Well I just got suspended from High School...

[knowsbleed]

"How about you stop squakin?"

Is this street talk for "Please don't touch me where I don't want to be touched... again"?

 

[Alex The Great]

Hahaha, knows

Who the hell says squakin?! You in the south?

 

[terry78]

Haha, I gotta stop reading this **** at work. I keep busting out laughing.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

...for defending my self?

On Friday i was in the weight room working out, and this guy starts to make fun of me because of my lack of strength and stuff, so I ignore the guy and go to a different room.

I come back at the end of class to gather my stuff, and he starts to make fun of me again for another minute. Being the guy i am, I tell the guy "How about you stop squakin?" he then starts to throw punches at me until the teacher comes in and stops it.

I didn't even touch the guy, or start or anything, i just told him to stop in a sense?

I go to the office, and the principal tells me I am suspended for getting involved with a fight.

This is bull crap

Maybe Wendy's will give you a few extra hours.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Hahaha, knows

Who the hell says squakin?! You in the south?

I'm from Georgia, I've never heard of "squakin" it ain't in the redneck dictionary.

 

[Immortalfire]

I too have never heard of "squakin"

I can't even watch movies considering my Xbox is sent in for repairs

Red Ring of Death?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

CASH, why did you forget to throw on your "come at me bro" face? :/

 

[Raiden]

Next time, just defend yourself by landing a good one on that guy's ugly face. You'll get suspended anyway, but at least he will leave you alone in the future.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Being the guy i am, I tell the guy "How about you stop squakin?"

...and you're surprised he tried to punch you?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

How about you quit squakin', Sarge?

 

[Johnny Drama]

...and you're surprised he tried to punch you?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

How about you quit squakin', Sarge?

*Throws a punch*

 

[Drizzle]

Being the guy i am, I tell the guy "How about you stop squakin?" he then starts to throw punches at me until the teacher comes in and stops it.

Epic insult, brah.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

sweet punch-evading skills, bro

 

[Troy_Parker]

Yeah.

High school is ****** up.

 

[knowsbleed]

You talkin' ta me? I'm squakin' hea! I'm squakin' hea!

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I got susended a few times back in my day. All for fighting but the one I was mad about is when I got suspended for WATCHING a fight!! I was at the front watching and a teacher singled me out and told the principle I was preventing them from stopping the fight and I got suspended. I just wanted to punch someone in the face so I knew I was getting suspended for a reason!

 

[Immortalfire]

How about you quit squakin', Sarge?

*Throws a punch*

Aesop is now suspended from the Hype.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

What!? NO!!

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Maybe you should start trying to lift some weights then and stop being so scrawny.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Maybe you should start trying to lift some weights then and stop being so scrawny.

In all seriousness, hyper-macho ******** like that is what creates the losers who make fun of people while they're lifting weights.

 

[C. Lee]

I'm from Georgia, I've never heard of "squakin" it ain't in the redneck dictionary.

I too have never heard of "squakin"

What he means is SQUAWKING...he just didn't spell it right.

squawk   /skwɔk/ Show Spelled
[skwawk] Show IPA

–verb (used without object)
1. to utter a loud, harsh cry, as a duck or other fowl when frightened.
2. Informal . to complain loudly and vehemently.
–verb (used with object)
3. to utter or give forth with a squawk.
–noun
4. a loud, harsh cry or sound.
5. Informal . a loud, vehement complaint.

 

[Drizzle]

In all seriousness, hyper-macho ******** like that is what creates the losers who make fun of people while they're lifting weights.

So if that happens, just throw the weights at the macho a-holes. Make sure to aim for the head. Actually, Cash, that would've been a more badass way to get suspended.

 

[Erzengel]

CashforStash needs a little help from Charles Atlas.

 

[E-Man]

You should've been singing "Lean on Me" so that your principal could sympathize with you.