What would happen if the President committed suicide?

[Gabba Gabba Hey]

They'd fake it and make it seem like God helped him or something...

 

[Manic]

Condi Rice? No thanks.

I'd rather have Condi than Dick.

 

[Leto Atrides]

They'd make it look like he died another way. A heart attack or stroke or something might suggest he was working even though he wasn't capable, and call into question his actions. Assasination would leave him blameless, and create a bit of a martyr vibe.

...Did I just figure out what happened to Kennedy?

 

[Superman4ever]

If Bush committed suicide...*sigh* we can dream can't we.

And then you'd wake up to the nightmare...

...dun dun da dun!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

And then you'd wake up to the nightmare...

...dun dun da dun!

It'd be open season on every man, woman, and child. Fox would jump at the oppurtunity to make it a reality show.

 

[Superman4ever]

It'd be open season on every man, woman, and child. Fox would jump at the oppurtunity to make it a reality show.

What would they call it?

Dick unloaded

Dick reloaded

Cheney's Burst Show EVER

 

[Manic]

And then you'd wake up to the nightmare...

...dun dun da dun!

It's like he's trying to look snide and evil!

 

[Superman4ever]

It's like he's trying to look snide and evil!

That's his nice (or as close as he can get to it)/ "be cool baby" face...and before you know it he's got you locked up in a cell taken pictures of ya' screaming 'lift your ball-sack, *****'!

He's just waiting to unleash it on all of you but make no mistake it's coming!

 

[Batty for Bats!]

That's his nice (or as close as he can get to it)/ "be cool baby" face...and before you know it he's got you locked up in a cell taken pictures of ya' screaming 'lift your ball-sack, *****'!

He's just waiting to unleash it on all of you but make no mistake it's coming!

LMFAO!up: 'lift your ball-sack, *****' got to me.

Cheney might withdraw us from Iraq tho..
Now, I think its a personal vendetta from the Bush family to blow up Iraq.

 

[Tsunulia]

LMFAO!up: 'lift your ball-sack, *****' got to me.

Cheney might withdraw us from Iraq tho..
Now, I think its a personal vendetta from the Bush family to blow up Iraq.

hehehe Do I see a similarity?

BUSH: "This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is its vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V."

 

[Admiral_N8]

Why are most internet forums so far left?

 

[Tsunulia]

Why are most internet forums so far left?

I'm right but it's ok to have some fun every once in awhile. I miss the funniness they did on SNL with the Pres. I laughed so hard during the first election skits.

 

[Superman4ever]

LMFAO!up: 'lift your ball-sack, *****' got to me.

Cheney might withdraw us from Iraq tho..
Now, I think its a personal vendetta from the Bush family to blow up Iraq.

 

[Manic]

Why are most internet forums so far left?

I'm not so much left as I am left-of-center.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

the world would rejoice.

 

[Admiral_N8]

I'm right but it's ok to have some fun every once in awhile. I miss the funniness they did on SNL with the Pres. I laughed so hard during the first election skits.

The guy they have doing Bush on SNL now is nowhere near as good as Will Ferrel as yeah. Will was awesome as Dubya.

 

[Cyclops]

God damn, you people are sick.

 

[Tsunulia]

God damn, you people are sick.

you don't mean me do you?

 

[Sam Fisher]

"What would happen if the President committed suicide?"


Then Saddam wouldn't have anyone to do the mambo with

 

[Cyclops]

I mean all the people who are now hopefully eager that the President commits suicide. Sheesh.

I'm no Bush supporter, but this "OMG I'm such a cool mutha****in' liberal Bush hata! Bandwaggin, yo!" attitude is just getting annoying.

 

[Tsunulia]

I mean all the people who are now hopefully eager that the President commits suicide. Sheesh.

I'm no Bush supporter, but this "OMG I'm such a cool mutha****in' liberal Bush hata! Bandwaggin, yo!" attitude is just getting annoying.

ok, cool, then that's not me

 

[Calendar Man]

Honestly I would rather he was just put in prison for life and put on suicide watch.

 

[Admiral_N8]

I mean all the people who are now hopefully eager that the President commits suicide. Sheesh.

I'm no Bush supporter, but this "OMG I'm such a cool mutha****in' liberal Bush hata! Bandwaggin, yo!" attitude is just getting annoying.

Exactly, its annoying and it is just absurd.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

what i wanna know if whether or not if the government didn't cover it out and it got out, would He be given a presidential death or would he be deemed a traitor to his own country and not given a proper burial

 

[Lackey]

It's like he's trying to look snide and evil!