what the b*t*hiest chick you ever had a date with?

[DOG LIPS]

I was really looking foward to seeing the movie "Nacho Libre", but then I found out it wasn't about tortilla chips covered with melted cheese

That sucks.



*Tears up tickets*

 

[DOG LIPS]

I hear Kane's movie is dribbled with a liberal layer of cheese. Of course the mere fact the women are more roughed up than the men turns me off completely. I'd rather watch the Turkish Star Wars than See No Evil for my dosage of pure cheese.

I didn't pay much attention to the movie, I was submersed in my nachos. But yeah, the women did get it pretty bad.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

GAH was talking about "chicks". You know, baby chickens.

But chicks aren't very good eating though. Have to wait until they're a little older ya know.

 

[JackBauer]

speaking of X-Men, what do you get when you paint the HFSC blue?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

For that period of time I spent with those nachos.... yes.

This is a portrait of the nachos I got when I went to see Slither.

Say, you know...that would make a cool customized checkbook.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I didn't pay much attention to the movie, I was submersed in my nachos. But yeah, the women did get it pretty bad.

Something tells me this must be the things that flash through Vince McMahon's subconscious, the brutalizing of women.

 

[Equint77]

I hate remembering them... so I choose not to answer.

 

[jaguarr]

Blasphemy!!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

speaking of X-Men, what do you get when you paint the HFSC blue?

I see it.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Cyclops dies.

*No he isn't dead* I am not listening...nahnah nahnah nah nah nah..whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! *cries*

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

*No he isn't dead* I am not listening...nahnah nahnah

Well, if Sinister's ever a villain, Cyclops can live forever.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I see it.

 

[jaguarr]

He looks like he fell asleep with a grape Jujubee in his mouth.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

He looks like he fell asleep with a grape Jujubee in his mouth.

jag

No Jujubee! Bad! Go lay down! *Swats with newspaper*

 

[jaguarr]

No Jujubee! Bad! Go lay down! *Swats with newspaper*

jag

 

[Whirlysplat]

A girl I lived with for a year at University, she was a real *****.

- Whirly

 

[DOG LIPS]

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm gonna put HFSC on a Mugato body or something.

 

[Duende Verde]

he has a body now, fear for your lives!!!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Don't you love it when your date goes to the toilet and then you go in there and realise she's left you a surprise and a smell.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

he has a body now, fear for your lives!!!

Th^t's what I wanted to see but couldn't do.
You're like a damn Photoshop Genie.

 

[DOG LIPS]

he has a body now, fear for your lives!!!

Make him white instead of blue and you got yourself a demon. up:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Don't you love it when your date goes to the toilet and then you go in there and realise she's left you a surprise and a smell.

Ha, years ago I got with this way-too-hot, like, terrifyingly Victoria's Secret-Hot chick while at this party.
It was my first time at her house a few days later, even I was a little intimidated by this chick.
So at the time I had long hair, and I didn't have enough gel in my hair and it was driving me nuts, so I waited for her to come out of the bathroom and went to go in and put water in my hair and look in the mirror, and she opened the door and saw me there and looked terrified and physically wouldn't let me in and goes "don't use that right now", so I thought she was pissed that I was so vain that I kept ****ing with my hair all day, so I laughed and tried to go in anyway and she got pissed and said "You don't want to go in there right now!!!"
and then my stomach sank and I realized what was happening.
Hahahaha, she was so hot, I forgot she could do that. And then I thought "You know I'm coming over to get it on and you...had to do that right...NOW?!?"
So she became a little less intimidating and it seemed cute, but then I also felt insulted.

:****ed up neurotic:

 

[Duende Verde]

Make him white instead of blue and you got yourself a demon. up:

 

[Duende Verde]

Th^t's what I wanted to see but couldn't do.
You're like a damn Photoshop Genie.

thanks