What was the last TERRIBLE movie(s) you saw? - Part 1

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wtf. That movie was good.

The Hangover
... nigh on unfunny altogether. The only funny part that made me laugh was the airplane wank off/Bin Laden line by the bearded guy in the beginning.

Daigon. Weird man, just... yeah.
 
Bridesmaids. Ohhh goddd it didn't help that the 95% of the audience that was female laughed at every little thing either.
 
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Especially that unsexy sex scene between Fox and Rourke.:dry:
 
Bridesmaids. Ohhh goddd it didn't help that the 95% of the audience that was female laughed at every little thing either.

A friend of mine keeps trying to get me to go see that, because she said it's the greatest thing ever. But I fear it's probably just as you said... if you're a guy, you're not going to find it funny.

I also don't see the appeal of Kristen Wiig. At all. She always has that look on her face like she's trying to figure out who just farted.
 
Pirates 4. Glad I only youtube'd it.

3/10 and that 3 is solely for the hot mermaid chick.
 
Pirates 4. Glad I only youtube'd it.

3/10 and that 3 is solely for the hot mermaid chick.

I haven't seen it but a friend of mine told me that the mermaid babe looks like she has Down Syndrome. Is that really true?
 
Bug, I think is what it was called. Worst movie I have ever seen.
 
A Serbian Film.

Read about it in Rue Morgue a few months back, as well as many ramblings around the internet about it. Decided as a big horror aficionado that I should check it out. In the end, it turned out to be one of the worst films I've ever seen. It was just grueling and unnerving. This is coming from someone who doesn't mind or was unfazed by other horror/shock films such as Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom, Martyrs, Cannibal Holocaust, Irreversible, Gummo, etc.

It was just garbage. It's like the Hostel films with a dash of borderline child pornography. Seemed like the director and everybody involved with the production tired really hard to shock and disgust the viewing audience. I guess some will look at it as an art house film and others will look at it as an exploitation flick but it really just wasn't the movie for me. Just my opinion.
 
Jonah Hex.

Yes, it was just as terrible as it's often made out to be, from start to finish. Plenty of pointless action and unintentional humor. I don't feel bad for spending a few bucks to rent it though because it had been awhile since I've seen a truly bad film.
 
Red Sonja - 3/10

I watch a film like that to see a hot chick chopping dudes into pieces with a broadsword(or is it a broad's sword :hehe:) and Neilsen isn't nearly hot enough(and can't remotely act...not even a little bit) and she kills like only 7 guys throughout the movie...whereas Arnie gets to kill dozens. If I wanted to see that, I'd have just watched Conan The Barbarian again. Add Ernie Reyes Jr. doing his best to be as irritating as possible and the result is that THIS MOVIE SUCKS!
 
kind of felt drowsy in batlle for LA,
but those aliens reminds me those french comic books i used to read with artist such a juan Gimenez in them
Ere comprime , special USA ,echo de la savane,metal hurlant... etc.
 
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