What would happen if the President committed suicide?

[ampersand]

Do you think the government would cover it up or tell the people?

I personally think the government would cover it up, only to be unccovered soon after.

 

[DOG LIPS]

He'd be so dead.

 

[Calendar Man]

He'd be so dead.

True. But why the sad face?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

If Bush committed suicide...*sigh* we can dream can't we.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

The government would definitely cover it up. They'd call it a stroke or a heart attack or something. Definitely they wouldn't admit he killed himself.

 

[Danger Mouse]

"What would happen if the President committed suicide?"

Doves would then give birth to alligators.

 

[DOG LIPS]

True. But why the sad face?

The VP would take over.

 

[Morg]

The government would definitely cover it up. They'd call it a stroke or a heart attack or something. Definitely they wouldn't admit he killed himself.

or if he had a heart attack while with someone NOT his wife

 

[Tsunulia]

they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

 

[Morg]

Bush bots? or clones?

 

[Master Chief]

they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

Wasn't that a movie? And the replacement ended up doing a better job?

 

[Boom]

they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

 

[Admiral_N8]

they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

The Bush impersonator on Jay Leno would be a great choice.

 

[XwolverineX]

We'd celebrate.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

Bush has LMDs

 

[Abaddon]

They probably would cover it up.But it'd be more interesting if the President accidentally killed himself.

"What would happen if the President committed suicide?"

Doves would then give birth to alligators.

Fair is foul and foul is fair.

omgz,lol.

 

[tzarinna]

"What would happen if the President committed suicide?"

Doves would then give birth to alligators.

I'm having a hard time with this visual,ow,geez.

 

[Tsunulia]

The VP would take over.

and he might shoot somebody

 

[Spidey-Bat]

or if he had a heart attack while with someone NOT his wife

that happened to FDR

 

[Spider-Bite]

There would be a massive worldwide celebration and the pope would call it a miracle.

 

[Manic]

I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!

 

[Tsunulia]

I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!

I'm right there with ya, you're not the only one

 

[LostSon88]

they would most likely cover it up but they wouldn't let on that the real Bush died. I've seen some incredibly good Bush look-a-likes, the government would just hire the best one and call it a day.

Are you suggesting that the goverment would pull a "Dave" on us? And that Oliver Stone would be the only one to tell the difference!

"Dave" by the way is a good movie...

 

[Calendar Man]

I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!

Condi Rice? No thanks.

 

[Matt]

I don't like Bush, but I wouldn't want him to die. So excuse me for being the only person in this thread who isn't excited at the thought of his death.

With that said, I'd hope Cheney would concede to not being well enough to take over as President, and the speaker of the House suddenly came down with a case of bain damage. Then BAM! First black/female president!

What about the President Pro Tempe of the Senate?