What would you do if ___ got you pregnant?

[DV8]

LMAO!! You are so very observant, sir. Did you also see the look on her face? She's happily eating... whatever she's eating... and it seems like as soon as she takes a bite... POOF! There's the baby!!! I think that's a miracle rice cake (laced with fast-acting Panda sperm?)!

whale sperm>>>panda sperm

seriously though, I could watch that little Panda GIF all day long

 

[DBella]

whale sperm>>>panda sperm

Are you sure about that? Did you see how that baby panda just appeared... like magic? The same can't be said with whales for baby whales still need to be dropped off by flying squirrels.

seriously though, I could watch that little Panda GIF all day long

I saved it.

 

[musclesforsupes]

What would you do if

got you pregnant?

 

[DBella]

If Red X got me pregnant, I'd give birth to many, many little Red Xs.

 

[Steve Rogers]

Take my baby daddy on Maury for a paternity test

 

[DBella]

Take my baby daddy on Maury for a paternity test

Once you get the result of the test on Maury, let's fight on the Jerry Springer show.

 

[Steve Rogers]

Once you get the result of the test on Maury, let's fight on the Jerry Springer show.

Yeah but first I have to swear up and down that this dude was the only dude I was ever with and then it turns out that he is not the father. Maury likes that. I think it boosts his ratings. And then we can go fight on Jerry Springer because I am really sleeping with your crossdressing brother's dead uncle's favorite horse while weaing a pink tu-tu.

 

[Immortalfire]

Take my baby daddy on Maury for a paternity test

Congrats, you ARE the father!

 

[DV8]

If Red X got me pregnant, I'd give birth to many, many little Red Xs.

it'd be a girl, right? x chromosome and all

 

[DBella]

Yeah but first I have to swear up and down that this dude was the only dude I was ever with and then it turns out that he is not the father. Maury likes that. I think it boosts his ratings. And then we can go fight on Jerry Springer because I am really sleeping with your crossdressing brother's dead uncle's favorite horse while weaing a pink tu-tu.

Hahaha! O, how you crack me up! And the scary thing is, I am sure that scenario had been on the Springer show. A thought... do you think those people are for real or they are just acting to be on tv? If it's for real... it makes me weep.

Hey, wasn't there another show that was similar to Springer a long time ago? I forgot the host's name but it's as ridiculous as Springer with that same... circus-like atmosphere and they even played games on that show. Richard.... something. Help?

 

[DBella]

it'd be a girl, right? x chromosome and all

Yes. Unfortunately, I'd be giving birth in some countries where baby girls are considered to be a liability and therefore they don't have any chance to live.

 

[Steve Rogers]

Hahaha! O, how you crack me up! And the scary thing is, I am sure that scenario had been on the Springer show. A thought... do you think those people are for real or they are just acting to be on tv? If it's for real... it makes me weep.

Hey, wasn't there another show that was similar to Springer a long time ago? I forgot the host's name but it's as ridiculous as Springer with that same... circus-like atmosphere and they even played games on that show. Richard.... something. Help?

Don't know what show you are talking about. As far as Springer goes, I hope it's made up. Jesus, do people actually act like that? Enough to warrant multiple television seasons? If it is for real, I'm going to weep too.

Glad I could make you laugh.

 

[musclesforsupes]

your suppost to put a pic or video of whom got you pregnant! Come on were not talking snake mountain physics here!

 

[shalashaska]

Pregnancy is for the good-life intollerent.

 

[DV8]

I forgot the host's name but it's as ridiculous as Springer with that same... circus-like atmosphere and they even played games on that show. Richard.... something. Help?

Geraldo? That dude w/ the white hair? Donahue?

 

[DBella]

Don't know what show you are talking about. As far as Springer goes, I hope it's made up. Jesus, do people actually act like that? Enough to warrant multiple television seasons? If it is for real, I'm going to weep too.

Glad I could make you laugh.

I remember the show now. It's called The Richard Bey Show. Here's a clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6HGxqbEw1w&feature=related

Let's weep together.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[DBella]

Geraldo? That dude w/ the white hair? Donahue?

No, not Phil Donahue. Was his show like Springer's? I posted the link in my post above.

 

[DV8]

I remember the show now. It's called The Richard Bey Show. Here's a clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6HGxqbEw1w&feature=related

Let's weep together.

Thanks for the laugh.

YES Richard Bey!!!! goddam, I forgot all about him! He was like Ricki Lake era . . . and remember the Mark Whalberg show? heh . . . he sucked balls

 

[DV8]

No, not Phil Donahue. Was his show like Springer's? I posted the link in my post above.

no, Donahue was pretty whack . . . he just sprang to mind for some reason

 

[Steve Rogers]

Never heard of this Richard Bey guy.

 

[Lighthouse]

What would you do if

got you preganant?

I just can't imagine Fred Rogers having sex. I think he could reproduce through hugs.

 

[DBella]

YES Richard Bey!!!! goddam, I forgot all about him! He was like Ricki Lake era . . . and remember the Mark Whalberg show? heh . . . he sucked balls

Ricki Lake! And yes, I remember the Mark Wahlberg show. At first I thought it was Marky Mark... they have the same name. Although I don't remember much of his show, I do remember that he, as you pointed out, sucked balls.

no, Donahue was pretty whack . . . he just sprang to mind for some reason

When you mentioned his name, Sally Jesse Raphael immediately came to mind.

Never heard of this Richard Bey guy.

Well, now you have. You must be quite young, I assume?

What would you do if

got you preganant?

 

[DV8]

Ricki Lake! And yes, I remember the Mark Wahlberg show. At first I thought it was Marky Mark... they have the same name. Although I don't remember much of his show, I do remember that he, as you pointed out, sucked balls.


When you mentioned his name, Sally Jesse Raphael immediately came to mind.

yes, he sucked huge balls . . . and I remember that everyone thought he was Marky Mark cuz they had the same name, and that was just before Marky Mark became the rising star that he is now . . .

and when I think Sally Jesse Raphael, I think female clone of Donahue :~S

 

[Steve Rogers]

Well, now you have. You must be quite young, I assume?

27. Don't know if that is considered quite young or not, but if it is; thank you

 

[DBella]

yes, he sucked huge balls . . . and I remember that everyone thought he was Marky Mark cuz they had the same name, and that was just before Marky Mark became the rising star that he is now . . .

I tried searching for his show on youtube but can't find any. Only of Marky Mark. He had dark brown hair, right? He was so lame that I am finding it hard to remember him.

and when I think Sally Jesse Raphael, I think female clone of Donahue :~S

That's because she is.

27. Don't know if that is considered quite young or not, but if it is; thank you

Still young. You're only 2 years younger than me.