why do most men

[Movies205]

Yah, it's times like this I thank God I don't smoke. No coffee thanks, not after noon.

I don't know, I smoke occasionally, it's nice after a long day's work, or just at night... The problem is, most people I know... smoke all the damn time, so it sucks up all their money, and it comes to the point that the reason for smoking relaxin, has lost all potency cuz they do it all the damn time... however, I know people who do it all the itme and are perfectly fine..

 

[Morg]

bourn?

 

[Immortalfire]

bourn?

 

[Ice-man]

^ yea **** happens, i suck at many things, spelling would be one of them.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Maybe cuz....Men think women like...Anaconda size?

 

[Ice-man]

and i havnt smoked in 3 days, this isnt a high thread, ud know if it were.

 

[Mr. Credible]

i used to lie because i thought everyone else's was bigger... then i realized that they're all just lying, too.

ironically enough, that was around the time that myself and everyone i knew grew up enough to stop comparing and/or asking about cod-size, so it didn't really matter.

 

[The Man Of 16]

Size is a factor. No fun feeling half-full.

Y'know that smoking the weed makes it shrink, right? I think Ice-man might be worried that he's packing a little one.

LMFAO! smoking weed doesnt make it shrink! Last time I smoked, I was harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

You clearly know NOTHING about ANYTHING.

 

[DOG LIPS]

why do most men lie about the size of their, uhh how can i put this,well their member, their sausage, their pickle, u get the idea.

I never lie. It's the first thing I say to women. "3 inches of steel, baby! Truth!"



Why am I still single?

 

[Kyalesyin]

LMFAO! smoking weed doesnt make it shrink! Last time I smoked, I was harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

You clearly know NOTHING about ANYTHING.

And apparently you can't read. Jag filled in the facts that I neglected because the book was over the other side of the room.

 

[Morg]

I never lie. It's the first thing I say to women. "3 inches of steel, baby! Truth!"



Why am I still single?

Because you tend to hump their legs?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Don't be jealous, Morgy, he'll hump your leg if you ask him nice

 

[Warhammer]

Haha.

^ yea **** happens, i suck at many things, spelling would be one of them.

I'm sure you do...

Spoiler

I'm sorry. I had to do it.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I never lie. I'm neither BIG or SMALL.

As Goldilocks would say after getting a glimpse of my man-meat:

"It's Juuuuust right!"

 

[Abaddon]

I've never measured.

 

[tzarinna]

Do so and get back to me.

 

[SWAT]

I'm hung like a hamster.

 

[Enriquespy]

do woman ask before action?

Do men have to say its size before things start?

 

[nosebleed.]

I'm hung like a hamster.

Richard Gere would love you.

 

[SWAT]

Richard Gere would love you.

... does he like hamsters?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I don't really go to places where I discuss the size of my dick with other guys...so...yeah....

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I never lie. I'm neither BIG or SMALL.

As Goldilocks would say after getting a glimpse of my man-meat:

"It's Juuuuust right!"

This post + your avatar = my undying man-love for you.

t:

 

[Avalanche]

No point lying to a prospective bedee. They're only going to find out you're lying.

 

[Morg]

Don't be jealous, Morgy, he'll hump your leg if you ask him nice

No thanks, I reserve that for elisha only

 

[batnkevlar]

I never lie about my size... cuz i know it's big...