Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[Mister J]

On behalf of all other Cowboys fans, I officially denounce Fat Tonile. He's now a fan of the Miami Dolphins.

Some would call that violation of his eighth amendment rights.

I'll get the two of you for this.

 

[Immortalfire]

You ought to rip apart our whole arguments.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

...

where did that spinebinding convo come from?

 

[jaguarr]

I'll get the two of you for this.

Hey, I tried to get Tonie traded to the Rams.

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

where did that spinebinding convo come from?

I really don't know

 

[Mee]

Oh, Mee...

jag

Phins phan?

 

[Immortalfire]

Phins phan?

No, Jag likes the Raiders.

 

[jaguarr]

Phins phan?

Not in the least. I was lamenting your poor choice of NFL teams to support.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

No, Jag likes the Raiders.

Yup. Raiders are my perennial team even though they're doomed to suck until Al Davis dies. Lately I've been rooting for the Jags, though, as I've become a big Del Rio fan. :fanboy:

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

Lately I've been rooting for the Jags, though,
jag

Appropriate.

 

[Mee]

Not in the least. I was lamenting your poor choice of NFL teams to support.

jag

Haha, from a Raiders fan.

 

[jaguarr]

Haha, from a Raiders fan.

They were an awesome team. A long time ago. :I'm old:

jag

 

[Mee]

And now they have a 300 pound QB.




But this is not a chat thread.

 

[Immortalfire]

Remembering E. Bison....


In regard to Lindsay Lohan...

I swear that girl is such an ass that if she gave you head it would be considered anal.

On global warming...

Global warming is a myth like bigfoot, female orgasms, and eskimos!!

To a Hypester without a best friend...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! WHAT A LONELY LOSER!!

On how the Hype is missing something...

This is what the Hype needs more of:
More Chuck Norris
More Hilary Duff
More Emos to make fun of
More emos trying to get hooked up with girls....TO MAKE FUN OF!!
More Shadaloo
Last but not least more...ME....BISON!!

On reading other guys' fantasies on the Hype...

Well atleast they don't reveal to have a penis like this girl I went out with once.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Whatever happened to E.Bison?

 

[Immortalfire]

His profile page shows recent activity, but I haven't seen him in awhile.

 

[Drakon]

I miss him.

 

[Mee]

We all do.

 

[Immortalfire]

There was a boy in class named Terry Williams, big kid might be ******ed. One day at lunch he walks up to Sandy and says ''Do you know how to scare a bee?'' she says ''No...how?'' Terry then pinches both her nipples and says ''BOO-BEE'S''. Funny right? Well not really, Terry was suspended for 3 weeks and Sandy's family sued for 3 million. All I know now is Terry is on some sexual predator list. This is not the worst part. The next day our teacher makes us make Valentine's day cards for everyone in the class.

Ok all together now......''WHAT THE ****''

What now, am I supposed to give Sandy some bull**** pikachu card? Yeah right I do that and CSI:SUV are taking my ass to jail for sexual harassment. But wait that is not all, I'm supposed to give boys Valentines Day cards too. Great not only will I be a sexual predator but I'm gay too!

I don't know who this fruit-loop st valentine guy is but HE IS ****ED!

So, Terry Williams is Erz's real name.

Please. I haven't done that in days.

...

 

[Darthphere]

Terry Williams is a ****ing legend.

 

[Immortalfire]

The legendary blind_fury...

I'm looking for obvious signs that a girl I'm dating is ready to bump uglies. What should I look for?

Someone who doesn't use the term - "bump uglies".

look for the 'off' button on your computer (for starters).

Maybe I should talk in video game code.

If a girl twitches her left eye twice, then it's okay to french kiss her.

If she scratches her back, then touches her hand, it's under the shirt.

If starts to whistle, it's under the skirt.

If she starts jiggling her left leg, then that's the opening for sex.

Write these down.

So Erz is basically saying, if she starts to have a seizure, have sex with her.

Try to put your penis in her vagina, if she resists it means she wants to do it with you real bad.

 

[Immortalfire]

I took her out a couple of times back in August. Then she stopped calling. Then just this week she calls me out of the blue after 2 months. I'm not sure how hard to push for sex. I don't want to push too hard for sex but at the same time I don't want her to get the idea I'm a pushover who will wait 20 dates to get some action.

Have you had sex before?

yes. but mostly with "professionals".

So then you've had sex with non-professionals why do you need advice then?

Those girls were aggressive. I've never had sex with a girl who wasn't easy. Go figure.

Pay her to have sex with you.
She can refuse you, but she won't resist money.

That's a last resort. Like if she refuses to talk to me I will just leave a message on her cell offering her $3,000 cash to sleep with me. She'd be dumb not to take that. Who else makes $3,000 for laying on their back for 3 minutes?

3 minutes? I think we've found the problem....

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[Darthphere]

Did Erz ask the 3 legendary questions in that thread?

 

[Erzengel]

I'm so good.

 

[knowsbleed]

Isn't that cross forum contamination? bad form.