Why are racial stereotypes always so...

[Doctor Jones]

White people love mayonase. According to Smart Brother.

 

[PyroChamber]

White people love mayonase. According to Smart Brother.

Blacks prefer Miracle Whip.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I ****ing HATE mayonnaise.

This girl I know used to get chips out of the chip shop, put vinegar, ketchup AND mayo on them!

Revolting *cringes*

 

[E-Man]

White people love mayonase. According to Smart Brother.

I'm black myself. I know this because I can bench 500, run a 4.2 forty, and I have a 12 inch penis. But in spite of all that, I LOVE mayonnaise.

 

[terry78]

Mayo = barf. Anytime BK puts mayo on my Whopper when I specifically axe them not to, I tell them to take that **** back and make another one. So in addition to hating mayo, I am also perpetuating the beligerant black man stereotype as well...double whammy.

 

[E-Man]

You also used axe instead of ask. Triple whammy

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm black myself. I know this because I can bench 500, run a 4.2 forty, and I have a 12 inch penis. But in spite of all that, I LOVE mayonnaise.

Being strong is a black stereotype now? Awesome.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Mayo = barf. Anytime BK puts mayo on my Whopper when I specifically axe them not to, I tell them to take that **** back and make another one. So in addition to hating mayo, I am also perpetuating the beligerant black man stereotype as well...double whammy.

That was terrific.

 

[PyroChamber]

Being strong is a black stereotype now? Awesome.

Only if you're an athlete or in jail.

 

[RockSP]

Being strong is a black stereotype now? Awesome.

You didn't know we were all big black bucks? John Henry is our collective ancestor.

 

[AndThePickles]

White people love mayonase. According to Smart Brother.

I like small amounts of mayo, sometimes. I have a confession...I'm white and I love hot sauce!

 

[terry78]

I like small amounts of mayo, sometimes. I have a confession...I'm white and I love hot sauce!

Hot sauce is a euphemism for black dudes.

 

[AndThePickles]

Hot sauce is a euphemism for black dudes.

I love hot sauce

 

[terry78]

Haha, I'm done for the night, girl.

 

[TEDDY]

...true?

I mean, really? It's politically incorrect to think so, but I mean, these stereotypes weren't just pulled out of thin air. Some redneck didn't just wake up one day and say "Gosh durnit, y'know what? Cletus, spread the word, dem slant eye Ashunn folks don't learn demselves howtuh drive"

I'm not specifically talking about Asians that can't drive, because Asians don't exist where I live, it's just one of the more common stereotypes.

But I'm serious, it's really bad when a person can walk into my store, and before I've even said "Hello" to them, I can accurately predict how the encounter with them is going to go just by a quick glance at them.

Don't people ever want to be anything more than a stereotype? Don't people actually want to strive to be unique, and individuals? I mean, just wondering.

And no, before people play that card, it's not a minority thing, because white stereotypes are all true too. ****ing rednecks.

Maybe it's just where I work. I dunno. I mean, I do work in a pretty trashy area. I don't know.

STEREOTYPES ARE TRUE?!?





I KNEW IT: THE JEWS DO HAVE ALL THE MONEY!!!


It's cool though: I befriended one of 'em.

On a more serious note though, despite the fact that some individuals seem to make stereotypes seem true to their word, they're main purpose is to indentify an entire group. Particularly in a ludicrus and all-too-often derogatory way.


It's the year 2009 people; we're nearly a decade into the new millenium. NEWS FLASH: not all white people can't dance, every asian does not know kung fu, Mexicans really aren't all that lazy, etc.


And for the record: FRIED CHICKEN AND GRAPE SODA ARE NOT A BLACK THING! Everyone loves fried chicken and grape soda! Who doesn't. If you don't, THAN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!


TEDDY!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I like small amounts of mayo, sometimes. I have a confession...I'm white and I love hot sauce!

I'm white and I love anything spicey. Hot sauce is

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I love mayonnaise but am not a big fan of hot sauce (unless mixed with something that cuts some of the heat like ranch.)

And I'm black.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I don't think skin colour comes into it. I think everyone has a individual limit or tolerance to spicey food.

Personally I LOVE spicey food! Until the next day...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Actually... I'm white. But, still.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You so crazy.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Haha, you so right.

 

[AndThePickles]

I don't think skin colour comes into it. I think everyone has a individual limit or tolerance to spicey food.

Personally I LOVE spicey food! Until the next day...

Skin color has nothing to do with it, I'm just poking fun at the thread.

 

[bullets]

Yesterday I parked my car in the yard because the neighbors had something goin on , so I was just getting my car out of the way. Later on some black dude was walking into the yard looking at it . He must of thought it was for sale. My mother went out there and freaked out basically , she thought he was "casing it" to steal later. Maybe he was I don't know ..

 

[The Lizard]

And for the record: FRIED CHICKEN AND GRAPE SODA ARE NOT A BLACK THING! Everyone loves fried chicken and grape soda! Who doesn't. If you don't, THAN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but .... bravo, TEDDY.

 

[knowsbleed]

Mayo, I put a little french fries on my mayo every now and then.