just called his bluff.

 

[SuBe]

Then are you more Law and Order?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Then are you more Law and Order?

Christopher Melroni maybe

 

[Star]

I honestly am more relieved if anything.

We don't need a JAL junior stalking Jessica Alba's baby in about 15 years

 

[Eggyman]

I honestly am more relieved if anything.

We don't need a JAL junior stalking Jessica Alba's baby in about 15 years

I thought that'd make a great sequel.

Appletoed: Like Father Like Son

 

[Alex The Great]

Wait....So JAL Pro-created and his ****e wife moved to the south? And she's training people? What? Sexual positions? man....

I really hope the baby is normal

 

[Anubis]

It's a phantom baby.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I am just going to say this once, I am not going to repeat myself, so listen well.


I never lied about anything! I said it might not be mine, cause i'm sure there's a certain amount, i'm sure about the percent, but it's still there.

There so choke on that.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

That post made no sense, but seriously, after all the backpeddling you've done it doesn't even matter anymore.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That post made no sense, but seriously, after all the backpeddling you've done it doesn't even matter anymore.

Blah,blah,blah, thats all i hear coming out your mouth.

But seriously what the hell is your problem with me?

I don't even talk to you really on here, but yet you feel as you need to bully me.

I see somethings never change. That you be a bully and picking on others.

 

[SuBe]

I am just going to say this once, I am not going to repeat myself, so listen well.


I never lied about anything! I said it might not be mine, cause i'm sure there's a certain amount, i'm sure about the percent, but it's still there.

There so choke on that.

"Certain amount"? There's a Percent you know was yours? What kind of freaky stuff are you in to?

 

[Alex The Great]

Blah,blah,blah, thats all i hear coming out your mouth.

But seriously what the hell is your problem with me?

I don't even talk to you really on here, but yet you feel as you need to bully me.

I see somethings never change. That you be a bully and picking on others.

Don't return to your raper ways on us dude

 

[The Apatow Crew]

"Certain amount"? There's a Percent you know was yours? What kind of freaky stuff are you in to?

Or should i say certain percentage.

God, why do you people need to be so anal about everything?

Not gonna be happy until one day you force a person to snap and go on a spree and find out this place was to blame.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Blah,blah,blah, thats all i hear coming out your mouth.

But seriously what the hell is your problem with me?

I don't even talk to you really on here, but yet you feel as you need to bully me.

What the hell is my problem with you? I just found it incredibly insulting and offensive you'd make up a story about knocking up a girl to get attention...how's that? As for bullying you, I'm not "bullying" you. This isn't sticking your head in the toilet and giving you a swirly. You used that story to get attention, and that's what I'm giving you: attention. Isn't that what you wanted?

 

[SuBe]

I don't blame anyone. Just because someone plays a video game and shoots up a school, it's not the Video game developers fault, it's the Shooter.

I believe in Personal Responsibility.

 

[Anubis]

I believe in the tooth fairy.

 

[DDS]

Aggh, I was hoping that the "thumb-man" pic was from the photo album thread, not he funny pics one.

Still great though.

 

[Drakon]

Did you ever care about me at all?

I'mma go ahead and answer for him.

No.