What a waste of a hot babe!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Throw some acid in her face and then you won't have to worry about her being hit anymore and maybe she lower her standards.

Just when you thought you knew how scary JAL is, his plan to win Alba is revealed.

 

[Darthphere]

Just when you thought you knew how scary JAL is, his plan to win Alba is revealed.

Alba's already ugly.

 

[Darren Daring]

Just when you thought you knew how scary JAL is, his plan to win Alba is revealed.

That would be funnier if it didn't make incredble sense.

 

[jaguarr]

Time for a little life lesson from old Fett.

Overly religious girls (especially those that seem stupidly religious) who wear baggy clothing to hide their looks and seem timid etc.

Are freaks in bed.

All of that crap goes out the window once you lay the pipe right, she will do anything and I mean anything. So don't give up on her because you guys disagree on stupid crap. Be the sensible guy, because she is just looking for a reason to be a bad girl.

Take that to the bank my friend.

The freakiest, kinkiest girls I went out with in college were both preacher's daughters.

jag

 

[Kaleb]

Who was it that said mormon chicks taste like jesus?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That would be funnier if it didn't make incredble sense.

erm, my stomach kind of sank when I typed it, no laughter here.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Just when you thought you knew how scary JAL is, his plan to win Alba is revealed.

lmao. yikes

edit. Harvey Dent scored that total babe in Dark Victory once he became two face. may not work.

 

[Darren Daring]

erm, my stomach kind of sank when I typed it, no laughter here.

I know.

 

[Darthphere]

lmao. yikes

edit. Harvey Dent scored that total babe in Dark Victory once he became two face. may not work.

Dent>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JAL.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Dent>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JAL.

duh.

just exploring examples.

 

[Darthphere]

duh.

just exploring examples.

DOC.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I started DOC and Ballmer started squirting.

 

[KingOfDreams]

I guess Bill Hicks' comment about creationists looking really unevolved isn't true in every case.

 

[Spider-Fett]

The freakiest, kinkiest girls I went out with in college were both preacher's daughters.

jag

I worked at a gas station near an all girl catholic school.

Everyday after class there would be at least 5 of them gasing up there boyfriends car while sucking face. Half the time they weren't wearing any panties and were more then happy to show it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

DOC.

I'll kill you for this, Wilhelm.

 

[DV8]

this is easy . . . grow a beard, quote scripture and tell her that you're the jesus incarnate . . . learn some cheap parlor tricks and then she's like butta in your hands. . .

 

[Ronny Shade]

this is easy . . . grow a beard, quote scripture and tell her that you're the jesus incarnate . . . learn some cheap parlor tricks and then she's like butta in your hands. . .

That didn't work when you tried it on me

 

[Darthphere]

this is easy . . . grow a beard, quote scripture and tell her that you're the jesus incarnate . . . learn some cheap parlor tricks and then she's like butta in your hands. . .

Flawed logic, Jesus wouldnt be trying to sex up a girl.

 

[Darren Daring]

Jesus waits until the girl wants to sex up him.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Says who?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Just when you thought you knew how scary JAL is, his plan to win Alba is revealed.

No not really.

 

[jaguarr]

I can see the headlines on CNN.com right now:

Jessica Alba Scarred In Acid Attack By Frankenberry



jag

 

[Darthphere]

Jesus waits until the girl wants to sex up him.

Exactly.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No not really.

Ha, see, that deadpan denial makes it even more terrifying.

 

[Darren Daring]

I can almost see the sweat dripping down his pink, protruding brow