What would happen if the President committed suicide?

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  1. ampersand Registered

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    Do you think the government would cover it up or tell the people?

    I personally think the government would cover it up, only to be unccovered soon after.
     
  2. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    He'd be so dead. :(
     
  3. Calendar Man Registered

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    True. But why the sad face? :)
     
  4. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    If Bush committed suicide...*sigh* we can dream can't we.
     
  5. Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    The government would definitely cover it up. They'd call it a stroke or a heart attack or something. Definitely they wouldn't admit he killed himself.
     
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    "What would happen if the President committed suicide?"

    Doves would then give birth to alligators.
     
  7. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    The VP would take over. :(
     
  8. Morg Super Moderator

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    or if he had a heart attack while with someone NOT his wife
     
  9. Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.
     
  10. Morg Super Moderator

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    Bush bots? or clones? ;)
     
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    Wasn't that a movie? And the replacement ended up doing a better job?
     
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  13. Admiral_N8 I Look Like THOR

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    The Bush impersonator on Jay Leno would be a great choice.
     
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    We'd celebrate.
     
  15. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Bush has LMDs:o
     
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    They probably would cover it up.But it'd be more interesting if the President accidentally killed himself.



    Fair is foul and foul is fair.:confused:

    omgz,lol.
     
  17. tzarinna Mamochka

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    I'm having a hard time with this visual,ow,geez.
     
  18. Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    and he might shoot somebody
     
  19. Spidey-Bat Ours is the Fury

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    that happened to FDR
     
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    There would be a massive worldwide celebration and the pope would call it a miracle.
     
  21. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

    With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!
     
  22. Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    I'm right there with ya, you're not the only one :O
     
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    Are you suggesting that the goverment would pull a "Dave" on us? And that Oliver Stone would be the only one to tell the difference!

    "Dave" by the way is a good movie...:up:
     
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    Condi Rice? No thanks.
     
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    What about the President Pro Tempe of the Senate?
     

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