Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[Immortalfire]

So, what, did he want to make salsa out of them or something?

*wipes spit off monitor* t:

 

[Fran]

 

[DOG LIPS]

Get her some Haagen-daaz after she gets me a sandwich? I'm having sex with a woman? I have dreamt of that many times actually...

Anyway, I prefer sausage before, during and after sex.

 

[Immortalfire]

So I asked Brandy who I have known for 2 years 2 questions I really wanted to ask her. I got the exact answers of what I thought she would say. The first was what does she think of me? She said she thinks I am a nice guy the other does she think highly of me and she said yes. She asked me the same question and I said yes.

Okay great, so when are you going to ask her out?

I am not going to ask her out.

Why not? You seem to indicate you're interested in this girl, no?

Because she got back with her fiance.

is Brandy some girl who works somewhere that you just frequent? Like a store, supermarket or restaurant?

She's a waitress at Hooters.

I smell Return of the Jedi.

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[Immortalfire]

In other news

So I was planning on giving this woman for Valentimes Day a rose and a card but turns out she doesn't like gifts. That saves me the trouble of giving her on and not wanting it. I wonder if she is annoyed when she gets all those gifts on her bday and Christmas.
There is another woman that sits close by her. She's in my report writing class and she sits by the same woman. I plan on giving her a rose and card.

Go for it. And don't forget to include a small heartshaped box of chocolates

Chocolates are over-rated, body oils is where it's at.

Seriously GR87, this is great advice. Throw in a set of silk pajamas and I think you'd be set.

And a Barry White CD.

or Marvin Gaye...or better yet...BOTH! t:

Bring her a Coldplay CD. After listening to the lyrics she will break down in tears, then you can comfort her.

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[Da Docta]

Last time I was in Chicago a beautiful woman accidently bumped her bag into my stomach.

Random Facts... thread.

 

[Noir]

Random Facts... thread.

I think it was more like her throwing her bag into him to get him off it.

 

[Ghostrider87]

I think it was more like her throwing her bag into him to get him off it.

She was going in the opposite direction and I was never on it. She said she was sorry. You have the story completly wrong.

 

[Noir]

Someones sounds alittle frantic.

 

[Ghostrider87]

At the hockey game the other night, this beautiful girl a few rows in front of me looked in my general direction at one point. :heart:

I would say shocked and amazed sums it up.

 

[Darthphere]

I would say shocked and amazed sums it up.

See, it really doesn't work when they're mocking you.

 

[Immortalfire]

Does it count that if I consider myself sexually attractive?

No, but it does open up a discussion about latent homosexuality.

jag

Are you so in love with Fair Tax that you now find yourself attractive just because you support Fair Tax? t:

Are you suggesting that he is "Gay For Fair Tax"?

jag

Yes. Yes, I am.

Mike Huckabee is going to be very conflicted over this.

jag

Yes, I am quite Gay for the Fairtax. I would make love to it nightly. It would be beautiful.... I would cry.

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[jaguarr]

You left out the Mike Huckabee comment, 'Fire. It was golden and capped off the discussion in a most excellent fashion. Fix it!

jag

 

[Themanofbat]

Well, I'm halfway through Buffy VI and Angel III...

Buffy is coming up short when compared to Season V, but Angel is far more superior (of the two) at this time.

The mere mention of Angel makes me want to watch the series again.

Pffffft. It's all about Lost guys. I've already bought a new bottle of lube for thursday

I watch that, too. Hopefully this season will be consistently good instead of sucking for about half its duration like last season.

Pfffft. Season 3 only had a few weak episodes in my view, not half of it.

I heard the guy Alpert (the kind of hispanic looking Other) won't be coming back. Sucks, cuz we'll never know why he wont age

That really does suck. I was looking forward learning more about him. But I figure there's other characters on the island that have been around forever too.

Lost is like a bright shimmering slightly mucusy baby Jesus in the wasteland that currently is my life. Without it's gloriousness I would probably kill myself, but that's a gay existential problem.

Your philosophical babble has no place here. Just say "Lost roolz" and move on.

It's funny that you say that and end it with the BJ Smilie...

Funny? I thought it was pretty obvious that I was passive-aggressively propositioning Watchman.

Don't wipe for a few days... he likes poop on his weiner.

We have more in common than I thought...

I'm pretty sure I've transmitted botulism with that thing - for the slow ones - that means my wiener is like a bulging can of green beans.

 

[Ghostrider87]

I call for more Ghostrider muscle pics.

From the photo album.

 

[Mee]

...This thread is for quotes of funny things.

 

[Drakon]

...This thread is for quotes of funny things.

You don't see the irony?

 

[Immortalfire]

talk to a girl that works at borders, i actually WENT UP to her while she was reafing a book (off hours i guess). introduced myself, she knows me from when i get coffee, i happen to get her name last time, and we talked for maybe close to an hour, then she got up and said it was close to 9 and wanted to head home and get somethin to eat. i got up with her and walked her out to her car almost, then went my way. thing is, she was kinda stiff the whole time. she didnt mention a BF, which was good, but when she was sitting in the chair, she wasnt faceing me, she was faceing kinda to the side the oppisite way. we only talked about little stupid things, jobs, movies, etc. but nothing big. to tell you the truth, she didnt seem interested. this was a first for me, cuz every girl i ever talk to seems like they would be interested (IF they didnt already have a BF) but this girl did not. im not bad looking i dont think, so i can see why girls would show interest, but this one didnt even mention a BF and still seemed a little stand offish. i wasnt bein a creepy or anything, i was just bein normal nice guy. however, now that i think about it, she might, MIGHT have been lesbian. im not sure at all, but now that i think about it she kinda had that way about her, i dont know if its true but i told someone i know a similiar thing and they said she could have possibly been gay, and i thought about it and i can kinda see it now, maybe? i dunno, but hell i gave it the best try i could. im certainly proud of myself. guys out there, dont be afraid! if you see a chance, take it! i did, and if this girl wasnt so weird (or possibly gay) i would habve probably had her. she didnt tell me she was, but thats what i got from it.

Yeah, her body language suggested she just wasn't in to you. She doesn't have to have a boyfriend or be gay to not be in to you.

Men don't have body language to show that we're into a woman do we?

Yes. It's called an erection.

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[Fran]

Tribute.



Long time ago me and my brother Fran here,
We was lurkin down... a long and lonesome forum
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny mod... in the middle... of the board.

And HE SAID!

"Maaake the best thread... in the world, or I'll ban your soul."

Well me and Fran, we looked at each other...
and we each SAID... "Okay."

And we posted the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to beeeee,
The best thread in the world, it was the best thread in the world.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
1 and 1 makes 2, and I've got 2 E's!
It was DESTINY.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the Randor runs and Morg don't know
And the Falcor blow-ohs...

Needless to say, the mod was stunned.
Click-CLACK with his little keyboard
And the noob was done.

He asked us: "...Be you hackers?"
And we said, "Nay! We are but nerds."
POST!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not the greatest thread in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember... the greatest thread in the world, no, NO!
This is a tribute, oh, to the greatest thread in the world,
All right!
It was the greatest thread in the world,
All right!

It was the best muthasmurfin thread the greatest thread in the world!
ALL RIGHT!


And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread we made on that fateful night, it didn't actually seem
anything like this THREAD!

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, smurf! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't close it.

All right!

All right!

Amazing.

 

[Mee]

Just cause you're in it.

 

[Fran]

I was laughing out loud at the middle parts.

 

[Mee]

My personal favorite part is


"1 and 1 makes 2 and I've got 2 E's
It was DESTINY!"

 

[PWN3R]

POST!

^ Best part.

 

[Fran]

Live

 

[Mee]

I can't believe they merged it into the Lounge.



Ultimate insult.