What SAVED BY THE BELL taught me!

The Bell also taught me it's cool to date cute homeless girls. After all, they know Santa.

But it's still NOT okay to invite their creepy dad over for Christmas and give him an old suit when your husband's away on business :huh: :cmad:
 
But it's still NOT okay to invite their creepy dad over for Christmas and give him an old suit when your husband's away on business :huh: :cmad:

...Even though the husband is a creep who practically made out with his son's middle school teacher and claimed to be single. :cmad:

His marriage must be his deepest regret, hence why he scolds Zack about marrying Kelly.
 
I love SBTB, but for some reason I've always been too cheap to buy the box sets at BestBuy (or wherever else I see them)...Maybe I just feel like they should be administered to people for FREE.

I don't think the box sets even have any special features or whatever. Just the episodes thrown in.
 
lol. Yeah. Thats why I haven't bought them. I will only buy SBTB dvd if they come with awesome special features like documentaries, commentary track, etc.
 
Or an easter egg of "A Night With Screech" or whatever that porn was. LOL.
 
That strange episode was on this morning where Zack and the gang leave behind a video tape for another class in the future to watch. Somehow on this tape all aspects of their lives were recorded so this new class can watch it. Quite magical.
 
Could anyone REALLY see themselves hanging out with Screech without wanting to kick his ass for saying, or doing, something stupid?
 
Or an easter egg of "A Night With Screech" or whatever that porn was. LOL.

The horror! :csad:

Somehow on this tape all aspects of their lives were recorded...

...including their dreams! :dry: I hate that episode so much! We all know SBTB was a stupid show but they took it too far with that episode.

Could anyone REALLY see themselves hanging out with Screech without wanting to kick his ass for saying, or doing, something stupid?

Nope. In real life, Screech would have no friends.

EDIT: Then again, Zack did trick him into doing all his homework. So, I guess Screech was good for something.
 
No other show has worse continuity than SBTB. Most of that is a result of merging Good Morning, Miss Bliss and SBTB. They should have just left it as it originally was...two different versions of the same show.

well they didn't really. You can pretty much ignore the Miss Bliss stuff. I mean things like the two proms, Kelly and Jessie's absence, Tori's disappearance, etc.
 
Yeah, much as I loved SBTB, the continuitity sucked on occasion. The episodes were never aired in order half the time, and things were just never explained.
 
I learned that Zack, Lisa, and Slater had never had a beer until they were seniors in high school. Finally when they did at a Toga party they Zack drove Lisa's car into a telephone pole and smashed it, but Slater fixed it in a matter of days. Amazing.
 
I learned that a jock can't handle dating a true-to-life princess, even though by doing so, not only would you have fame, power, and glory, but you would also be King when her old man croaked.

Unfortunately, his male egotisim will get in the way, and he'll dump her. After all, he wears the pants in the relationship and no woman is going to tell him otherwise.
 
I learned that Zack, Lisa, and Slater had never had a beer until they were seniors in high school. Finally when they did at a Toga party they Zack drove Lisa's car into a telephone pole and smashed it, but Slater fixed it in a matter of days. Amazing.

lol. This thread has got everyone watching SBTB every morning. :oldrazz:
 
I learned that an natives of the Hawaian Tropics can mistake their powerful and almighty God for some nerdy, shrill-voiced, 90 pound weakling named Screech.
 
I learned that you can link every school locker to open and close at the same time using a TNT detonator as a remote! :up:
 
Anyone remember Screech's mother?

Or Lisa's mom and dad?
 
Anyone remember Screech's mother?

Nope.

Or Lisa's mom and dad?

Yes, I do. Lisa's dad had a memorable episode in the one where Lisa spends too much money on cloths, so decides to SELL her old ones to pay the bill. The whole locker thing was just mentioned. lol.

And, Lisa's mom appeared a lot during the later episodes.
 
i forgot to mention, i learned that kids in high school have either the money and/or power to close up THE MAX so they can have their own private dinners with their significant other
 

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