What was the last TERRIBLE movie(s) you saw?

[Spider-X]

Hotel Erotica

review please

 

[Abaddon]

Weak story,the lead actress was mechanical. Every porn movie cliche is presented as if its something new and grandiose. The girls seemed awkward in the lesbian scenes,and the director has no artistic style. Overall,if you're bored and horny go for it,but if you have a more sophistcated palate you'll have to look elsewhere.

 

[Slim_X]

XXX State of the Union

 

[Abaddon]

cori?

 

[CapBeerCino]

x-3 and 'dark water'

 

[Diamondhead]

xXx: State of the Union. Possibly the most terrible movie I EVER saw.

I don't think so nitwits !

 

[Diamondhead]

Spider-Man 2.

Whenever I see this movie I grit my teeth. It is just so ANNOYING.

Then don't watch you toad faced moron!
Your goggle eyes don't deserve such a visual feast anyway!

 

[Diamondhead]

Alien Vs Predator and Terminator 3 on the same day. It really bummed me out.

what are you ?
a simple minded cur !?

 

[nite-owl]

Children of the corn 2

 

[That-Guy]

I don't think so nitwits !

And exactly how the hell would you know?

First of all, if you thought that movie was good, then you are the one who is a "nitwit" (I can't believe someone actually still uses that word, by the way).

Second, while it is true that I've seen films that were, as a whole, worse than xXx: State of the Union, they were all movies that were made for a much, MUCH lower budget, featured few or no name actors, and were at least mildly watchable for a good laugh. With xXx, I simply sat there as me emotions drifted back and forth between bored and pissed. Bored because the plot was idiotic, the acting was laughable and the special effects were pathetic, and pissed because the was actually a studio that dumped millions into making such utter crap (money that could have and SHOULD have gone to a much better movie).

 

[Obsidian]

John Carpenter's Vampires

 

[Obsidian]

*edit: double post

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Superman Returns. We were begging for it to end. But, hey, at least it wasn't "walk out of the theater" bad like the ending of Fantastic Four.

 

[kane9321]

superman returns
while pirates wasnt terrible..it wasnt all that great either

 

[Milkman95]

Potc2

 

[CapBeerCino]

Potc2

Really?

 

[Silver Sable]

In The Bedroom

 

[U.S War Machine]

I don't think so nitwits !

Oh I think so

 

["Iron Man"]

I don't know how you guys can say POTC2 and SR are terrible. They are not. They are beautiful, well crafted movies.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All of my friends were groaning their way through SR. It is boring as hell and makes no sense whatsoever.
It was like going to church.

 

[FaT_tONle]

SR was a drag... it was okay at best in my book... just never a fan of supes

 

[jaydawg]

Nacho Libre. I laughed once. Thank God I snuck into it.

 

[arcangel]

A new world.

 

[primemover]

I think some of you guys are being harsh to just be harsh, or just can't seperate movies that you just didn't like with movies that are 'terrible'

 

[Mr. Credible]

John Carpenter's Vampires

ugh... i watched this on fx or whatever yesterday, too... i remember liking it for some reason. but i was wrong... dead wrong.