What hurts the most?

[SuperFerret]

She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.


jag

Party pooper alert!

From what I know, hermaphrodites are usually sterile, so even though they have both sets of genitalia, they also cannot experience both.

Also, I think childbirth is much more painful than a nutshot.

 

[Master Chief]

Giving birth prolly hurts the most... but I mean, vaginas are made for that kind of thing. Testicles aren't made to take impact.

 

[Abaddon]

childbirth is prolly like taking a nutshot from the inside and then passing a 7 pound kidney stone.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Testicles aren't made to take impact.

Good argument against intelligent design. Why wouldn't god give them bony armor, like a tortoise shell?

 

[Pyro Max]

http://www.kickedinthenuts.com/

 

[Spoarz™]

Getting smashed in the nuts by a football going at 70mph on a cold England morning.

 

[Uncanny Orb]

If you've ever got your forskin caught in your zipper, now thats agony.

 

[Abaddon]

Thank God for circumcision.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Lying on your back after having back surgery, getting up and walking after having back surgery and being washed after having back surgery.

Thats was all pretty damn painful to me.

 

[Abaddon]

What was wrong with your back?

 

[Super_Ludacris]

This thread hurts the most. Even thinking about getting kicked in the nuts makes me feel uncomfortable

 

[Darthphere]

Paper cuts.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Awwww ****

 

[Snipershot]

i for one think getting hit in the nuts hurts, alot!!!, but i have to say giving birth hurts a ton more

 

[Darthphere]

i for one think getting hit in the nuts hurts, alot!!!, but i have to say giving birth hurts a ton more

Not really, especially if the woman is drugged up. You cant get drugged up before taking a kick in the nuts since its always out of nowhere.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

i for one think getting hit in the nuts hurts, alot!!!, but i have to say giving birth hurts a ton more

So, I guess your real name is Herm Aphrodite?

And yes, I saw jag post the lyrics on page 1.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

What was wrong with your back?

Haven't talked to you in a while...

Um well I had (er kinda still do, it doesn't really go away lol) scoliosis. For some reason my parents never took me to to get a back brace, by the time they (my mom really) got around to it, I was 13 and it was too late for a back brace.

I'm pretty cool now though. I can breath better and people really can't tell anything is wrong when I have my clothes on. Got a long scar down my back.

 

[Abaddon]

Haven't talked to you in a while...

Um well I had (er kinda still do, it doesn't really go away lol) scoliosis. For some reason my parents never took me to to get a back brace, by the time they (my mom really) got around to it, I was 13 and it was too late for a back brace.

I'm pretty cool now though. I can breath better and people really can't tell anything is wrong when I have my clothes on. Got a long scar down my back.

I have the same thing.I'm a bit more iffy about the surgery though.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I have the same thing.I'm a bit more iffy about the surgery though.

Really?

 

[Calvin]

Good argument against intelligent design. Why wouldn't god give them bony armor, like a tortoise shell?

I've complained about that for a long time.

 

[Leto Atrides]

I should think a bad nut shot and childbirth are probably the same. But seeing as how childbirth lasts alot longer, I'd go with that.

 

[Abaddon]

Really?

Indeed.

I've complained about that for a long time.

But then getting teabagged wouldnt be as enjoyable.

 

[XwolverineX]

WHEN I GAVE BIRTH TO MY HESHE, THERE WAS NO NOTICEABLE PAIN.
HOWEVER, WHEN I HAVE GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS, IT IS NOTICEABLE.

 

[Calvin]

Indeed.





But then getting teabagged wouldnt be as enjoyable.

I'd be willing to give that up.

 

[Master Chief]

I wouldn't. Steel cup is the answer to soft scrotum. Secure steel cup. So no pinch happens upon pressure.