What would happen if the President committed suicide?

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Do you think the government would cover it up or tell the people?

I personally think the government would cover it up, only to be unccovered soon after.
 
If Bush committed suicide...*sigh* we can dream can't we.
 
The government would definitely cover it up. They'd call it a stroke or a heart attack or something. Definitely they wouldn't admit he killed himself.
 
"What would happen if the President committed suicide?"

Doves would then give birth to alligators.
 
Dew k. Mosi said:
The government would definitely cover it up. They'd call it a stroke or a heart attack or something. Definitely they wouldn't admit he killed himself.


or if he had a heart attack while with someone NOT his wife
 
they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.
 
Bush bots? or clones? ;)
 
Tsunulia said:
they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

Wasn't that a movie? And the replacement ended up doing a better job?
 
Tsunulia said:
they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.
baby-chimpanzee-picture.jpg
 
Tsunulia said:
they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

The Bush impersonator on Jay Leno would be a great choice.
 
Tsunulia said:
they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.
Bush has LMDs:o
 
They probably would cover it up.But it'd be more interesting if the President accidentally killed himself.


Danger Mouse said:
"What would happen if the President committed suicide?"

Doves would then give birth to alligators.


Fair is foul and foul is fair.:confused:

omgz,lol.
 
Danger Mouse said:
"What would happen if the President committed suicide?"

Doves would then give birth to alligators.

I'm having a hard time with this visual,ow,geez.
 
There would be a massive worldwide celebration and the pope would call it a miracle.
 
I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!
 
Manic said:
I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!

I'm right there with ya, you're not the only one :O
 
Tsunulia said:
they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

Are you suggesting that the goverment would pull a "Dave" on us? And that Oliver Stone would be the only one to tell the difference!

"Dave" by the way is a good movie...:up:
 
Manic said:
I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!

Condi Rice? No thanks.
 
Manic said:
I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!

What about the President Pro Tempe of the Senate?
 

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