Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[Erzengel]

Why don't you do an article Mee?

Why do SHH Posters hate the Lounge?

 

[Mee]

Because it sucks.



The End.

 

[Erzengel]

Could you elaborate?

 

[jaguarr]

I can't believe they merged it into the Lounge.



Ultimate insult.

Talk about getting owned.

jag

 

[Mee]

Maybe I will do one.


Though with BRUTAL being dead, it's back to the one man show.

 

[Mee]

Talk about getting owned.

jag

Now it only lives in our hearts, like the Hooters Pimp thread, but without the creepy.

 

[knowsbleed]

BRUTAL died? He's not like TEDDY?

 

[jaguarr]

BRUTAL died? He's not like TEDDY?

Take it to the lounge!

What happened to BRUTAL, anyway?

jag

 

[Erzengel]

He went on a hero's quest.

 

[knowsbleed]

Take it to the lounge!

jag

creat a jag lounge...we can talk there.

He went on a hero's quest.

ahh...I see. He is my hero. I hope he doesn't taser me.

 

[jaguarr]

Did he win?

jag

 

[knowsbleed]

Now THIS is Tivo worthy:

ugh... has anyone ever had a pimple right next to their lip?

I'm a girl, I've had pimples just about all over my face as a teen. The all time worst place though is in your ears. That truely sicks.

WOW I feel lucky I almost never got / get pimples.

i only get them since I sweat on the face too much...

I've had a few on my ears before...

 

[Darthphere]

Asshat was named after me, true story. They're my fanclub.

Not so much. But you keep telling yourself that.

Leaguer sent me pictures of the shrine you've built, and asked me if it was big enough. I got a restraining order

That's ridiculous. Both Leaguer and I are way too lazy to build a shrine to anything.

Actually, we were named after Ass-Ass, and it's an interesting story.

One day, Assassin was stuffing things up his ass. I know this is an everyday thing for Assassin, but I say, "one day" because on this particular day, Corp, 'phere, Trop, yenaled and I were watching. Not in a weird, "this is hot" way, but in a "flipping through the channels and get to the Special Olympics and for some reason you can't bring yourself to change the channel" way. In this story, the Special Olympics are aired on television. Anyway, we're sitting there watching Assassin just shovel things in and we notice a hat is coming up in the stack of ass-items.

For some reason, despite the fact that we've been watching Assassin shove things into his anus for hours, the idea that he would put a hat in his ass was absurd to us. I said, "there's no way he'll do it." 'phere said, "He totally will." Corp said, "I actually think he's kind of looking forward to it." Yenaled said, "Yeah, louk at the way he's eyeing it." Brits spell things with U's. The television to which Trop was broadcasting from his tiny tropical island via satellite said something in Spanish, but we all took it to mean that he didn't think he would do it, either.

So Corp and I took a bet: if Assassin stuffed the hat up his ass, Corp won and he would get Trop's tropical island, and if he didn't do it, I'd win and I'd get Briton. You may think I had the better prospect, but you have to remember: a country's worth is measured by resident ASSHAT members, meaning they were of equal value.

And, as we all know, Assassin stuffed the hat up his ass and Corp got Trop's island. But the important part came after: we spent at least four days laughing at the site of Assassin putting a hat in his ass. As we finally came down from our asshat high, Corp mentioned how great it would be to name ourselves after the funniest thing we had ever seen. Yenaled mentioned the acronym rule, so Corp came up with one and ASSHAT was born.

This also explains why Corp thinks he's so high up in the ranks: apparently, naming the group is untouchable in Corp's mind.

 

[Drakon]

The Asshat Story

<3=D

 

[Darthphere]

<3=D

Too bad for you Drakon, one of your pals deleted the thread with even more nuggets of awesomeness.

 

[hippy fascist]

It was morg

 

[hippy fascist]

He also says he's decided we don't deserve the privelidge of having another thread, hence why the second one was locked

 

[Drakon]

Too bad for you Drakon, one of your pals deleted the thread with even more nuggets of awesomeness.

It happens. Ah well, I can still read it

 

[Darthphere]

It happens. Ah well, I can still read it

Bastard, you need to Tivo that whole thread. Or send me a transcript.

 

[Mee]

Was...was it the Darth and Leaguer thread?



It's...gone?

 

[Darthphere]

Yes Mee, I'm sorry, but Morg destroyed it. I hope we make it through this.

Also, this is not a chat thread.

 

[Fran]

In the thread "Bizarre Nickelodeon toys"

The Spongebob rectal thermometer

Who's lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
SpongeBob Square Pants!
Who goes where you poop, but not where you pee?!
SpongeBob Square Pants!

I apologize in advance.

Incredible.

 

[jaguarr]

LOL! Mee outdid himself with that poem.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yes Mee, I'm sorry, but Morg destroyed it. I hope we make it through this.

Also, this is not a chat thread.

Man, I loved that thread

 

[jaguarr]

One small thing makes a big difference

That's just your girlfriend's way of placating you

It's a BIG thing in my family.

Placation?

jag