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  1. PuMpKiN EsCoBaR

    PuMpKiN EsCoBaR L.A. Local 305

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    I"d be your best friend.

    What if money grew on trees?
     
  2. Alpha and Omega

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    We would spend leaves.


    What if you had to switch bodies w/ the person you disliked the most?
     
  3. Kritish

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    I'd probally go crazy.

    What if midgets rode unicycles to work ?
     
  4. PuMpKiN EsCoBaR

    PuMpKiN EsCoBaR L.A. Local 305

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    I would never stop laughing.

    What if people had super powers?
     
  5. Kritish

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    Then I would rule the world.

    What if you woke up one day and were a woman for some magical reason?
     
  6. Alpha and Omega

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    I would constantly gossip about other people.

    What would you do if you entered the contest for survivor, and you won? (the actual TV show, not the thread.)
     
  7. Batman

    Batman Dramatic Example

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    I'd use the money to gain popularity,score Katie Holmes,and then shoot the producers for ever putting me on that goddamned island.

    What if Batman was never created?
     
  8. Alpha and Omega

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    Jack Nicholson would have one less Oscar.

    What if meat sources were driven to the point of extinction?
     
  9. Matt

    Matt IKYN Guy Groupie

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    People would take protein pills, live off vegetables and be healthier.

    What if Russia never turned into the Soviet Union?
     
  10. Alpha and Omega

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    [​IMG]He would have been out of a job.

    What would you do if you were immortal?
     
  11. Kritish

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    You want genital Herpes ?
     
  12. Kritish

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    I'd basically live the same.

    What would you do if you woke the oppisite gender for some magical reason?
     
  13. Fledermaus

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    I'd stare at my **** in the mirror all day.

    What if Dimebag was still alive?
     
  14. Kritish

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    I'd be happy.

    What if Rosie O'Donell played Catwoman?
     
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    Then I would probably be more inclined to watch it.

    What if a Catwoman Vs. Elmo film was made?
     
  16. Kritish

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    Fanboys would be rooting for Elmo to win.

    What if a Hillary Clinton Vs. Godzilla film was made?
     
  17. Alpha and Omega

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    HC would forgive Godzilla for lying.


    What if a Howard Stern vs. John McCain movie was made?
     
  18. Batty for Bats!

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    No one would care.

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  19. Alpha and Omega

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    Your new name is John/Jane Doe.

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  20. CConn

    CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    Every folk singer in the world would drown in their bathtub.

    What if The Beatles had named themselves The Beetles instead?
     
  21. Fledermaus

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    After settling with Volkswagonfor the right to the name(product placement agreement)Beetlemania would sweep the nation with throngs of Beetlemaniacs rampaging through the streets. Scores of Beetles tribute bands would follow.Autographed Beetles Beetles would go for 6 figure prices on Ebay.

    What if reptiles would have evolved into the dominate species instead of mammals?
     
  22. Alpha and Omega

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    We would evolve into the fast food for the reptilian species.

    What if Law Enforcement simply gave up.
     
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    Finally a chance to try out my Batman costume.

    What if marijuana was legalized?
     
  24. Alpha and Omega

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    Bob Marley would have his revenge??:confused: People could channel him through the altered perception of mind, while under the influence.


    What if Pepsi and Coca-cola joined forces?
     
  25. Lemonhead

    Lemonhead Conscience is a Killer

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    They already have.

    What if the world were to end in five hours?
     

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