Unfortunate names

[GuardianofOa]

My friend had worked with a girl who had named her daughter "Placenta". She was in jail at the time (go figures) and she thought it was one of the most beautiful names she had ever heard. the worst part is, I met this chick and her daughter and her daughter is a beautiful little girl. Shame really.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I'm sure there was a story a while ago over here where some guy had his name changed to Spectacular Spiderman Incredible Hulk or something. He had a load of superhero names as his name! Dick head.

 

[Majic Walrus]

At my daughter's day care there is a girl named Magical.

 

[Hotwire]

Have met the following
Pat Downs
Anita Gotobed
Aniken (it was his middle name, but that's what his parents called him)
and my personal favorite...
Liberty Ann Justice


Also, where I live in Marietta, GA, there is a bridge named after Richard Hunter. I wonder if he ever went by Dick?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I've just remembered a couple. I was on holiday years and years ago, I think I was about 12. And I got to know some kids in the hotel complex. There was this big fat black kid, he was a great kid, funny ****er. But I felt sorry for him...His name was Hugo! HAHAHA Hugo!?!?! That is a very unfortunate name. And there was another kid there who we used to hang around with, another American fella, his name was...Conrad!! HAHAHAHA Conrad!?! What a frickin ridiculous name.

 

[Logan's Lady]

I think a lot of Irish names are unfortunate and ridicious.

Ólchobhar
Róisín
Saoirse
Muircheartach
Laoidheach
Úna
Lasairfhiona
Toirdhealbhach
Tadhg

Man... how do you even pronounce those names?

Besides that, how about the guy who changed his last name to be Lizardlover. He loves iguanas and his drivers licence is actually Henry Lizadlover

And no one has yet mentioned Dick Butkus... poor butkiss
I laugh everytime I think about it

 

[Hotwire]

Also met a woman who named her twins Brianna and Aubrianna. The funny part was she was pissed at the hospital for mixing up their birth certificates. Can't imagine how that happened.

 

[terry78]

I've just remembered a couple. I was on holiday years and years ago, I think I was about 12. And I got to know some kids in the hotel complex. There was this big fat black kid, he was a great kid, funny ****er. But I felt sorry for him...His name was Hugo! HAHAHA Hugo!?!?! That is a very unfortunate name. And there was another kid there who we used to hang around with, another American fella, his name was...Conrad!! HAHAHAHA Conrad!?! What a frickin ridiculous name.

I hope that's what I'm thinking and not the other one.

 

[Immortalfire]

I saw triplets named Anna, Hanna and Savanna.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I hope that's what I'm thinking and not the other one.

What?!?! Of course not man. I ain't racist.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I heard about this political guy who's named after a Mortal Kombat character...

Everytime I see someone named Goro I immediately think of that four armed, half human dragon prince.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Everytime I see someone named Goro I immediately think of that four armed, half human dragon prince.

I once met a girl named Sonya Blade.

 

[Johann Krauss]

Peter Dick Johnson

 

[terry78]

What?!?! Of course not man. I ain't racist.

Haha, I know, I'm just yankin' ya chain.

 

[Hotwire]

Seymour-Johnson Air Force Base in Goldboro, NC

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I once met a girl named Sonya Blade.

What counts is that she look like Sonya Blade?

I half expect all these guys with the name of Goro to be 8 foot tall, four armed, half human dragon Outworld Princes. t:

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Haha, I know, I'm just yankin' ya chain.

LOLZ no worries then man! Just making sure

 

[oakzap425]

I work in a hospital... and there was a patient there who's first and last name were the same.

 

[Majic Walrus]

What counts is that she look like Sonya Blade?

I half expect all these guys with the name of Goro to be 8 foot tall, four armed, half human dragon Outworld Princes. t:

She looked like Sonya Blade, except for with black hair and an extra 250 pounds. Oh and she was only about 5'4".

 

[terry78]

I work in a hospital... and there was a patient there who's first and last name were the same.

Leonardo Leonardo?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

People screw up my name all the time cause I have two first names Arnold Alfred. Oh and I just loved when the Hey Arnold! cartoon came out. Granted I like the show but boy did the yelling of my name get old fast.

I also knew a girl in college who's name was Jenna Godown

When I worked at Blockbuster these two girls came up to me who's names were Dolloly and Kakelly. I didnt ask about their names but one of the girls took it upon herself to tell me that her mom suffered from a stutter and the doctors didn't seem to make that connection when she named the kids. They were supposed to be Dolly and Kelly

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Sorry, but thats hilarious.

 

[terry78]

People screw up my name all the time cause I have two first names Arnold Alfred. Oh and I just loved when the Hey Arnold! cartoon came out. Granted I like the show but boy did the yelling of my name get old fast.

I also knew a girl in college who's name was Jenna Godown

When I worked at Blockbuster these two girls came up to me who's names were Dolloly and Kakelly. I didnt ask about their names but one of the girls took it upon herself to tell me that her mom suffered from a stutter and the doctors didn't seem to make that connection when she named the kids. They were supposed to be Dolly and Kelly

Why didn't they just legally change it?

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Why didn't they just legally change it?

That is quite and expensive thing to do. Don't really know honestly. That was the only time I ever saw them at that store.

 

[Logan's Lady]

I forgot to say I worked with a girl who's name is Carrie Fuchs...
She always said it's prounounced fox.
Of course everyone thought her name was prounounced ****s.