Who's the most pathetic and useless Marvel character ever?

[Son_of_W]

I'm curious on just who's the worst character Marvel ever created. I'm thinking Howard the Duck myself, maybe H.E.R.B.I.E. He's pretty annoying to.

 

[jaydawg]

Howard the Duck? God you suck.

 

[CConn]

jaydawg.

Or Paste Pot Pete.

Or jaydawg in Paste Pot Pete's hat.

 

[Son_of_W]

Howard the Duck? God you suck.

If you're talking about the Duck, you're right. If you aren't, why don't you make a suggestion. I'm adding squirrel girl and masque to the list.

 

[Harlekin]

Howard the Duck is far from being the most pathetic character the MU has to offer. And Paste Pot Pete rocks.

Beyond that though, I'd say Storm.

 

[Dope Nose]

either Forbush Man or NFL Superpro.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

A sidenote:

To all of the elder memers around here (pre2004) I now understand why you would get tired of seeing the newer members re-posting the same topics over and over. It took several years of me coming here, but I finally see what you mean.

 

[jaydawg]

jaydawg.

Or Paste Pot Pete.

Or jaydawg in Paste Pot Pete's hat.

See that might bother me if you didn't have Batwoman as your avatar.

And Squirrel Girl? She rocks. Storm, Paste Pot Pete? I can think of way worse characters. Maggot? The third Thunderbird? White Rabbit? The Walrus? Toad? Egghead? Stingray? Ronin? Nighthawk (it doesnt matter which verison, they all suck)? Dman? Rage? Justice? God, how I hate Justice.

 

[Harlekin]

See that might bother me if you didn't have Batwoman as your avatar.

And Squirrel Girl? She rocks. Storm, Paste Pot Pete? I can think of way worse characters. Maggot? The third Thunderbird? White Rabbit? The Walrus? Toad? Egghead? Stingray? Ronin? Nighthawk (it doesnt matter which verison, they all suck)? Dman? Rage? Justice? God, how I hate Justice.

Yeah, you'd be right if y'know, weren't wrong.

Half of those listed characters rock, and especially Justice. Justice rocks.

Storm on the other hand.

 

[Rico]

NFL Superpro.

 

[The Question]

I'm curious on just who's the worst character Marvel ever created. I'm thinking Howard the Duck myself, maybe H.E.R.B.I.E. He's pretty annoying to.

Blasphemy.

Howard is a god amung men.

 

[Elijya]

I'm curious on just who's the worst character Marvel ever created. I'm thinking Howard the Duck myself, maybe H.E.R.B.I.E. He's pretty annoying to.

Have you ever actually read a Howard the Duck comic? or at least a Steve Gerber one

 

[Elijya]

If you're talking about the Duck, you're right. If you aren't, why don't you make a suggestion. I'm adding squirrel girl and masque to the list.

And I dont' think you've ever read a comic with Squirrel Girl in it either

 

[Norkie]

Super Pro.

 

[Elijya]

SuperPro was very useful. He got Marvel Superbowl tickets

seriously

 

[Norkie]

SuperPro was very useful. He got Marvel Superbowl tickets

seriously

lol.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

Heh, I have read a large precentage from him and I must agree with Dubya on this one; I despise that Duck.

Others that come to mind are Adri Nital, Bedlam, Ka-Zar, Jester, Unus, and Iron Monger.

More to come as I think of 'em.

 

[Elijya]

did you read the MAX miniseries?

 

[Genesis 1.0]

did you read the MAX miniseries?

Yeah, but for me it was just more parody with heightened language and MA content, to be more specific, seeing as I didn't like Howard from the jump, seeing 'Howard MAX', so to speak, didn't shift that. Doctor Bong and Howard don't do it for me.

Then again I rarely fall in with the majority, which I enjoy.

 

[Elijya]

alright man, if it's not for you, it's not for you

although, the majority have never even heard of HtD MAX, or bothered to read it

Most people dismiss him without having read him, or they read some stupid crossover he did with Spider-Man or something. They think he's Donald Duck. He's not, he's a satirical character

 

[jeaf7]

I'm curious on just who's the worst character Marvel ever created. I'm thinking Howard the Duck myself, maybe H.E.R.B.I.E. He's pretty annoying to.

I totally agree...........

 

[Brainiac 8]

Howard the Duck? God you suck.

Howard the Duck doesn't suck.


Slapstick sucks.

 

[SSJ4_Mikael]

I would say Nightcrawler or Thor ... It's even hard to understand what they say. -- Damn their accent!

 

[Darthphere]

Rocket Racer.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

alright man, if it's not for you, it's not for you

although, the majority have never even heard of HtD MAX, or bothered to read it

Most people dismiss him without having read him, or they read some stupid crossover he did with Spider-Man or something. They think he's Donald Duck. He's not, he's a satirical character

Well if they haven't read it, then how can they bash it?

In any case, it just never stuck with me.