Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[Jack Rabbit]

I'm torn between amusement and absolute horror.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm torn between amusement and absolute horror.

Me too...

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Is that where our education system is today?

 

[Kelly]

That post is too damn long....lol......I fell asleep in the middle of it.......it's summer damn it........and I DON'T HAVE TO READ ESSAYS FOR 2 MONTHS....

 

[Mee]

I'm torn between amusement and absolute horror.

Common Hype feelings.

 

[Immortalfire]

That post is too damn long....lol......I fell asleep in the middle of it.......it's summer damn it........and I DON'T HAVE TO READ ESSAYS FOR 2 MONTHS....

LoL

 

[Holly]

LoL

were you always a mod?

 

[Immortalfire]

were you always a mod?

No, just in recent months.

 

[Immortalfire]

How is going out to a night club once, striking out and then saying "f*** it I'll go to Columbia instead" remotely persistent.

I don't appy it to all situations. But I did recently go to a bar dance with two women was told by one that I was a good dancer the other hugged me and kissed me. So the no success in the United States no longer applies. I am successful.

There was this girl in my high school who would go up to boys and hug them and kiss them and tell them that they're very nice.

...they all had Down's Syndrome.

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[Immortalfire]

so first,second and third base(being sex) for most of you? or do you guys have set times when you are ready to have sex with the one you've been dating?

this is'nt an advice thread. i Just wanted to know your dating habits

Third base isn't sex. That's home plate, fool.

GAH: I went all the way last night.
Everyone: Really?
GAH: Yeah all the way to 3rd.

GAH: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Makes you wonder what's Home in GAH's world.

Being arrested.

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[Kritish]

I'd laugh my ASS off if he turned out to be this genius just typing this stuff out, laughing HIS ass off as he's doing it. And making out with like 5 Playboy-caliber models while doing this.

I don’t think that’s the case, sadly.

 

[Fran]

Classic GAH. Once again.

 

[Kritish]

Classic GAH. Once again.

GR87 makes GAH look like a player though.

 

[Mee]

I was there.

 

[Showtime]

Are GAH and Ghostrider brothers?

 

[Themanofbat]

Good lord.

I haven't been here in ages. I come to check in and see how those of you I don't see much anymore are doing, and this is what is going on?

I find it really sad that they are apparently that threatened - mind boggling really. The ironic thing is that LeSoft isn't trying to be the anti-Hype! or even a site for Hype! bashing. When people make threads about it, they simply get merged into one thead to prevent it from taking over the site. It's a very different site. There are couple of threads about comic stuff, but overwhelmingly, it's not about that. And the attitude for dealing with posters is different. There are very limited restrictions on people. Sure, people could be 'punished' for talking about the Hype!, but that would just drive people away, and that's not the goal. The goal is to let people talk about what they want to talk about for the most part.

We fill a very different niche. I like that it's more adult oriented here, in terms of the discussion.

Furthermore, I would think they would rejoice that some of the people considered 'troublemakers' are leaving for somewhere else. It's what they've always told people to do if they didn't like it here.

Oh well. I suspect this will probably get edited or deleted - *sigh* - but hopefully not before some people get a chance to read it.


Anyway, just wanted to say 'hi'! Hope you all are doing well.

I think Tuk will be okay with me posting his and Jess's vision here:

We REALLY don't want this place to be Hype! junior. That's why the tossing of all Hype stuff into that thread. Like Kipobe said, I understand the need to blow off Hype steam, so that's cool. Jess and I just don't want that cancer spreading.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

DO NOT QUOTE DISSENTERS!!!

Hypecrime
Hypecrime

 

[Erzengel]

I love Daisy and Tukiluka. :heart:

 

[Fran]

C'mon, Immortalfire!!

PUT SOME FEELING INTO IT!!!

C-Spoon's pic made me horny for his lips and his anger and passion, yours is no good!!

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[Badger]

Scariest thing I've ever seen on the Hype.

 

[Abaddon]

Morg had too much phone sex and got hearing AIDS

lolipop

 

[Badger]

Tivo'd for posterity.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Re: I am saving up to go to Barranquilla Colombia

I am going to reunite with her and it's not wasted time.

This girl was clear (according to the details you posted) that she does not want you to call her. It is not up to you to "interpret" what you think she meant. Her message could not have been plainer. Conveniently, you left that part of the story out when you told us, with certainty, that she will be your girlfriend.

Based on the tone and details of your posts, I'm downright uncomfortable and scared for the girls you're approaching. This is coming from the perspective of a woman who's been married three years and had several boyfriends before that. It makes me sad that you don't recognize how frightening you come across to other people. You don't have to believe me. I doubt you will since, based on your obstinate replies, you appear set in your opinions. Hopefully, though, some of this will sink a little and you'll eventually be willing to re-examine what other posters have said. Posters have resorted to insulting you because it's the only thing to which you'll respond.

If we are going off how other come across on the SHH boards then Mister J comes off as the kind of person who is a real @sshole that loves to start crap and piss a person off.

I almost forgot to add to more bad news for you. Have a fun time being frusrated watching the Dolphins in another losing season this year.

You're like a child. This is precious.

If we are going off how other come across on the SHH boards then Mister J comes off as the kind of person who is a real @sshole that loves to start crap and piss a person off.

But I'm not a potential candidate for a restraining order ...or a strait jacket.

You must be 'hulking out'. You've gone from using '$' in typing ******* to just using the 'at sign'. That's six out of seven letters in a profanity unleashed upon my virgin eyes. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to respect Christian values and dial it back a notch.

He got you there Mister J.

I'm crushed. Let us never speak of this again.

I also forgot confident,

"won't take no for an answer"

tough,

"has built up an immunity to mace"

postive,

"delusional"

optimistic,

"out of touch with reality"

commited,

"in the clinical sense"

and religiously involved.

"cult"

Mister J you might as well start drinking now. You might become so depressed that you try to commit suicide and fail. If that happens you can add that to things you are bad at which includes actually thinking the Titans were going to be one of the worst teams in the 2006 NFL season, thinking they were going to lose to the Colts in the 2nd game, saying I am delusional and creepy which is not true,making wrong and false statments about me.

Remember way back when I asked you on this thread "can you pick up on informal/social cues". Well this is kind of the red flag here. You see people might not necessarily all be dishonest, but for the most part people try to say things in such a way as to remove themselves from guilt so as to let the other person down gently. These are informal/social cues. Things we do to implicitly say things we wish to explicitly say. When Jill tells you "don't call me again because I am moving, I'll call you" she really means "I don't like you, and I don't want you calling me ever again". The key part is "don't call me again because I am moving, I'll call you". The half-baked excuse is to let the other person down gently so as to not hurt their feelings and take some of the sting out of rejection.

I had a "socially inept" roommate(s). Well one was socially inept, one was just very low on self-esteem. One day this kid who was low on self esteem, we'll call him Dave, got a date. Dave's was suppose to pick up his date at 7pm, however she didn't show, didn't answer her phone, didn't call back...showing him up entirely. The next day we found out she lost her phone in the woods and spent all night trying to find it...yeah right . I told Dave straight what (I) actually thought had happened. My socially inept roommate (we'll call him Donny) bought the story wholesale. I ended up talking to her about it, and she somewhat admitted to lying. But the point is, this stuff happens, to all of us. To Dave it was a big deal, because he felt depressed about his chances to begin with.

However Dave response was to lock himself in his room and (literally) listen to Linkin Park. Your response downright scares me as a man. Everyone faces rejection, and even those who are successful face monumental failures. But being tired of losing doesn't make it okay for you to obsess over this Jill. You cannot make her love you. And you certainly cannot make her your girlfriend.

Most of us, in High School, went through a puppy love phase where we had huge crushes we couldn't get over...but unfortunately for you, by 21, most grow out of this.

If you really want to meet women I suggest two things. One, get help. You obviously have some huge issues with interacting with people. Two, find yourself some friends. I meet all kinds of girls when I am out with friends. Going to the movie alone and playing Double Dragon is an excellent way to put off that "I'm sketch" vibe that most women are scared of. Three, kill all the angst. "I am tired of losing". Well that's because you try to hard. People get girlfriends, largely, when they aren't trying at all. When you try too hard you become to self aware and lose a lot of self confidence. Women like guys who aren't looking, not ones who are.

I'm too drunk to read back a page or two......are there any cliff notes?

GR87 meet a girl at the theaters, named Jill. They talked a little while watching Hostel. GR87 would tell said girl when the scary parts were happening, so she could cover her eyes. They 'High 5'd' when the killer was killed. He asked her if she had a phone and if so if she'd take his number. She said just take mine. They had more chit-chat leaving the theater, and the girl told him to call her if he was going to catch a movie. GR87 called her, and she told him not to call here again cause she was moving. The girl however didn't leave a new number or anyway to contact her.

Now GR87 is convinced that this girl is going to be his new girlfriend and that they'll be reunited soon.

And, if you say otherwise he'll prove you wrong and that'll be one more thing you'll be wrong about. Further smashing all proof that he has no skills with the women.

Also Hal Jordan owns all and 'Witting' is an actual word.

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Oh. My. God.

This IS "I Met A Very Attractive Waitress," PART DEUX.

You forgot that his name is Jason Michael Case.

jag

So I ended up telling a waitress of how I met Jill at the movie. When I told her about opening the dorfor her it was nice because some guys don't usually do that for women, she also added adorable. I told about the officially amount of time since I last talked, and told why exactly I believe I would reunite which was mainly faith, going to church, and that good people are rewarded which she agreed. She said that I care a lot about her which is true. The woman who I told this was very understanding.

DO NOT ASK ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT A TIP FROM YOU!!
DO NOT ASK ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT A TIP FROM YOU!!
DO NOT ASK ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT A TIP FROM YOU!!
DO NOT ASK ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT A TIP FROM YOU!!
DO NOT ASK ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT A TIP FROM YOU!!
DO NOT ASK ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT A TIP FROM YOU!!
DO NOT ASK ADVICE FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT A TIP FROM YOU!!

The End.

Because I have actually been with her and you haven't.

It's not a crazy story ,and secondly I am pretty sure she was being sincere when she said it was adorable. You seem to like try and take aways people happiness try in the real world but don't be suprised if a person hits for being a jerk.

I don't know how old this woman is.
No I am not making this up it actually happened.

'Been With' and 'Sat Next To', two completely different things. This may seem like symantics to you, but talking like this is just weird.

I know you are going to respond with, that you talk to this waitress all the time but that waitress isn't your friend and is going to placate you or just try and be nice to you.

If you told that story to anyone you barely know, they'd probably tell you the same thing.

Honestly, between this and talking to a waitress, not sure if it's the same one about Colombia and her telling you it's a great idea, I'm really curious why you ask these people you barely know about events in your life.

And before you respond again with, they know me, no they don't. Your family and friends know you. The women who cut my hair, know my name and certain tidbits about my life but they know very little else.

There is one major problem with your post; it make entirely too much sense and may as well being Spanish. At least then he'd get to work on his multi-prong plan for Barranquilla 'Shock and Awe'.

Maybe next time I should post pictures of Hal Jordan to make it look like he is giving the advice.

(Read in overly heroic voice)
Remember, Ghostrider87 of sector 2814, do not go to strangers and waitresses for advice. They only will placate you instead of giving you advice worthy of a potential Green Lantern, like yourself. Take it from me, the way you're going about meeting girls is wrong, and worthy of the devilish Sinestro. Do it the Green Lantern Corp way, eat right, stay in school, brush your teeth, and always remember when a girl doesn't want you to call her she'll say it in a nice way so as to spare your feelings. Stop chasing Jill, she is made from the yellow impurity known as Parralax. And go to a psychologist, only they can give you the power ring you need to succeed -- in life.


Yours truly;
Hal Jordan.

 

[Mister J]

That's an excellent recap on the most recent developments, SB. :gl:

 

[Immortalfire]

Obviously the Cubs are going all the way now, having swept Houston...a divisional opponent!

And, yes I'm to bored for my own good.

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