Unfortunate names

[Hotwire]

How could we forget Stevie Nicks?

She made that name cool for girls.

What's even funiier is that she dated a guy named Lindsey Buckingham.

 

[Hotwire]

A boy in my daughter's class is named Aquavius.

But seriously, just watch Maury. Plenty of unfortunate names on there.

 

[Mutagen]

there's an actress names Michael something. She was in How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days and an episode of Law & Order: SVU

the lady who played Goldie in Sin City. Her name is James King but she goes by Jamie now

Go thing to know about that movie, when I watch it with my friends, we love that movie, and they're gonna flip when I tell them

What's even funiier is that she dated a guy named Lindsey Buckingham.

That's not as cool, but ironic.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Cletus or Jed. Seriously, you're just asking for your kids to be hicks if you name them that.

 

[kane9321]

I have a friend named "jason todd"..ahem

 

[ComicChick]

At school there is this one girl names Yes. (Ïjes, I, Jes as in Jessica.)

Poor girl.

Funny how some teachers always just say Yes and everyone goes "No!"

there was a dude named Yes on Road Rules a couple years back

 

[Matt.S99]

Cletus or Jed. Seriously, you're just asking for your kids to be hicks if you name them that.

I knew an asian guy named Jed once. He was extreamly weird.I knew him in grade 7 and 8. We were kind of friends. He just wanted attention so he had this weird ''loner'' act. Oh and he also wanted to ''rule the world.'' And at recess he used to run like he thought he was a super saiyan LMAO. Now my friends tell me he dresses ''gangster.''

Oh, and my cousins old best friend was named Shane Macadangdang.(A girl) and her brother was Bud Macadangdang.

 

[Manic]

Shane Macadangdang

That sounds like the name of a cartoon character.

"Coming up, Spongebob Squarepants, followed by Shane Macadangdang."

 

[Chris Wallace]

I've encountered some people whose parents needed their @$$es whupped:
Peter Paninski. Yeah, your last name begins with Pan & you name your son Peter. You're begging people to make fun of him.
Jack Frost. Ditto.
A little girl named Zestiny. Way to go. You've narrowed her career choices to singer, actress, & if she can't do either of those, stripper.
Some people say I messed up my son's name, with his mom having her heart set on Brandon & me insisting on passing on my middle name, Michael. That made his initials BMW. In an attempt to offset this, we gave him the additional middle name Alexander. But my mom said that BMAW would translate into "Bee-maw", which still sounds like "beamer". I thought that was kinda reaching, myself.

 

[Mutagen]

Bee-maw? Yeah, I don't find anything wrong with the initials BMAW. Your right, it would seem like a stretch.

 

[Chris Wallace]

Only problem is, nobody wants to put "Alexander" on any of his paperwork, for school, etc. So it still comes out BMW.

 

[mrvlknight21]

Devilisious

As in "devil-ish-us"

Yes, Im serious.

 

[Chris Wallace]

Another parent in need of an ass-whuppin'.

 

[primemover]

At school there is this one girl names Yes. (Ïjes, I, Jes as in Jessica.)

Poor girl.

Funny how some teachers always just say Yes and everyone goes "No!"

Reminds me of this guy I had in a middle school class, his name was Michael Darling, but I didn't know his last name at the time, I just remember how intimate the teacher was with him calling him 'darling' all the time, 'Michael darling, please come write the answer on the board', etc.

 

[RootBeerMaster]

I didn't read all the post so this might have been mentioned.

has far has I am concerd Gwyneth Paltrow wins, Since she named her Daughter Apple. I mean can you see going to school and introduceing yourself to the Classes, Hello My name is Apple Martin.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

There is celebrity babies with worse names than that. But Apple is definitely up there.

 

[Mutagen]

Nick Cage named his kid Kal-El, Superman's real name.

I'd be happy with it at first, but than I would grow to hate it. What say you Hypers?

 

[Cunning Stunts]

"Tom Cruise."

 

[Logan's Lady]

"Tom Cruise."

Well, his real name is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

I think Tom Cruise is better than his full name which also sucks

 

[Majic Walrus]

Nick Cage named his kid Kal-El, Superman's real name.

I'd be happy with it at first, but than I would grow to hate it. What say you Hypers?

I knew a kid named Bruce Wayne Mayweather (for different reasons than the association of Batman.

Altogether I wouldn't be that resentful. My parents named me after a science fiction figure. Not outlandish as kal-El though.

 

[primemover]

Nick Cage named his kid Kal-El, Superman's real name.

I'd be happy with it at first, but than I would grow to hate it. What say you Hypers?

I find it funny you needed to point out 'Kal-El' is Superman's real name, especially on this board

 

[ttotheusher]

On a radio show I listen too, a guy sent in that he used to work with a man called "Randy BumGardner", which I think is pretty epic if real.

 

[Mutagen]

I find it funny you needed to point out 'Kal-El' is Superman's real name, especially on this board

You'd think it'd be pointless wouldn't you? Keep in mind not everyone is a knowledgeable as you or I on Jor-El's son.

 

[RootBeerMaster]

well, Bruce Wayne really isn't all that werid, a friend of mine knew a guy named Clark Kent. But um 'Kal-El' is by far the weirdest I have ever heard off. wow, maybe Kal-el will make Apple feel better about her name. lol.

 

[Chris Wallace]

A name like "Kal-El" is likely to get you beat down in the schoolyard. Although I did know a guy named Jor-El, years ago.