Tom Cruise is GANGSTA!!!

[Mentok]

This is it, the Seventh Sign. Everyone brace for the impact of the rapture...

For the first time ever... I agree with you It was a nice world we had there... Damn you Tom Cruise.

 

[CapBeerCino]

He's always trying to steal Batman's thunder...

First he marries Chase Merridian, then he marries Rachel Dawes and knocks her up... Batman can't catch any break with Mr. Cruise. He is Bats ultimate villain.

Maybe he will be cast as the Joker

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Maybe he will be cast as the Joker

He already has the laugh down...

 

[Batman]

Maybe he will be cast as the Joker

Batman 2: Gigli Reloaded.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

For the first time ever... I agree with you It was a nice world we had there... Damn you Tom Cruise.

I'm not worried, I gave Jesus $20, just to make sure that I'm on the GOOD side of the rapture. So long, suckers!

 

[kainedamo]

What do you have to go on that Katie Holmes was "brainwashed" into scientology? And you're wrong about Tom eating the placenta. Stop reading the celebrity tabloids, you might save some IQ points.

Yeah. He's always nice to the fans and the media and stuff, unless they tick him off...

The way he reacted to that was perfectly reasonable. Heck, restrained even. John Prescott, a member of Parliment got into a fist fight when a crowd member threw an egg at him.

He is a little nutty, but at least the guy gives his honest opinion, which is alot more than can be said for most celebrities.

 

[Bad Superman]

Check him out on 106 and Park. He looks like an oreo filling right there, as he "Leans with, and Rocks with it"...

Behold the effects of eating raw placenta. . . .

 

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah. He's always nice to the fans and the media and stuff, unless they tick him off...

I thought he handled that very calmly...

 

[Mister Sinister]

Behold the effects of eating raw placenta. . . .

HE DIDN'T EAT THE PLACENTA!!!!!!!

 

[TheSumOfGod]

What do you have to go on that Katie Holmes was "brainwashed" into scientology?

A woman, a "Scientology coach", was following her everywhere for a while at the beginning, she was even sitting right besides her during her interviews. On one occasion, an interviewer asked "So, how do you feel about Tom?", and she didn't know what to answer, so her Scientology coach told her "You ADORE him.", and Katie immediately replied "I ADORE him."

THAT'S brainwashing.

 

[Bad Superman]

HE DIDN'T EAT THE PLACENTA!!!!!!!

He drank it?

 

[Sabretooth]

I have yet to see MI:III. In fact I haven't seen the other ones either.

Spoiler

And Tom Cruise eats placenta! HAhaha!

 

[kainedamo]

A woman, a "Scientology coach", was following her everywhere for a while at the beginning, she was even sitting right besides her during her interviews. On one occasion, an interviewer asked "So, how do you feel about Tom?", and she didn't know what to answer, so her Scientology coach told her "You ADORE him.", and Katie immediately replied "I ADORE him."

THAT'S brainwashing.

You read that in a tabloid, didn't you??

 

[Equint77]

I hope someone spikes his sandwich with ritalin.

 

[jaydawg]

This is what happens when you become friends with Jamie Foxx and Jayda Pinkett Smith.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

You read that in a tabloid, didn't you??

The interview was taped for all to see. Unfortunately, I don't have a link handy...

 

[kainedamo]

TheSumOfGod, just so you know...

What you described isn't brainwashing.

Brainwashing would be locking someone in a room, and shouting and screaming at them your opinions, and repeating for a long time until the person shares your opinions. That's brainwashing.

What you described sounds more like a publicity manager or something like that.

 

[Spider-Nerd]

tom cruise is the ****ing man.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

tom cruise is ****ing a man.

Yes, we suspected as much...

 

[Mister Sinister]

tom cruise is the ****ing man.

You?

how would you know otherwise?

 

[Spider-Nerd]

Yes, we suspected as much...

I'm suing you for that.

 

[TheSumOfGod]

lmao

 

[TheSumOfGod]

TheSumOfGod, just so you know...

What you described isn't brainwashing.

Brainwashing would be locking someone in a room, and shouting and screaming at them your opinions, and repeating for a long time until the person shares your opinions. That's brainwashing.

What you described sounds more like a publicity manager or something like that.

"How do you feel about Tom?"

She didn't know what to say. I repeat, SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

"You ADORE him."

"I ADORE him."

Creepy.

 

[kainedamo]

It's not unheard of for a publicity person to tell a celebrity what to say.

But still. I'd like to see this clip, 'cause I'm not convinced.

AND EVEN STILL...

Who the hell gives a flying ****???

 

[sinewave]

i know white guys are supposed to be bad dancers and everything, but he's taking that stereotype to a whole other level.