What I learned From Marvel:

[Varient]

1. That if you get a blood transfusion from a Relative,.... You gain a variation on their powers IF your relative has Powers.

2. That Being a Mutant regardless of your powers starts you out as tougher, stronger, more resistant to most things than baseline human.

3. That Being a Scientist, almost gives you a 75% chance in the Marvel Universe of mucking with yourself until you get Super Powers.

4. Death is only forever if you are a second string hero and below.

5. All New Superheroes and Supervillians PREFER to start out in New York City.

6. That their world is larger than ours - They have the room to hide countless races other than Mankind All over the place.

7. Technology only LOOSELY Holds to the known laws of Physics.

8. Referencing #7 - The General population has yet to make any connection between the advantages of advanced tech and demanding a piece of it and using it to make 616 a paradise - Obviously a 616 Racial trait.

9. There are no OLD superheroes,... but Plenty of OLD Villians and Stick in the mud adults who NEVER understand the motivations of Either.

10. That Marvel has created an out for themselves if they ever mess Universe 616 up too much,....


MEH.

 

[PhotoJones]

11. During the 90's, men sported widow's peaks, oversized guns and breasts.

 

[Darthphere]

Ok....

 

[Varient]

11. During the 90's, men sported widow's peaks, oversized guns and breasts.

heh.

12. And women had perkiness w/o structural support and tiny waists.
(Ah yes,... the fan-boy 90's!)

 

[PhotoJones]

13. Clone stories are always a good idea, no matter what the fans say.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

That my father is right about humanity as a whole.

 

[Killswitch]

That while Mr.Fantastic might have flying cars and teleportation machines, "joe average" will still use regular cars and technology.

 

[Sloth7d]

14.Ares watches the movie 300 entirely too much.

 

[shapeshifter]

15. in the 90's everyone had a six pack.

 

[Abaddon]

16. Always make sure to properly dispose of sentient, alien symbiotic costumes.

 

[gdatruth]

17. if you are super-powered hero and die...there is 50/50 chance you will be resurrected by hydra into a mean killing machine...only to eventually reform and continue with your life as if nothing ever happened.

 

[Zoken]

18: Unless you are a belligerent and/or annoying woman, you will have a perfect body that you do not need to maintain.

19ne man, and one man only can take clear pictures of Spider-Man, but no one suspects that that is Spider-Man

20: The REALLY good heroes are the ones no one knows about

21: A super hero who has affected the lives of every single being on the planet can be completely erased for years on end, and no one will notice.

 

[shapeshifter]

22. Breasts only come in C's and D's, yet no one seems to need to wear a bra... unless it looks sexy

 

[rigel7soldiers]

1. That if you get a blood transfusion from a Relative,.... You gain a variation on their powers IF your relative has Powers.

2. That Being a Mutant regardless of your powers starts you out as tougher, stronger, more resistant to most things than baseline human.

3. That Being a Scientist, almost gives you a 75% chance in the Marvel Universe of mucking with yourself until you get Super Powers.

4. Death is only forever if you are a second string hero and below.

5. All New Superheroes and Supervillians PREFER to start out in New York City.

6. That their world is larger than ours - They have the room to hide countless races other than Mankind All over the place.

7. Technology only LOOSELY Holds to the known laws of Physics.

8. Referencing #7 - The General population has yet to make any connection between the advantages of advanced tech and demanding a piece of it and using it to make 616 a paradise - Obviously a 616 Racial trait.

9. There are no OLD superheroes,... but Plenty of OLD Villians and Stick in the mud adults who NEVER understand the motivations of Either.

10. That Marvel has created an out for themselves if they ever mess Universe 616 up too much,....


MEH.

*AHEM* "What I Learned"tm Andrew Borntregger of badmovies.com

23. That it's possible to definately convict someone of a crime in a world full of shapeshifters and atomic supermen. Shadow of a doubt, indeed

24. Police are powerless to defeat any supervillain, or even regular criminal, without external aid

25. You have an alliterative name

26. Mutants who revel in their abilities rather than wallowing in self pity are bad

27. You don't have to ever be seen with somebody to be their bodyguard

 

[TwilightPro101]

That it only takes a new editor to screw up Spider-man.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

29. That all leaders are evil apparently, depending on your point of view and experiences with leadership that has hard decisions.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

That it only takes a new editor to screw up Spider-man.

oh god, what are they doing to him now?

 

[3dman27]

that if you have any power even basic karate the feds or shield will try to use you to do THEIR job as cheap labor

 

[PhotoJones]

31. Howard Mackie truely is the Anti-Christ.

 

[Spidey]

32. That, while Alex Maleev is one of the greatest comic book artists of this generation, his women look like heroin-addicted male Italian transvestites.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

that if you have any power even basic karate the feds or shield will try to use you to do THEIR job as cheap labor

Wrong.

 

[3dman27]

how so mistress?
in the mu or ultimate u you can have the skills of a ninja master and STILL look like the neighborhood weakling compared to the marvel super-heroes

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Under the SHRA act, it's only humans with abilities beyond humans based on a ratio of accomplishment. Since most martial artist types don't actually do anything superhuman (omit ones who use chi), they don't fall under the act. Or at least, they haven't been shown to yet.

 

[shapeshifter]

in the 90's yellow spandex managed to be cool.

 

[3dman27]

Under the SHRA act, it's only humans with abilities beyond humans based on a ratio of accomplishment. Since most martial artist types don't actually do anything superhuman (omit ones who use chi), they don't fall under the act. Or at least, they haven't been shown to yet.

thanks mistress i was wondering about that since it doesn't seem right to treat your average karate student like he was a mutant